Donny ticket elp

[Ollessendro]

Oreit muckers

anybody willin t elp owd Ollessendro get some tickets fo Donny? Am after 4 tickets n wondered if anyone az a spare membership a can use? Derz 4 on us guin (who've all got memberships - but wi different points level) n we've planned a day art so am desperate t mek sure we can tickets. PM me if tha can elp

Olle

 

[Kenilworth]

If any of you fellow Blades need a translation of the OP for this thread then PM me and I shall endeavour to provide you with as near accurate a representation as I can. The gist will be there but maybe some of the nuances of Olle's post may be a little contrived - but still, if you need that kind of assistance then please ask.

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Five of us in the same boat Olle, 1 can get tickets today, 2 tomorrow, 1 the day 'after Tuesday' and 1 Friday. I'm confident we'll get um all together on the Friday, they'll not sell out before general sale next week.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

Oreit muckers

anybody willin t elp owd Ollessendro get some tickets fo Donny? Am after 4 tickets n wondered if anyone az a spare membership a can use? Derz 4 on us guin (who've all got memberships - but wi different points level) n we've planned a day art so am desperate t mek sure we can tickets. PM me if tha can elp

Olle

Olle - just pm'd you.

 

[Ollessendro]

Eh?! Da wot?! Dint realise dis were n International SUFC forum. Av eard references t North Korea afoor, but presumed every chuff on ere could speak official language o people's republic like.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Oliver, you're the stuff of legends mate, but can you explain why you refer to yourself in the third person? It's not as if you live separately from the real you.....or do you? Just curious mate, hope you, or the other you, gets the tickets you, or they, have asked for, UTB

 

[Kenilworth]

Hmmnnnn

It appears that even Google translate is struggling to put this into the Queen's

 

[Kenilworth]

Oliver, you're the stuff of legends mate, but can you explain why you refer to yourself in the third person? It's not as if you live separately from the real you...

Oh, Yes he does!

Have you met him Alf?

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Ive got two customer numbers with around 30k points on if anyone ever wants to use these, only able to get to a few away games now, message me if interested in using these for any forthcoming matches.

 

[WhiteHawk]

How many points are needed to buy today?

 

[Esablade]

Emerson, Lake and Palmer playing at the Keepmoat?

 

[Kenilworth]

Emerson, Lake and Palmer playing at the Keepmoat?

You implying that Olle is the "Common Man" referred to in that classic ditty by said trio?

 

[itsinyerblood]

Oh, Yes he does!

Have you met him Alf?

No Ken.

Had a couple of exchanges with Oliver, seems a nice, committed Blade.

 

[Kenilworth]

No Ken.

Had a couple of exchanges with Oliver, seems a nice, committed Blade.

Met him at Exeter with Swizzler - He likes his ale and is a fully committed Blade so he is all right by me (as if anyone is particularly bothered about that accolade ) - I just can't pass up the oppty for a bit of mickey taking when it tweaks your nose with a whopping great big pink feather or whets your appetite like Meat and Potato Pie with HP Sauce (I mean Hendo's)

 

[itsinyerblood]

Met him at Exeter with Swizzler - He likes his ale and is a fully committed Blade so he is all right by me (as if anyone is particularly bothered about that accolade ) - I just can't pass up the oppty for a bit of mickey taking when it tweaks your nose with a whopping great big pink feather or whets your appetite like Meat and Potato Pie with HP Sauce (I mean Hendo's)

Ken, your cheekiness strides before you mate.

As you so rightly say, the notion of being a 'true Blade' does wear thin.

And as for the carnivore metaphors, I'm a vegetarian mate, so add that to your arsenal but the pink feather idea may have other uses with some of the women I've encountered.

 

[Kenilworth]

Ken, your cheekiness strides before you mate.

As you so rightly say, the notion of being a 'true Blade' does wear thin.

And as for the carnivore metaphors, I'm a vegetarian mate, so add that to your arsenal but the pink feather idea may have other uses with some of the women I've encountered.

If I was you I'd have used a carrot, Alf

Failing that 0 a Courgarrow

 

[Ollessendro]

Sum reit ballaks bein talked on ere. Who's dis two hat Oliver??!

 

[itsinyerblood]

If I was you I'd have used a carrot, Alf

Failing that 0 a Courgarrow

To get what I've wanted young Ken, deft guile works where a bludgeon always fails ....and you must never overestimate the depth of a woman's innards....sometime, some place, some male idiot created the impression that something akin to a Bratwurst rather than a cocktail sausage would find favour. Not in my experience.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Sum reit ballaks bein talked on ere. Who's dis two hat Oliver??!

Sorry Olle, poor assumption on my part.

 

[Kenilworth]

To get what I've wanted young Ken, deft guile works where a bludgeon always fails ....and you must never overestimate the depth of a woman's innards....sometime, some place, some male idiot created the impression that something akin to a Bratwurst rather than a cocktail sausage would find favour. Not in my experience.

Now I am outraged!
I changed my tack to use vegetable references and all you come back to me with is Bratwurst and cocktail sausages - well, really

 

[Kenilworth]

Sorry Olle, poor assumption on my part.

No, he is right - Olle wears two hats

 

[itsinyerblood]

Now I am outraged!
I changed my tack to use vegetable references and all you come back to me with is Bratwurst and cocktail sausages - well, really

Apologies Ken, I assumed that there's a clear distinction between an artichoke and something the pig would miss......perhaps this is a chat for another occasion?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Now I am outraged!
I changed my tack to use vegetable references and all you come back to me with is Bratwurst and cocktail sausages - well, really

At least the cocktail sausages are veggie eh itsinyerblood

 

[itsinyerblood]

At least the cocktail sausages are veggie eh itsinyerblood

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Hello mate, how's you?

Things are gradually moving forward, with the emphasis on gradually. Murphy's looking good once more, we've got a few players on the bench who can make a difference, there's a crop of young players (Reed being the obvious example) who are on the cusp of being squad players, and McCarthy (plus Basham, who'd have thunk it?) are steadying that defence.There's no point predicting at the moment, but if this current position had been predicted we'd have said yes please.

Hope all's well Boss UTB

 

[Highbury_Blade]

I would question Ollessendro's committed bladey bladeness. He wasn't shoes off at Watford in feb 2010 and was telling everybody in earshot that his favourite player was Jordan Stewart.

 

[cooperblade]

Likely to be called off isn't it?

 

[wizadry]

Likely to be called off isn't it?

Well spotted mate,they had three of their players called up last time for international duty and got the game against the dingles called off,the same will propably happen.Again well spotted.

 

[SwissBlade]

Met him at Exeter with Swizzler - He likes his ale and is a fully committed Blade so he is all right by me (as if anyone is particularly bothered about that accolade ) - I just can't pass up the oppty for a bit of mickey taking when it tweaks your nose with a whopping great big pink feather or whets your appetite like Meat and Potato Pie with HP Sauce (I mean Hendo's)

Ollie? He's a right two hat. Only ever contacts me nowadays to ask to use my loyalty points

 

[cahill]

if tha can't get 4 tickets sat together why not go for a gargle pre-match, during half time, then post-match ? Why do you need to hold hands during the match you big girls blouse ? You could even wave "COOOOEEEE" during t'match if you know where each other is sat.

All Blades aren't we ?

 

[breeny]

Well spotted mate,they had three of their players called up last time for international duty and got the game against the dingles called off,the same will propably happen.Again well spotted.

Wish they'd get their act together - we won't be able to make a mid week rearranged fixture.