Some Information regarding Incomings/Outgoings

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

. I've no idea what a cnut is

Cnut was an ancient King of England

Bloody teachers!

 

[itsinyerblood]

The Bob Harris one is the giveaway ,he already has a year in place.
Cnut = slily fcuker.

You're right sitters, but the whole post is a testimony to sillyfuckingarseholism. What's worrying is that it's written sincerely.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Cnut was an ancient King of England

Bloody teachers!

So, would he have been Cnutters to his mates?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

So, would he have been Cnutters to his mates?

Or whatever that is in Danish!

 

[ScoobBlade]

I just got off the phone with nige, he says the only deals he's done so far are ones with currys and morrisons for a TV and pasties respectively. Anything other than this is pure speculation

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I just got off the phone with nige, he says the only deals he's done so far are ones with currys and morrisons for a TV and pasties respectively. Anything other than this is pure speculation

You see, this proves conclusively that HRH is putting no money in. Pasties from Morrisons when everybody knows we should be getting our pasties from the West Cornish Pasty Company. Cheap alternatives again sorted already!

 

[Bladepicker]

Cnut was an ancient King of England

Bloody teachers!

Didn't he tell everyone porkies that he could control the tides?
Then he sat on the beach and got piss wet through.

Silly cunt.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Didn't he tell everyone porkies that he could control the tides?
Then he sat on the beach and got piss wet through.

Silly cunt.

Not exactly. He was trying to show his people that he wasn't infallible, that he was just a man like everybody else. To prove it, he "commanded" the tide not to come in. When it came in, his point was made. Not such a silly cunt

 

[Bladepicker]

Not exactly. He was trying to show his people that he wasn't infallible, that he was just a man like everybody else. To prove it, he "commanded" the tide not to come in. When it came in, his point was made. Not such a silly cunt

Apologies to King Canute - need to read up on my history!

Still, what a way to prove your point; he still got wet feet and what for? To show his people he wasn't all that??

Sentiment still applies for me

 

[Darthblade]

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Or alternatively,
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One is a massive pile of salt, one is a massive pile of shit.

I thought that one was a massive pile of salt and the other was "the massive" !!
UTB & FTP

 

[Bladesman]

So Brayford and Freeman set to sign then.

 

[shorehamview]

You see, this proves conclusively that HRH is putting no money in. Pasties from Morrisons when everybody knows we should be getting our pasties from the West Cornish Pasty Company. Cheap alternatives again sorted already!

Pasties are rubbish. The thought of one is nicer than actually eating one. The eventuality is the culinary equivalent of a thick manila envelope full of undercooked veg and sheep sinews. They can keep the buggers in Cornwall.

 

[ScoobBlade]

You see, this proves conclusively that HRH is putting no money in. Pasties from Morrisons when everybody knows we should be getting our pasties from the West Cornish Pasty Company. Cheap alternatives again sorted already!

Say what you like, morrisons pasties are a taste sensation

 

[dingledog]

Say what you like, morrisons pasties are a taste sensation

Surely that's an opinion and not a rumour!!! If only we had an opinion forum.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

You see, this proves conclusively that HRH is putting no money in. Pasties from Morrisons when everybody knows we should be getting our pasties from the West Cornish Pasty Company. Cheap alternatives again sorted already!

Nah - buying local Yorkshire produce to save carbon footprint

 

[raul]

I'll fight anyone who tries a Pasty from Hofmanns in Wakey and says they don't like it.

 

[SotonBlade]

I have a few people that give me some rumours, most i take with a pinch of salt, the only ones i don't are the ones from a certain someone. Its definatly Luke Freeman, not Kieran. Luke was offered to SUFC last week (and possibly other League One outfits.

Well this blows that theory out of the water then!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27390162

Stevenage: Luke Freeman contract extended
Relegated Stevenage have triggered a 12-month contract extension for forward Luke Freeman.

The 22-year-old, who played 54 times as Boro finished bottom of League One, was almost sold in January amid interest from Championship sides.

The former Arsenal youngster finished the season with eight goals and was set to be out of contract in the summer.

Utility player Roarie Deacon and midfielder Dean Parrett, both 22, have also been handed 12-month extensions.

Deacon featured 27 times in the 2013-14 campaign, while Parrett's season was cut short in March by a knee injury, having joined from Tottenham in October.

Meanwhile, Filipe Morais, Luke Jones, Peter Hartley, Simon Heslop and Sam Wedgbury have all been released.

They follow striker Marcus Haber out of Broadhall Way, as boss Graham Westley begins to rebuild his squad for life in League Two.

 

[mattbianco1]

Well this blows that theory out of the water then!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27390162

Haha. JL94x4 strikes again

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Well this blows that theory out of the water then!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27390162

To be fair, they could have done that to make sure they get some money for him

 

[mattbianco1]

To be fair, they could have done that to make sure they get some money for him

I thought that. I wouldn't be surprised if he still leaves. He's too good for League 2.

 

[shorehamview]

Say what you like, morrisons pasties are a taste sensation

So I would imagine is licking a red hot frying pan or a rottweiler's arse, but I wouldn't recommend those either.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

To be fair, they could have done that to make sure they get some money for him

Why would he sign a contract extension, knowing that would lower his prospective wage offer if he were to move?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Why would he sign a contract extension, knowing that would lower his prospective wage offer if he were to move?

I see what you mean but if they have the option there isn't much he can do anyway

 

[blade too long]

I think wed pay more then Stevenage s best offer

 

[Balham]

Why would he sign a contract extension, knowing that would lower his prospective wage offer if he were to move?

The wording of the article suggests that Stevenage took up the option in Freeman's contract rather than Freeman agreeing to an extension. If he's there in August I'd be amazed but that said, I don't want him at the Lane. He's not good enough for a top ten League One side; he looked fat and disinterested at the Lane. He had one good game against us in 2011 yet seems to have gained cult status amongst Blades fans...strange.

Put it this way: Murphy or Freeman? That's the choice, given they're both left wingers.

 

[Houso]

He'd be very much a luxury signing too as backup for Murph. Diego should be considered for that role next season IMO.

 

[Davie Blade]

"Bob Harris - In talks regarding a new contract but has received interest from 2 unknown clubs, could be a struggle to keep."

Well in theory, he's going nowhere anyway because Clough has taken up the 1 year option on his contract. The contract talks are to extend his contract beyond the next 12 months

Exercising options on 'contract extensions' are a ploy used to ensure the club receives a transfer fee.
Stevenage have just done the same thing on Monday with Luke Freeman.

 

[itsinyerblood]

Exercising options on 'contract extensions' are a ploy used to ensure the club receives a transfer fee.
Stevenage have just done the same thing on Monday with Luke Freeman.

It's worth repeating that the OP has been exposed as having a very fertile imagination, so the contents of the OP's post, as well as his previous ITK exclusive's, should be seen for what they are. If you dress something up with a veneer of credibility it sometimes suggests that the poster knows what he/she is talking about. Not here I'm afraid, so just ignore this nonsense.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Not here I'm afraid, so just ignore this nonsense.

This is one of the greatest threads in a long time.

 

[itsinyerblood]

This is one of the greatest threads in a long time.

What can I say Tarqs? Watching paint dry? Losing the will to live?

The OP has certainly created a non-debate.