Wilder's funniest quote

[Slim Man]

This has probably been discussed but it needs its own thread

“If it’s Chong, people are saying ‘why are you not playing him’ - if it’s Ben, ‘why are you not playing him?’”

Fuck me. Comedy genius. He's lost his fucking mind. Nobody has ever or will ever ask those two questions and he knows it!

 

[metalblade]

There is a reason that I have stopped listening to his inane ramblings to the press, perfectly highlighted in the video, the guy has lost the plot

 

[mattbianco1]

“If it’s Chong, people are saying ‘why are you not playing him’ - if it’s Ben, ‘why are you not playing him?’”

He doesn't say any of those words in that clip. Did you share the wrong one ?

 

[metalblade]

He doesn't say any of those words in that clip. Did you share the wrong one ?

I don't think that is the full clip, I did see him say that about BBD and Chong, the guy is off his head.

 

[Torrix1889]

There is a reason that I have stopped listening to his inane ramblings to the press, perfectly highlighted in the video, the guy has lost the plot

Agree, in fact they may as well not bother doing post match pressers and just play this instead...

 

[Slim Man]

He doesn't say any of those words in that clip. Did you share the wrong one ?

Yes I may have I was watching it from a thread of a few clips and had tears running down my face

Full interview is on the link on the tweet

 

[Keen Blade]

There's a lot of chat on here about whether he should go now or next summer.
And then reluctant recognition that - despite his awful recruitment , set-up & tactics leading to boringly leaden performances - the owners won't remove him till we're in the relegation zone.
However , it brings to mind his mental collapse & walk-out in 2021.
Taking that into account , I wonder if there's enough evidence from his decisions this summer and early-season methods , to assemble a decent case for having him sectioned in the interests of his own mental health ?

 

[Hallamboy87]

TBH I was in the camp of getting rid of him in the summer. The start we had I was convinced I was right. But where we are in the league and the players, we have I think we need to see what he does in January. What players will he get in etc. His tactics are old school, but he does get results!

 

[Willglynning]

TBH I was in the camp of getting rid of him in the summer. The start we had I was convinced I was right. But where we are in the league and the players, we have I think we need to see what he does in January. What players will he get in etc. His tactics are old school, but he does get results!

Yes- results like scraping a draw at home to one of the worst teams in the league.

 

[Torrix1889]

TBH I was in the camp of getting rid of him in the summer. The start we had I was convinced I was right. But where we are in the league and the players, we have I think we need to see what he does in January. What players will he get in etc. His tactics are old school, but he does get results!

We know what he will do in January though. There won't be any exciting signings just "good solid Championship pro's who get the culture" and those players will probably be 34 plus and can't get game time at Prem level or fringe players at the likes of Preston who can't get in their eleven.

Personally I don't trust Wilder with another window, if he is staying then go with what we have as any other signings will probably push us back even further.

And his "results" are mixed at best. we were shocking against a poor Derby side until the sending off and the stubbornness to persist with certain players, (BBD, Blaster, Choudhury, Cannon, Chong) is baffling.

 

[The Fox]

I said some months ago that Wilders job this year was simply to hold a steady course and keep us safe . I also said that i'd hope we can avoid the weird team selections and weirder interviews.

Unfortunately those last signs are steadily creeping in which is a bit of a worrying pattern we've seen before .

I absolutely respect his experience and knowledge but he's seeing things few others are seeing and thinking things few others are thinking .

We'll get a few results but dont see this ending well.

 

[Caveblade]

This has probably been discussed but it needs its own thread

“If it’s Chong, people are saying ‘why are you not playing him’ - if it’s Ben, ‘why are you not playing him?’”

Fuck me. Comedy genius. He's lost his fucking mind. Nobody has ever or will ever ask those two questions and he knows it!

It might be his funniest quote, but your obsession is quite boring.

 

[Slim Man]

It might be his funniest quote, but your obsession is quite boring.

Ask me if I'm bothered

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Are you bothered ? Neither are we at your endless inane ramblings.

 

[GeorgeDonis1889]

It might be his funniest quote, but your obsession is quite boring.

Really pathetic isnt it

 

[Slim Man]

Really pathetic isnt it

 

[Slim Man]

Are you bothered ? Neither are we at your endless inane ramblings.

Ironic 'endless inane ramblings' sounds a lot like your cult leader

Oh, btw, don't read them then?

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Are you bothered ? Neither are we at your endless inane ramblings.

‘Endless, inane, ramblings,’ is the What3words location for Slim Man’s padded cell.

 

[tyke1889]

‘Endless, inane, ramblings,’ is the What3words location for Slim Man’s padded cell.

It was so close to being there as well

 

[Bladesman101]

the original post confuses me, are you happy about this situation? why all the bizarre laughing faces? say what you will about wilder but he’s given us all a heck of a ride and amazing memories, the best of my life, so now we’re in a tough spot why are you enjoying yourself so much? It’s a live interview, so sometimes people say stuff that don’t fully make sense or it’s a rush or whatever. It’s undoubted that he knows the narrative after Donovan came on and did so well, so he’ll clearly be a bit embarrassed, an experience I think we’ve all felt at some point or another, it’s just not been highlighted and talked about by 20,000+ people.

 

[Slim Man]

‘Endless, inane, ramblings,’ is the What3words location for Slim Man’s padded cell.

See 'clueless, xenophobic, dinosaur' for CW's

 

[Slim Man]

the original post confuses me, are you happy about this situation? why all the bizarre laughing faces? say what you will about wilder but he’s given us all a heck of a ride and amazing memories, the best of my life, so now we’re in a tough spot why are you enjoying yourself so much? It’s a live interview, so sometimes people say stuff that don’t fully make sense or it’s a rush or whatever. It’s undoubted that he knows the narrative after Donovan came on and did so well, so he’ll clearly be a bit embarrassed, an experience I think we’ve all felt at some point or another, it’s just not been highlighted and talked about by 20,000+ people.

Because it's fucking hilarious sweetheart. If you don't think that quote is funny there's something up with you. It's funny as fuck

He's a busted flush and I like most others are bored to death of watching it

 

[Cheesebored]

See 'clueless, xenophobic, dinosaur' for CW's

In 5 minutes of scrolling 2 threads I've seen Wilder called xenophobic and bigoted. It's fucking pathetic.

 

[Slim Man]

In 5 minutes of scrolling 2 threads I've seen Wilder called xenophobic and bigoted. It's fucking pathetic.

Well, probably because he is?

 

[BerksBlade]

It’s undoubted that he knows the narrative after Donovan came on and did so well, so he’ll clearly be a bit embarrassed...

He won't be though. Hasn't he already said that he brought Donovan on at the right time?
He'll probably make some comment about "PlayStation Managers" if anyone mentions it again because HE IS NEVER WRONG.

 

[Sir Nick Montgomery]

In 5 minutes of scrolling 2 threads I've seen Wilder called xenophobic and bigoted. It's fucking pathetic.

It’s also true

 

[Tarqs]

He won't be though. Hasn't he already said that he brought Donovan on at the right time?
He'll probably make some comment about "PlayStation Managers" if anyone mentions it again because HE IS NEVER WRONG.

Hes given himself a pat on the back and put the 2nd half down to his half time team talk.

Forgetting that we were equally shite until the red card and subs that followed.

 

[metalblade]

Looking at the he comes out with in some of his pre- and post-match pressers I do wonder if he is close to another mental breakdown like when he walked out of the club to have months away from management before going to Boro then Watford.
On his famous 92pt season when the pressure mounted late in the season he lost the plot again ending up offering out Plymouth players and other shenanigans. By this time he was an ultra cautious version of the bloke who took us to the Premier League and famously went ultra defensive at Wembley handing Sunderland a way to promotion.
We have all seen his traits of stubbornness and how he blames anyone but himself when things go wrong be it the Refs, players or even the fans, it is never him. Weird how he picks his players when everyone can see they are not performing and there are better options, see Brewster, Cannon to justify the huge fees spent on duds. Then there is Choudhury, BBD, Reiderwald, Rothwell, Shackleton to name a few who have been crap this season. It's like an obsession to prove he was right all the time, questionable team selections, tactics and mind-boggling substitutions all point to a man not thinking straight due to the enormous pressure of being a lone figure with a finger in every pie running a big club. We are not small outfits like Alfreton town, Halifax or Northampton. Same owd once again, same owd, will he go out through the back door again if results get worse?

 

[Bladesman101]

Because it's fucking hilarious sweetheart. If you don't think that quote is funny there's something up with you. It's funny as fuck

He's a busted flush and I like most others are bored to death of watching it

Sat just outside playoffs, about right for the squad we’ve got I’d say, if not overachieving.

 

[Slim Man]

Sat just outside playoffs, about right for the squad we’ve got I’d say, if not overachieving.