Brayford nudes faciem?

[Jonboy60]

If you shave a cat it looks a bit like an oven ready chicken.

Does it taste like one.?

 

[BushBlade]

Does it taste like one.?

It does if you put a bit of chilli on it, bit of garlic sauce, some warm salad and serve it in a pitta.

 

[sitwell]

I am rarely clean shaven. Remember shaving for our lasses grandads funeral, purely because he always told me I shouldn't have stubble. Did it out of respect. That could be last time tbh. We were in Championship when he died.

What does your Dads line of business out of interest ?

 

[Darthblade]

Saw Sir John of Brayford on Eccy Road Saturday afternoon and I can confirm the beard was fully intact. I would be concerned at the tightness of his jeans though, can't be good for his recovery or future child-producing potential!

I don't care if he shaves the beard or not ...... I don't care if he shaves his pubes ..... just as long as he comes back asap as the Brayford that we know and love to watch !!
UTB & FTP

 

[sothall blade]

I've reverted back to 'heavy stubble' from full beard. Don't like clean shaven- fuck you guardian! I'll do what I want

Like your sentiments Swiss,very Steve McQueen style !

 

[South London Blade]

It does if you put a bit of chilli on it, bit of garlic sauce, some warm salad and serve it in a pitta.

Only if you drink 12 pints of beer first.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I've vowed not to even trim mine until we're promoted.

Looks like I'm gonna end up with a ZZ Top at this rate

 

[Russ]

Blades fans everywhere. Do we really want him to cut himself shaving and be out for another two fking weeks?!!!

 

[Silent Blade]

Blades fans everywhere. Do we really want him to cut himself shaving and be out for another two fking weeks?!!!

Alan Cork cut his face when shaving his beard off after that semi final at Wembley

 

[bornablade]

Alan Cork? John Brayford? There was only one Beard, someone who really looked the part and that was Trevor Hockey.

I remember photos of him at Brum 'beardless' but he always looked as though he was born with that full facial.

 

[Silent Blade]

Alan Cork? John Brayford? There was only one Beard, someone who really looked the part and that was Trevor Hockey.

I remember photos of him at Brum 'beardless' but he always looked as though he was born with that full facial.

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[mattbianco1]

What does your Dads line of business out of interest ?

He's passed caring now. Mentioned it loads over the years but he just knows now that I won't be clean shaven.

 

[sitwell]

He's passed caring now. Mentioned it loads over the years but he just knows now that I won't be clean shaven.

Maybe it should be made known that Mattbianco snr owns a shaver company

 

[mattbianco1]

Maybe it should be made known that Mattbianco snr owns a shaver company

Only a small one. Mr Braun he's called.

 

[Blade82]

I'm sure the blades have inserted a clause in his contract stating the beard has to stay in tact. Otherwise the transfer fee we reportadly paid will look far too overpriced

 

[Blade56]

Only a small one. Mr Braun he's called.

You jokin cause I know Victor Kiam owns Braun

 

[BushBlade]

You jokin cause I know Victor Kiam owns Braun

Remington.


Edit: best add a smiley so you know I get the joke

 

[Blade56]

Remington.


Edit: best add a smiley so you know I get the joke

Bugger, I got that bit of quick wittyness wrong

 

[DifferentClass]

I bet your a fekin barrel of laffs (sorry laughs) on a night out

Surprised you didn't notice auto correct changed nudus (Latin) to nudes in OP Title

I saw "Brayford nudes..." and thought maybe he'd been involved in a Twitter hack of his most sensitive data!