Shirecliffe this morning

[Blade56]

Fin!

 

[Bill puntin]

Theres a time and plaice for this stuff

 

[Spot the Vas]

Never mind, slap those nipples and ride those ripples.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

I've had a pike around the thread and one or two of you need to get back on your perch. You carp on about a lack of signings and use that as a rod to beat the club with. We're skint (and boneless) and looking at hooking players like Steve Guppy rather than youngsters like that John West, Grimsby striker. Time to reel it in with the gags, this is serious stuff and the scale(s) of the problem are something the club doesn't want to make a gaff of

 

[GrunkyPeep]

Some people in here must be battered because these fish puns are crappie

 

[Sean Thornton]

I've had a pike around the thread and one or two of you need to get back on your perch. You carp on about a lack of signings and use that as a rod to beat the club with. We're skint (and boneless) and looking at hooking players like Steve Guppy rather than youngsters like that John West, Grimsby striker. Time to reel it in with the gags, this is serious stuff and the scale(s) of the problem are something the club doesn't want to make a gaff of

No flies on you.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Some people in here must be battered because these fish puns are crappie

On behalf of someone else I'm offended by that. You need to get on your boat and roe off into the sunset. I'm messaging Foxy and Linz to get you hooked from the message board.

 

[Sean Thornton]

On behalf of someone else I'm offended by that. You need to get on your boat and roe off into the sunset. I'm messaging Foxy and Linz to get you hooked from the message board.

Bit crabby today.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

I don't fEEL too good.

 

[GrunkyPeep]

On behalf of someone else I'm offended by that. You need to get on your boat and roe off into the sunset. I'm messaging Foxy and Linz to get you hooked from the message board.

Now then you Sarcastic Fringehead, stop being such a Slippery Dick or I'll give you a Boops Boops on your Tassled Wobbegong

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Theres a time and plaice for this stuff

It's just click bait.

Mind you, some people don't half flounder in threads like this!

 

[Matlock Blade]

I hope you don't mind me chipping in on this thread, but something seems fishy about our owners. I think they should raise the (fish) Bar.

 

[hull-Blade]

What a load of pollocks

 

[Rocketmark66]

This thread seems to be Flounder(ing)

 

[PrestwichBlade]

People constantly carping on

 

[The Crab]

Bit crabby today.

Oi…

 

[Brian Deane]

People constantly carping on

Chubsuckers the lot of em, bit like our American Soles across the pond.....

 

[luffenhamblade]

Than goodness we’ve got Cooper or we’d need a new Coley.

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Thought I’d join in just for the halibut

 

[Sean Thornton]

Oi…

Don’t start musselling in…….

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Shire meeeen.

 

[Old Programme seller]

Plenty of sharks in here tonight

 

[Sean Thornton]

Plenty of sharks in here tonight

Mirror and Fellow Blades jokes window now open!

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Don’t start musselling in…….

That line just about had me at my breaking strain. I'm just going to float around a bit longer then be shot of the lot of you.