Pyro cock

[Canterbury Blade]

Now then, I'm no angel, but these pyro things need sorting.

The bloke who brought it in was from Lowestoft with two of his kids, a mate and another kid. The kids had jester hats on, were late in as they got their hot dogs and had the full United shirt combo on. It was a day out for them. They were excited and living in Lowestoft I imagine excitement is a bit thin on the ground.

And then their own feckin father let off a pyro to show off. Sadly he didn't know what the hell he was doing, the smoke affected all around him and his own mates son got it in the eyes, choking him and making him cry.

The stewards did a good job and got him out before some of those who'd had a throat full smacked him. The half time chat indicating others not being impressed with the effect on the elderly and the young Blades around. It carries a life ban and perhaps others so inspired may want to think before they bring em in.

Knob, no other word... Why would anyone want to cause fellow Blades distress..

 

[Foxy]

Now then, I'm no angel, but these pyro things need sorting.

The bloke who brought it in was from Lowestoft with two of his kids, a mate and another kid. The kids had jester hats on, were late in as they got their hot dogs and had the full United shirt combo on. It was a day out for them. They were excited and living in Lowestoft I imagine excitement is a bit thin on the ground.

And then their own feckin father let off a pyro to show off. Sadly he didn't know what the hell he was doing, the smoke affected all around him and his own mates son got it in the eyes, choking him and making him cry.

The stewards did a good job and got him out before some of those who'd had a throat full smacked him. The half time chat indicating others not being impressed with the effect on the elderly and the young Blades around. It carries a life ban and perhaps others so inspired may want to think before they bring em in.

Knob, no other word... Why would anyone want to cause fellow Blades distress..

He's was in and out for ages, until they seemed to pass the kids off to his mate and got rid of him.

 

[Leonardo Green]

The pyro doesn't need sorting, the idiot that didn't read the instructions on it first needs sorting.

 

[Harry's Game]

When I saw the title of this thread I was going to suggest Cranberry Juice.

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Now then, I'm no angel, but these pyro things need sorting.

The bloke who brought it in was from Lowestoft with two of his kids, a mate and another kid. The kids had jester hats on, were late in as they got their hot dogs and had the full United shirt combo on. It was a day out for them. They were excited and living in Lowestoft I imagine excitement is a bit thin on the ground.

And then their own feckin father let off a pyro to show off. Sadly he didn't know what the hell he was doing, the smoke affected all around him and his own mates son got it in the eyes, choking him and making him cry.

The stewards did a good job and got him out before some of those who'd had a throat full smacked him. The half time chat indicating others not being impressed with the effect on the elderly and the young Blades around. It carries a life ban and perhaps others so inspired may want to think before they bring em in.

Knob, no other word... Why would anyone want to cause fellow Blades distress..

I hadn't realised that was the idiot – he was on my row. Utter idiot – an old lady two rows in front had to use an inhaler in the aftermath.

They're apparently for "atmosphere" – the only atmosphere it creates is a fairly shit one.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Were there no pyro-sniffer dogs?

Shoddy.

 

[bladesmanluke]

Jesus Christ

 

[Bladesman]

 

[Tyler Durden]

Can't see the problem. It's a character-building experience for the kids. And if any adults are so offended by non-toxic smoke then it's a mystery how they ever got through life by being so precious.

 

[Esablade]

The pyro doesn't need sorting, the idiot that didn't read the instructions on it first needs sorting.

Did you read that bit about receiving a life ban for letting one off in a football stadium..?

 

[Leonardo Green]

No, and if that's the case, it's ridiculous.

 

[Esablade]

No, and if that's the case, it's ridiculous.

What's ridiculous?

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Guns don't kill people.
People kill people.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

If Roy Castle had played in Pyro Jazz Clubs, he'd be still here today.

 

[Tyler Durden]

If Roy Castle had played in Pyro Jazz Clubs, he'd be still here today.

"Hello I'm Yul Brynner and I'm dead now because I used pyro at away games

Don't pyro."

 

[Grappler]

I thought Pyro Cock was the villain in the new Star Wars film?

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I thought Pyro Cock was the villain in the new Star Wars film?

Isn't it want Barney sits on?

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

I hate pyros when they go off, they give out such a horrid smell. People who do set them off should certainly be banned in my eyes.

 

[metalblade]

Seems we have a few Pyro Cocks posting on this forum

 

[Tyler Durden]

The noise from the crowd really hurts my ears.

 

[Leonardo Green]

Typical of today's society, try and ban anything you don't agree with. The liberal lefties are actually the worst for this. Different opinion, ban it, want to vote for something different, suffer violence.

 

[Tyler Durden]

The floodlights are too bright. I looked at one once and had a white blur in my line of sight for at least four minutes afterwards.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Typical of today's society, try and ban anything you don't agree with. The liberal lefties are actually the worst for this. Different opinion, ban it, want to vote for something different, suffer violence.

Well I've just disproved that shit theory on this thread alone.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Why are we still allowing meat pies in the ground in the 21st century? They could be used as weapons when hot.

 

[metalblade]

Looks like some weren't allowed to hold sparklers as children on Bonfire night boo hoo hoo

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Can't see the problem. It's a character-building experience for the kids. And if any adults are so offended by non-toxic smoke then it's a mystery how they ever got through life by being so precious.

Mate,

In a land far, far away and at a time I'd rather forget, I've been subject to CS and the effect on the eyes, lungs and throat do disable you. I guess that's the intention...

The effect of a knob letting off a lot of projectile smoke, toxic or not, in close proximity to young, old and fellow Blades caused distress. Fact, as I saw it.

Yes, he didn't have a clue and in old money he'd have been called a 'Christmas tree' in his garb, a terrace fighter he was not. However, he thought it acceptable to cause distress to the innocent in his uneducated way and that's why we need to educate those that perhaps don't understand the effect of their actions.

Just ask those sat around him for their views.

Atmosphere is great, upsetting kids and the elderly from the Blades family is not and law enforcement won't change it, only we can...

 

[Esablade]

Typical of today's society, try and ban anything you don't agree with. The liberal lefties are actually the worst for this. Different opinion, ban it, want to vote for something different, suffer violence.

'Liberal lefty's' own and run football clubs..the police..the FA!?!?

Wtf!?!??

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Can't see the problem. It's a character-building experience for the kids. And if any adults are so offended by non-toxic smoke then it's a mystery how they ever got through life by being so precious.

Yes, I for one don't see why people with respiratory conditions should be able to enjoy a football match without further damage to their health. Why can't those sorts just man up eh?

 

[Leonardo Green]

Are we really comparing a harmless smoke bomb to tear gas now?

 

[Bladesway]

Seems we have a few Pyro Cocks posting on this forum

I assumed it was some new STD that we should all be concerned about.