Pig Derby score predictions.

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They will deffo come and pork the bus, they have to otherwise it will be a cricket score. Let's just hope that we are 2-0 up by half time.

2nd half they should be under some real pressure if we are kicking towards the kop, we will be relaxed as we pile on wave after wave of attacks.

We know how it should pan out, but that doesn't mean it will so happy for any scoreline as long as it's 3 points for us.

UTB
FTP
 
I'm going 7-7 and it to be the most mental Derby ever, with us being 6-1 up with 3 minutes remaining then the ghost of Barry Bannanamans hair turns up and we crumble due to the toxic smell of his silvercrin hairspray, choking our warriors, and leading to a breakdown in our back line.

Other than that, I'm not bothered.
That's picked me up mate that is good
 
You know what..... it actually dawned on me last night how irrelevant the pigs really are. My daughter is 30 ..... we were discussing the match and possible outcome and I was, in typical blades fashion, being on the cautious side. She looked at me with a dead pan completely serious face and said ........." dad, what are you on about? I could never imagine Wednesday beating us.... they are rubbish. Have they ever even been in the premier league?

See to us oldies who remember boxing day like it was yesterday and of course lived through the 80s and 90s when the pigs had their purple patch, the pigs are still seen as a threat. But her words actually made me realise for perhaps the first time ...... to anybody under 30 the pigs really are a laughing stock. They are seen as a bunch of maaaaaaoooooosive wannabees living on their grandads memories.
 
Sheffield United FC - 2

Hillsborough Boys u11 - 0

We better not celebrate winning.

Let's focus in what we're good at, kidney punching disabled children and tipping over pensioners in wheelchairs.

And remember, despite what the EFL say, and the wider world, a win for the Blades, by any margin, is NOT a victory to be celebrated. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
These day’s dont come around often. Infact never has it happened before , it will probably never happen again. Enjoy every minute, lap it up, take the piss, sing your heart out. Make it a memorable day. To relegate them will be the most painful thing in their history. The history books will not mention Chansiri, but defeat at Bramall Lane will live long in the history books. Have a great Sunday fellow Blades. Make it one to remember for us and for them! UTB
 



They have nothing to lose and can just attack us without worrying too much about defending.

If we panic up front and waste multiple opportunities, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a 1-1 score line.

UTB !
 
The lad said 3-0 so I'll go with it

Hopefully we get one fairly early to settle any nerves, they'll have to force the issue a bit and we pick them off. I'm fancying some poor marking at an early corner and Bindon/Tanganga to head in unchallenged.

Not anticipating a real hammering unfortunately but if we turn up and play like we can then we ought to win comfortably.
 
If The Blades score in the first 10 mins, we could really have a good win, Hamer with a reght shot from outside the penalty area for the first goal. I think the wendy manager will not come to attack us. He knows that could be bad for them. because Brookes will tear 'em apart. I am going for 4-0.
 
I'm going 7-7 and it to be the most mental Derby ever, with us being 6-1 up with 3 minutes remaining then the ghost of Barry Bannanamans hair turns up and we crumble due to the toxic smell of his silvercrin hairspray, choking our warriors, and leading to a breakdown in our back line.

Other than that, I'm not bothered.
Eee bah gum thaz tuk me bak there cock.
Az a nipper me mam used to rub that there Silvikrin tonic on me bonce regular an' I've 'ad a rate thik Barnet me entire life.
 
We need to score early to make them come out as opposed to pack the penalty area which they may however still do.
But cannot afford to let up as we need as many goals as possible to improve our goal difference.
I say this before the game starts at 80minutes I may well be hoping that we can score just one to ensure we win
 
Blades 1-2 Wednesday.

Horrendous dream I had this morning whilst dozing, before waking up properly.

Mountbatten-Windsor comes on as a sub and heads a last minute winner.

World ends.

Sleep well, Blades.

utb
Who scored their first? Pissmore Pig?
 

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