Incoming? Bobby Zamora

[ThatJa]

Heard a few whispers he could become our new striker on loan, not what we need i don't think. Spends most of his time on the physio table.

"When your sat in row Z and the ball hits your head... that's Zamora"..... Maybe we could change Zamora for Porter and chant that week in week out.

 

[shorehamview]

Killed more hot dog sellers in the streets outside than he scored goals. It'd cost the club three grand a game in lost balls.

 

[judge]

Quality player wont come to us

 

[Houso]

Quality player wont come to us

Can we have a definitive breakdown from Bladesway on why he's not got enough for us anyway?

 

[SotonBlade]

I think he has a tattoo or two, so that'll be one reason

 

[Houso]

I think he has a tattoo or two, so that'll be one reason

**SELF STYLED BAD BOY ALERT**

 

[alcoblade]

Worth a try, at the right price. He should be terrific at our level, but probably won't be once the Red and White stripes are on.



UTB

 

[Slugger]

I remember nearly getting lynched by a group of Brighton fans who were on a stag do in Dublin. At the crucial moment in their song I substituted "Asaba" for Zamora and began to get a few others in the pub to do the same.
Faces liked smacked arses the lot of them.

Love the alternative version above.

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Wherever this has come from it could be the biggest bullshit rumour I've ever seen.

The guy will be on more money than the rest of our starting eleven combined plus he's had his day. No chance.

 

[judge]

Can we have a definitive breakdown from Bladesway on why he's not got enough for us anyway?

Ah the s24su equivalent of katie Hopkins ?

 

[UnitedBlade]

Have we ever before had a player whose surname starts with Z ?

I can't remember one and on this basis I'm in.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Can we have a definitive breakdown from Bladesway on why he's not got enough for us anyway?

Not speaking on Bladesway's behalf, but I think the general gist is:-

a) If he doesn't sign for us, he must be good
b) If he signs for us, he must be rubbish

 

[Kenilworth]

Have we ever before had a player whose surname starts with Z ?

I can't remember one and on this basis I'm in.

ZzzzzzzPorter ?

 

[Bladesway]

Ah the s24su equivalent of katie Hopkins ?

Always here to help Judge.

I'm touched to be referenced several times in the same thread. Pinchy watch your back!

 

[Bladesway]

Can we have a definitive breakdown from Bladesway on why he's not got enough for us anyway?

Not really because this one is an off the scale lunatic rumour. I'd treasure your insight into him though. You know how to pick a player.

 

[sheffielder]

With his opinions of Doyle, you should know Bladesway standards by now. Totally fucked

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Step aside Houso, I've got this covered...

A you can see from the following statistics.....

1999–2000 Bristol Rovers - 4 (0)
2000→ Bath City (loan) - 5 (7)
2000→ Brighton & Hove Albion (loan) - 6 (6)
2000–2003 Brighton & Hove Albion - 119 (70)
2003–2004 Tottenham Hotspur - 16 (0)
2004–2008 West Ham United - 130 (30)
2008–2012 Fulham - 91 (20)
2012– Queens Park Rangers - 35 (6)

...it's not 2001 any more. That is all.

 

[Bladesway]

With his opinions of Doyle, you should know Bladesway standards by now. Totally fucked

Eh? Enlighten me please, what is my opinion on Doyle because I didn't know I had one?

 

[Esablade]

At least 33 and crocked...sign him up!

It's the Blades Way...

 

[Bladesway]

At least 33 and crocked...sign him up!

It's the Blades Way...

Houso was a big fan of Zamoras around the time he broke onto the Bristol Rovers scene. Apparently he was in the crowd at his first match.

 

[Foxy]

Have we ever before had a player whose surname starts with Z ?

I can't remember one and on this basis I'm in.

Lee Zivkovic.

Top left:

 

[gavtheblade]

Lee Zivkovic.

Top left:

well spotted.

 

[Jehovah]

I'd rather sign Bobby Davro ffs.

 

[gavtheblade]

Why dont we just bring lyle taylor back??

 

[Houso]

Shit, I'd forgotten all about Taylor.

That said, he's scored 3 in 8 for Partick, so maybe not the goalscorer we need.

 

[Bergen Blade]

Lee Zivkovic.

Checked on soccerbase, and he only played one game in his career. But it was a pretty big one:

http://www.soccerbase.com/players/player.sd?player_id=9169

 

[davidpinder]

Why dont we just bring lyle taylor back??

Is Taylor on loan?? has he got a recall on??

 

[LSF]

Eh? Enlighten me please, what is my opinion on Doyle because I didn't know I had one?

He's got you mixed up with me Bladesway. He's obsessed with how bad he thinks I am

 

[Bladesway]

He's got you mixed up with me Bladesway. He's obsessed with how bad he thinks I am

Had it been Warnock he had me, but there you go.

 

[LSF]

Had it been Warnock he had me, but there you go.

Oh, lets not go back there eh