CONFIRMED Patrick Bamford

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

After this signing Cannon should never make our matchday squad again

 

[The Crab]

Another gamble by Chris Wilder, if it works and Bamford scores against wendy at the Stadium of rust he will be a hero, provided he is fit to play, that is.
Or will He flop, we will find out a week on Sunday want we.

Mystic Crab speaks

He’ll start on the bench against the pigs.

Score the winner, instant legend.

Tear his ACL opening a packet of custard creams when he gets home

 

[The Crab]

Just as a side issue, what role does Cannon play?

Those cones won’t put themselves out

 

[FTPE]

After this signing Cannon should never make our matchday squad again

I'd rather have Shackleton in it, twice.

 

[The Crab]

Ched was eventually found not guilty. If his lawyers had been up to scratch during his first trial, it's intirely possible/probable that there would have been a not guilty verdict with no prison sentence.

Perhaps.

But here’s a revolutionary idea.

He could have not done it in the first place.

Lucky boy, apparently his lasses family even paid for his defence.

If that had been my daughter his buster browns (sorry I’m watching Jaws) would have been nailed to the nearest fence

 

[I should coco]

Perhaps.

But here’s a revolutionary idea.

He could have not done it in the first place.

Lucky boy, apparently his lasses family even paid for his defence.

If that had been my daughter his buster browns (sorry I’m watching Jaws) would have been nailed to the nearest fence

Groundhog Day, all over again

Are we going to re-run the full Ched trial, or just use our time machines to change ancient history?

Come on The Crab , you are better than that.

 

[The Crab]

Groundhog Day, all over again

Are we going to re-run the full Ched trial, or just use our time machines to change ancient history?

Come on The Crab , you are better than that.

I’m really not…

 

[The Crab]

Groundhog Day, all over again

Are we going to re-run the full Ched trial, or just use our time machines to change ancient history?

Come on The Crab , you are better than that.

Fair point but if he’d been Ched Evans the plumber, would her dad have paid?

Fifty quid says he wouldn’t.

But it’s a moot point

 

[I should coco]

Fair point but if he’d been Ched Evans the plumber, would her dad have paid?

Fifty quid says he wouldn’t.

But it’s a moot point

In a totally unconnected non-PC land where your daughter is a bit of a munter and Chem the hunky plumber comes along, you might be pleased to get her off her hands...

Alternatively, Linz (or my wife) reads this, and I'm never seen again.