But, in many ways, I am. In particular I am the most intelligent, literate, articulate and elegant writer to contribute to this or any other football forum. I have a brain the size of the universe and a vocabulary to match. I have an unparalleled command of irony, satire and rhetoric. I have more letters after my name than you have in yours. I can quote Shakespeare, Dickens, Carroll, Milton, Keats, Blake, Wilde et al accurately and at the drop of a hat, or in Carroll's case, a cat [that's a little intellectual witticism]
I have watched and played football for over 50 years. I read Camus and Galeano whilst you flick through The Sun. I have watched in awestruck wonder, the magnificence of Pele, Beckenbauer and Platini. I have basked in the genius of Cruyff, Best and Eusebio. Meantime you worship at the feet of Muckanettles Nowt-Fancy and Nick fucking Montgomery.
I exalt Shankly, Paisley, Clough, Nicholson, Ferguson, Wenger and Ramsey. You see no further than Dinosaur Dave and 'Ol Big Nose.
"Superior" doesn't really do the matter justice mate. It's infinitely more than that. You are in the presence of an exceptional human being. If you had any sense you would stop, listen and learn from me. But you haven't; so you won't.
Sorry, but you did rather lead with your chin....