New Chants/Songs.....

[s4-blade]

We desperately need some. We need one for brayford to get him to even think about staying (who'd want to play for a club that don't appreciate your efforts). The Scottish messi, ronaldo and bale need songs too. Over to you folks.

My dismal efforts are...

He'll run at you all day,
He'll skin you all night,
that boy Stef Scougall makes Messi look Shite.

and

He'll run,
He'll score,
He'll leave you on the floor,
Jamie Murphy, Jamie Murphy.

(**picks up coat and gets in car)

 

[SwissBlade]

We desperately need some. We need one for brayford to get him to even think about staying (who'd want to play for a club that don't appreciate your efforts). The Scottish messi, ronaldo and bale need songs too. Over to you folks.

My dismal efforts are...

He'll run at you all day,
He'll skin you all night,
that boy Stef Scougall makes Messi look Shite.

and

He'll run,
He'll score,
He'll leave you on the floor,
Jamie Murphy, Jamie Murphy.

(**picks up coat and gets in car)

Wow.

 

[Foxy]

We desperately need some. We need one for brayford to get him to even think about staying (who'd want to play for a club that don't appreciate your efforts). The Scottish messi, ronaldo and bale need songs too. Over to you folks.

We've already got at least the following:

Brayford:

Number 1, is Brayford's beard,
Number 2, is Brayford's beard...
*Continue until Number 11*
...and all the subs, are Brayford's beard,
We all dream of a team of Brayford's beards.
A team of Brayford's beards, a team of Brayford's beards

His first name is John (is John, is John),
His second name is Brayford (is Brayford, is Brayford),
And he has got a beard (a beard, a beard),
And that's the way we like it (we like it, we like it)
Woooahhhhhoooohhhhoooohhhhhh

Flynniesta:

I want to tell you, I might as well do, about a boy who can do anything,
He comes from Scotland, his name is Ryan....
Ryan Flynn, Ryan Flynn, Ryan Flynn

Murph:

Jamie, Jamie Jamie, Jamie Jamie, Jamie Jamie Murphy.

 

[s4-blade]

We've already got at least the following:

Brayford:

Number 1, is Brayford's beard,
Number 2, is Brayford's beard...
*Continue until Number 11*
...and all the subs, are Brayford's beard,
We all dream of a team of Brayford's beards.
A team of Brayford's beards, a team of Brayford's beards

His first name is John (is John, is John),
His second name is Brayford (is Brayford, is Brayford),
And he has got a beard (a beard, a beard),
And that's the way we like it (we like it, we like it)
Woooahhhhhoooohhhhoooohhhhhh

Flynniesta:

I want to tell you, I might as well do, about a boy who can do anything,
He comes from Scotland, his name is Ryan....
Ryan Flynn, Ryan Flynn, Ryan Flynn

Murph:

Jamie, Jamie Jamie, Jamie Jamie, Jamie Jamie Murphy.

Why do we never sing them then. Come on Shoreham sort it out!

 

[highpeakblade]

Scougall's here,
Scougall's there,
Scougall's every fuckin where,
na, na, na, na......na,na,na...na, naaaaaa.

To the tune of B.I.N.G.O

B.E.A.R.D.........B.E.A.R.D
B.E.A.R.D.........B.E.A.R.D
John Brayfoooo...ooo.....oooordddd.

 

[stannyblade]

Na na nana na na nana na na Murphy.

 

[cooperblade]

Bit late now but my favourite was the Brandy song given an airing at Cambridge

Something like...

Hey ho, there he goes, a little bit high or a little bit low, when Sheff United score a goal, we think of Febien Brandy

 

[pommpey]

"If Porter scores, we want him sold
If Porter scores, we want him sold."

 

[Angef1Blade]

One for the next couple of games.....

We know who we are, We know who we are
Cup quarter-finalists
We know who we are

 

[Northyorksblade]

"If Porter scores, we want him sold
If Porter scores, we want him sold."

At which game did you hear that?

 

[pommpey]

At which game did you hear that?

Its the Blades way.

Player plays shit, hang onto him.

Player hits form and starts doing something positive, he's gone.

Tell me I'm wrong.

pommpey

 

[JJ Sefton]

Here's my offering...

Of war and peace the truth just twists
Its curfew gull just glides
Upon four-legged forest clouds
The cowboy angel rides
With his candle lit into the sun
Though its glow is waxed in black
And John Brayford plays for Sheffield United

 

[Northyorksblade]

Its the Blades way.

Player plays shit, hang onto him.

Player hits form and starts doing something positive, he's gone.

Tell me I'm wrong.

pommpey

I apologise, I thought it was another swipe at your 'favourite' player.

 

[Robby Blade]

Here's my offering...

Of war and peace the truth just twists
Its curfew gull just glides
Upon four-legged forest clouds
The cowboy angel rides
With his candle lit into the sun
Though its glow is waxed in black
And John Brayford plays for Sheffield United

Perhaps we could sing that in place of the GCB.

 

[TAMUS]

Were going to win the cup Were going to win the cup We have got Ni-gel Clough we are going to win the cup .

 

[moDtheGod]

Flynniesta:

I want to tell you, I might as well do, about a boy who can do anything,
He comes from Scotland, his name is Ryan....
Ryan Flynn, Ryan Flynn, Ryan Flynn

Yeah, but nobody joins in with me ;-)

 

[Staffs_Blade]

Keeping it simple and with a Scottish theme - to the tune of I'm gonna be (500 miles):

Jamie Murphy, Jamie Murphy
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da da)
Jamie Murphy, Jamie Murphy
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da da)

 

[JJ Sefton]

Do do
Do do do do do
Do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do do do Murphy!

To the tune of Axel F.

 

[Chief]

I wonder what it's like to be Wednesday,
I wonder what it's like to be poor,
You've signed Fuck all,
We've signed Stefan Scougall, Stefan Scougall, Stefan Scougall...

 

[Lane Ender]

Scougall's here,
Scougall's there,
Scougall's every fuckin where,
na, na, na, na......na,na,na...na, naaaaaa.

To the tune of B.I.N.G.O

B.E.A.R.D.........B.E.A.R.D
B.E.A.R.D.........B.E.A.R.D
John Brayfoooo...ooo.....oooordddd.

Don't you mean DISCO

BINGO don't they sing that at GALA clubs

 

[MBoreman]

I'm a fan of the Matt Hill chant which is basically shouting his names one after the other. Also (this may not be the right words) the one that goes something like 'and it's the new Chrissy Porter, we all love you more than you can know, ooooooo ooooohhhhh' then next time swap in 'greatest striker in the football league.' I'm a big fan of the Brayford and Flynn songs as well, anything involving woooahhing generally works. To the tune of the second Brayford song you could have 'We love you x 3, and where you go we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll follow, cause we support United, United, United, and that's the way we like it, we like it, we like, wooooooaaaahhhh wooooooooaaaa.' Basically need to mix it up from the usual Shoreham boys. I like the chanting of Harry, and we could steal Newcastle's Cabaye song and insert Maguire.

 

[SandyMcBlade]

Nigel, Nigel, he's our man,
if he can't do it, no bugger can..

Or ( To the tune of Scotland the brave)

Team of the great endeavor
Team of the shinning river
Team that will fight forever
My team the Blades..

Onwards in gallantry
onwards to victory
fight for the win that we know to be yours.

Team of the great endeavor.
Team of - - - - -

 

[Russ]

Scougill - scouby doooby do
Scougill - scouby doooby do

 

[blade too long]

 

[blade too long]

Sung to Gerge Harrison tune
Paul BRAYFORD
Hm, Brayford
Hm, Brayford

I really want to see you
Really want A BEARD LIKE you
Really want to see you lord
Down at the Lane Brayford

Mmm Brayford Hallelujah
Hm,Brayford
Hm, BRAYFORD

I really want to CHEER you
Really want to a beer with you
Really want to win the cup with you
That wont take long, Brayford (hallelujah)

 

[Compound_Legend]

To "Just Can't Get Enough"

"He came from Derby County
His team is a delight
His name is Nigel Clough
His name is Nigel Clough

He replaced David Weir
Cos he was f*****g s***e
His name is Nigel Clough
His name is Nigel Clough

He is the man who will take us up
He's the son of Brian
He's Nigel Clough - CLOUGH!

(Sing tune ad infinitum...) "

 

[Cool Clint]

To the tune of postman pat

Nigel Clough
Nigel Clough
Nigel Clough 's got the red and whites tough.
Watch the Blades performing
No more fans are yawning,
I'm a very happy Blades fan.

 

[Jon Bon]

Look, it's not friggin rocket science for christ's sake.

A simple re-hash of the Stephen Quinn song is more than enough for Beard.

'I love you Brayford - you are the love of my life
I love you Brayford - I'd let you shag the wife
I love you Brayford - I want a bushy beard too'

See, even the first line sounds like the 'I love you baby..' of the original. Now go away and practice it until it becomes second nature and don't bother me again.

 

[bobby ford]

We've already got at least the following:

Flynniesta:

I want to tell you, I might as well do, about a boy who can do anything,
He comes from Scotland, his name is Ryan....
Ryan Flynn, Ryan Flynn, Ryan Flynn

Love that. Where did you hear this gem?

 

[Foxy]

Love that. Where did you hear this gem?

We've sung it at the very least at Crewe and Gillingham away... Sure it's been done a few more times too.