CONFIRMED Billy Sharp

[Patrick Suffaux]

Yes, it is. It really is time our fans learned to look beyond the end of Shoreham Street, isn't it? There's gold in them hills.

Nothing more amusing than the narrow minded accusing others of narrow mindedness.

 

[sheffielder]

It certainly is. Couldn't you Bladey Blades please just stop it and try to think of some decent players instead?

My job is to back the team and manager, and not listen to negative fans like yourself.

 

[Jon Bon]

Message to all you doubters.

If Sharp signs, see if the bookies install him as Fav to be L1 top scorer ? Why might that be ??

This is the post of the year surely?

Something that may or may not happen may lead to something else that may or may not happen and we are invited to offer a hypothesis of both actually happening. Would this come under consequentialism or theoretical physics?

Let me see if I can answer the original question ... Er....... if I = MC over 5 and V(x) = {mw2x2/2 for xV>0....

Oh fuck it - "LIZARDS!"

 

[Pinchy]

Nothing more amusing than the narrow minded accusing others of narrow mindedness.

What, nothing?

Have you not seen Montgomery and Kozluk's attempted football?

 

[Pinchy]

This is the post of the year surely?

Something that may or may not happen may lead to something else that may or may not happen and we are invited to offer a hypothesis of both actually happening. Would this come under consequentialism or theoretical physics?

Let me see if I can answer the original question ... Er....... if I = MC over 5 and V(x) = {mw2x2/2 for xV>0....

Oh fuck it - "LIZARDS!"

Do you have a cat?

 

[super_pig]

Do you have a cat?

he put it in a box. what is that anyway. is it made up . .it makes no sense

 

[Guesty]

Do you have a cat?

Until he replies, we must assume that he both does and doesn't have a cat.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Until he replies, we must assume that he both does and doesn't have a cat.

Pinchy - S2's very own thought experiment

 

[Pinchy]

he put it in a box. what is that anyway. is it made up . .it makes no sense

Well, as you might expect it is made up or it isn't. It's Erwin Schrödinger's quantum theory of superposition which gives rise to the "Observer's Paradox".

In that sense it is made up, but it is very real to barmy physicists and poisoned cats...

*No animals were harmed in the making of this post.

 

[Darthblade]

Lets bring in Billy Sharp, Jamie Ward, Nick Montgomery and Michael Tonge. Then let's ask Morgs to put his boots back on and see if we can get Matt Kilgallon in on loan.

We can tell Adkins that he will be the clubs physio and give Warnock a call to see if he wants to be manager.

Sorted.

Oh and we can ship that bag of shite Jamie Murphy off to Brighton.

PLEASE ..... don't make suggestions like this ......
The morons on our Board are proven to be more than capable of fu**ing things up big style without suggestions of this nature !!
UTB & FTP

 

[judge]

Medical is going well ,just finishing up on the first thigh and then next week on the other

 

[Latters]

Medical is going well ,just finishing up on the first thigh and then next week on the other

With our track record recently I wouldn't complain about a more rigorous medical!

 

[Jon Bon]

Do you have a cat?

I have a wife.

 

[Pinchy]

I have a wife.

In a box?...

 

[Jon Bon]

In a box?...

I'm not answering any more questions until my brief gets here...

 

[Blade58]

Mike Stephenson ‏@Stephenson87M 32m32 minutes ago

Hearing now that the Barker deal to Leeds is now off and all attention is back on signing Murphy! Valuations currently way out! #sufc

https://twitter.com/hashtag/sufc?src=hash

LFTN Sports ‏@LFTNsports 6h6 hours ago

Leeds United and Sheffield United are close to doing a swap deal with Jamie Murphy going to Leeds and Billy Sharp to #sufc. #lufc

 

[Barney]

Mike Stephenson ‏@Stephenson87M 32m32 minutes ago

Hearing now that the Barker deal to Leeds is now off and all attention is back on signing Murphy! Valuations currently way out! #sufc


LFTN Sports ‏@LFTNsports 6h6 hours ago

Leeds United and Sheffield United are close to doing a swap deal with Jamie Murphy going to Leeds and Billy Sharp to #sufc. #lufc

I'd be very disappointed if that went through. We can't afford to lose Murphy unless it's stupid money.

 

[AnonymousBlade1995]

3 million cash + Sharp i am happy

 

[Jon Bon]

3 million cash + Sharp i am happy

The only way I'd be happy with that is if the cheque was made payable to me.

 

[lepton blade]

Billy Sharp would be the most underwhelming signing since........ (Insert player of your choice).

 

[Barney]

Billy Sharp would be the most underwhelming signing since........ (Insert player of your choice).

Higdon?

 

[metalblade]

If that happens there will be a queue up the car park returning their season tickets, I'm not too worried only a complete moron would even consider swapping Murphy for Billy (don't score many) Sharp. Never going to happen they wouldn't .................... would they ?

 

[Sirius]

The only way I'd be happy with that is if the cheque was made payable to me.

Jon This is your lucky day. I have a Nigerian friend who would like to transfer a large amount of money to your account.

 

[Jon Bon]

Jon This is your lucky day. I have a Nigerian friend who would like to transfer a large amount of money to your account.

With or without Billy Sharp?

 

[Torrix1889]

If that happens there will be a queue up the car park returning their season tickets, I'm not too worried only a complete moron would even consider swapping Murphy for Billy (don't score many) Sharp. Never going to happen they wouldn't .................... would they ?

They would....especially if the transfer fee for Murphy pays for Billy's wages, Martyn Woolford and a season-long loan for Hooper..

 

[bartman]

Sounds like Sharp is a scapegoat already and he's not even bloody signed (yet !)

 

[metalblade]

Where's Billy ? I thought he was all but signed up yesterday

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Where's Billy ? I thought he was all but signed up yesterday

We'll get a good indication of whether this deal is anywhere this evening when we see if he's playing in Leeds's friendly.

 

[super_pig]

Well, as you might expect it is made up or it isn't. It's Erwin Schrödinger's quantum theory of superposition which gives rise to the "Observer's Paradox".

In that sense it is made up, but it is very real to barmy physicists and poisoned cats...

*No animals were harmed in the making of this post.

the quasi mathematics on the board makes no sense i meant

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Sounds like Sharp is a scapegoat already and he's not even bloody signed (yet !)

If Billy reads the forum he may have second thoughts about signing . He will want to keep his Bladey Blade reputation in tacked . If the guy does sign , we all have to welcome him with open arms , and take on board that a championship level striker is signing for a established league 1 club.

UTB