CONFIRMED Patrick Bamford

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

After this signing Cannon should never make our matchday squad again

 

[The Crab]

Another gamble by Chris Wilder, if it works and Bamford scores against wendy at the Stadium of rust he will be a hero, provided he is fit to play, that is.
Or will He flop, we will find out a week on Sunday want we.

Mystic Crab speaks

He’ll start on the bench against the pigs.

Score the winner, instant legend.

Tear his ACL opening a packet of custard creams when he gets home

 

[The Crab]

Just as a side issue, what role does Cannon play?

Those cones won’t put themselves out

 

[FTPE]

After this signing Cannon should never make our matchday squad again

I'd rather have Shackleton in it, twice.

 

[The Crab]

Ched was eventually found not guilty. If his lawyers had been up to scratch during his first trial, it's intirely possible/probable that there would have been a not guilty verdict with no prison sentence.

Perhaps.

But here’s a revolutionary idea.

He could have not done it in the first place.

Lucky boy, apparently his lasses family even paid for his defence.

If that had been my daughter his buster browns (sorry I’m watching Jaws) would have been nailed to the nearest fence

 

[I should coco]

Perhaps.

But here’s a revolutionary idea.

He could have not done it in the first place.

Lucky boy, apparently his lasses family even paid for his defence.

If that had been my daughter his buster browns (sorry I’m watching Jaws) would have been nailed to the nearest fence

Groundhog Day, all over again

Are we going to re-run the full Ched trial, or just use our time machines to change ancient history?

Come on The Crab , you are better than that.

 

[The Crab]

Groundhog Day, all over again

Are we going to re-run the full Ched trial, or just use our time machines to change ancient history?

Come on The Crab , you are better than that.

I’m really not…

 

[The Crab]

Groundhog Day, all over again

Are we going to re-run the full Ched trial, or just use our time machines to change ancient history?

Come on The Crab , you are better than that.

Fair point but if he’d been Ched Evans the plumber, would her dad have paid?

Fifty quid says he wouldn’t.

But it’s a moot point

 

[I should coco]

Fair point but if he’d been Ched Evans the plumber, would her dad have paid?

Fifty quid says he wouldn’t.

But it’s a moot point

In a totally unconnected non-PC land where your daughter is a bit of a munter and Chem the hunky plumber comes along, you might be pleased to get her off her hands...

Alternatively, Linz (or my wife) reads this, and I'm never seen again.

 

[Youngand70]

I have an irrational dislike of Bamford but at least he gets in the 6 yard box from time to time. Mind thi, if he scores against that lot I’ll probably pin a poster up.

Thing is will we get the ball in the 6 yard box ,?

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Didn’t realise Bamford had been training with Coventry so hopefully arrived in not too bad a shape !
As ever UTB !

 

[Yoonitedite]

Not sure what point you are trying to make?

Aspiration? .....more like respiration

 

[fifty shades of blade]

Fair point but if he’d been Ched Evans the plumber, would her dad have paid?

Fifty quid says he wouldn’t.

But it’s a moot point

Well Ched did unblock her pipes and the offer of free radiator bleeds for the rest of his life would surely be enough for her dad to pay?

 

[Gin&Juice]

This signing will please fans of our who attended private school. A cultured player off the pitch, talks without using profanity and attends the Nottingham MENSA.

 

[Bladesman]

Didn’t realise Bamford had been training with Coventry so hopefully arrived in not too bad a shape !
As ever UTB !

I think Coventry and WBA were looking at him.

 

[MKY]

Interesting…. Some of these have paid off in the past; Madine, Clarke. Some haven’t; King etc. I guess we’ll see. Seems low risk, but as others have said our main issue seems to be the paltry amount of chances created due to our slow, turgid & tentative build up play

 

[Blade58]

apologies if posted elsewhere

 

[VictoryBlade]

Born in Grantham according to Wiki.

Did play for Boro though? Lets hope he does do a Bobby Davison how good would that be!

 

[vegleeds]

Well Ched did unblock her pipes and the offer of free radiator bleeds for the rest of his lifeMakes more se would surely be enough for her dad to pay?

Makes more sense than the posts of Che Brat.

 

[john Mathison]

For once in my life, I am actually speechless about this signing. Her who must be obeyed, suggests counselling!!!!

 

[Bell4]

Yes, we have to find someone who hasn't seen him play.

So ……mmmmmmm

That , in my reckoning is a Mr C Wilder esq and around 100 yanks

 

[Bell4]

Mystic Crab speaks

He’ll start on the bench against the pigs.

Score the winner, instant legend.

Tear his ACL opening a packet of custard creams when he gets home

industries / telepathy.www.bigglassball//dorisstokes.com

 

[finlaytheblade]

I've had to stop reading the posts on this thread. What a whiny, entitled, sandy-vagina'd, ignorant, one-eyed, lily-livered, prejudiced fanbase we have become.

Couldnt have put it better myself !!

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Bamford is a Forest fan and has a Forest tattoo on his calf I think
As ever UTB !

 

[I should coco]

Bamford is a Forest fan and has a Forest tattoo on his calf I think
As ever UTB !

I didn't want him on the grounds that he is a non-striking striker.

Now I know he's a full weight scab, he can fuck even further right off.

BTW, when do the FA annouce the ground closure, for Billy being headbutted and our equad being attacked?

 

[Bladedog]

I don't care about anything he,s said or done in the past...think he's a very good footballer..let's hope he can help us.

 

[Bertie Mee]

Very underwhelmed by this signing - typically Wilder but then surely he can’t be as bad as Cannon… can he?

Taking the optimistic view, If he scores the winner against the pigs he will immediately become a legend!

Failing that he can always fuck off back to Eastenders (Peter Beale) and carry on with his acting career….

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Did play for Boro though?

Yes, twice!

Patrick Bamford - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[finlaytheblade]

Another gamble by Chris Wilder, if it works and Bamford scores against wendy at the Stadium of rust he will be a hero, provided he is fit to play, that is.
Or will He flop, we will find out a week on Sunday want we.

Why is it a gamble! We need a focal point up front in fact we are desperate for one ( and that is not of Wilders making) 2 month contract says to him do a Mcgoldtick or Madine and win a longer one! Wheres the gamble there.
If he still has it and at 32 he should really not have lost it ( hunger)if he doasnt show what qualities he had and that means diving(part of the game now) he wont be getting a longer one! Nothing to lose with a two month contract. I think he will win a longer one due to giving us a lot of whats missing up front.

 

[bladesince64]

Bamford and Ings to start up front at Pigsboro.

3 goals apiece by half time.

Then I woke up.