Because I have been following football long enough to know better.
I remember a glorious day when the Mighty Blades thrashed Ipswich 7-0. Woody got four, I think, and Len, who didn't score much, hit the net from about 40 yards. So, confidence flowing at an unprecedented level, like wine at a Galilean wedding, we all set off to Selhurst Park the very next match, Goals R Us in town, ready to celebrate another one-sided feast of net-busting. We got it, of course.
5-1 to Palace.
Clearly, our coaches, to their eternal shame, had forgotten to remind our lads to "Carry on scoring boys..like the Ipswich game". Palace, for their part, had overlooked the need to defend their goal at all costs, in fear and trembling at our previous exploits. They were daft enough to think that every game was different, and convinced themselves of the bizarre notion that we were in a completely different contest, starting on level terms.
Whilst I have your attention, can you explain [nobody else has, despite my polite requests] the relevance of these nuggets of wisdom to a home game against Rochdale:
"Don't think we would go to Crawley and win 4-0"
"I don't think we would go anywhere in this league and score 4 goals."
"Just remind me how many we scored against Crawley again."
"Last season we didn't score more than 2 goals away all season. Hell, we only scored 2 away from home twice!"
As I have repeatedly said. in context, meaningless bollocks. I do wish people would listen before leaping for their high horse.
I'm only here to help, you know....