Crappest S2 4SU Jokes

[Paulus]

Alfie Cuntflaps

 

[bornablade]

Rust Bucket.

 

[BushBlade]

Rust Bucket.

Unless it's a reference to Rebekah Brooks.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Someone's after a 3-way

Absolutely not

 

[Liaminho9]

Yes, some bloke called Kyle Hutton was the other. Both from Rangers I think.

Correct - mate of mine is a big Rangers fan and he was of the opinion that the double signing was a real coup and they were both class.

 

[Tezza1889]

"Dan Burn is on the way, don't worry"


that's the same Dan burn that's currently star player in fulhams defence..

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

That one about Simmo's ball crashing down out of orbit, returning to earth at a ridiculous speed, & ending up crushing the fax machine at the Lane just as Higgo was about to eat it, & with James Wallace looking on bereft as his 380th sick note got consumed in the fax-machine fireball.

It's all just got to stop.

 

[Treeton Blade]

That one about Simmo's ball crashing down out of orbit, returning to earth at a ridiculous speed, & ending up crushing the fax machine at the Lane just as Higgo was about to eat it, & with James Wallace looking on bereft as his 380th sick note got consumed in the fax-machine fireball.

It's all just got to stop.

That would grind this forum to a halt

 

[boo radley]

Never gets old, that one!

I'd be a very angry individual if it wound me up. I've had it barked at me since I was about 6.

That's BGT result sewn up this year. What with Cowell s love of Dogs, one that can bark "it's not unusual" in a Tom Jones style is bound to win.

 

[BushBlade]

That one about Simmo's ball crashing down out of orbit, returning to earth at a ridiculous speed, & ending up crushing the fax machine at the Lane just as Higgo was about to eat it, & with James Wallace looking on bereft as his 380th sick note got consumed in the fax-machine fireball.

It's all just got to stop.

Did that actually happen or was it one of Strappy's ITK tweets?

 

[boo radley]

There isn't much to talk about with the transfer window being closed and we haven't had a good poll for a while, so I thought "why not?"

There are some properly shit jokes on here, that get peddled out time and time again, and any remnants o humour diminish further with each laboured inclusion in a post. Some of these jokes still inexplicably receive likes, but the time has come to decide which one truly is the shittest of the shit.

First of all, we have the fax machine. This joke wasn't funny when the club fucked up and used it as an excuse. Christ knows it isn't funny now, after how many years of over-use? The club don't even use a fax machine any more. Move on.

Next up are the Simmonson penalty jokes. "Oh look, something in space, it must be Simmonson's penalty ball". Well no, it isn't. It just went over the bar a bit. It certainly didn't reach orbit.

Then we have the fat Higdon and fat Baxter jokes. Looking at the state of a good number of our fans, "people in glass houses" springs to mind. And making fun of the chubby kids? How old are we?

Finally, we have the cripple jokes aimed at Cuvellier and Wallace. These have been done to death. Leave them where they belong. In the past.

So, now is your chance. Vote for the shittest, unoriginal joke that gets continually used and let it go down in folklore as the worst of a bad bunch, then never use it ever again.

From your poll you missed out "game changing investment". The board are still pissing themselves at how gullible we all are.

 

[TonyAgana]

From your poll you missed out "game changing investment". The board are still pissing themselves at how gullible we all are.

It was written up in headlines as "game changing investment" but McCabe never actually said the words "game changing investment". He was quoted as saying:

We've been looking for partner investors for six years and this is fantastic. This is game-changing for this club and the funds being invested in the team are substantial.

 

[boo radley]

It was written up in headlines as "game changing investment" but McCabe never actually said the words "game changing investment". He was quoted as saying:

Kevin McCabe said:
We've been looking for partner investors for six years and this is fantastic. This is game-changing for this club and the funds being invested in the team are substantial.
Of course you are right. We have certainly changed our game,(or at least KMc has). Are you enjoying it?

 

[TonyAgana]

We have certainly changed our game,(or at least KMc has). Are you enjoying it?

No mate.

 

[PeteBlade]

He also said this would mean we'd no longer need to sell our better younger players.

 

[TonyAgana]

He also said this would mean we'd no longer need to sell our better younger players.

That's a stick I'd happily beat him with. Press misquotes, not so much.

 

[bladeinspaceandtime]

What about "James Beattie's got the flu" (or words to that effect). How we laughed.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

It was written up in headlines as "game changing investment" but McCabe never actually said the words "game changing investment"

Jim Phipps said at that time, “Think of Liverpool rather than Manchester City” and he has been as good as his word.

Liverpool are 8th in their League and we’re 8th in ours.
They used to be a lot better than they are now and so did we.
They should be doing much better based on fan-base, history and expenditure. So should we.
Their Board recently enraged their loyal fans but quickly backed down and tried to make amends….over to you Jim!

 

[TonyAgana]

Jim Phipps said at that time, “Think of Liverpool rather than Manchester City” and he has been as good as his word.

Liverpool are 8th in their League and we’re 8th in ours.
They used to be a lot better than they are now and so did we.
They should be doing much better based on fan-base, history and expenditure. So should we.
Their Board recently enraged their loyal fans but quickly backed down and tried to make amends….over to you Jim!

A couple of other direct quotes that we never hear:

"Money will be spent judiciously..."

"...the investment will not run to “ridiculous” sums of money. Think of Liverpool rather than Manchester City."

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Mcabe has told that many lies since Beattie flu gate I don't believe a word he utters.

 

[BushBlade]

It was written up in headlines as "game changing investment" but McCabe never actually said the words "game changing investment". He was quoted as saying:

So he did say 'game-changing' and 'investment '.in that order. He just stuck some other words in between.

 

[TonyAgana]

So he did say 'game-changing' and 'investment '.in that order. He just stuck some other words in between.

yyyeah