sign of a top blade

[judge]

if you come on here slagging other blades off for

buying season tickets
applauding the team
enjoying a game
wearing a shirt
being spoon fed bullshit
defending the chairman (havent seen anyone do this but just in case )

not being as clever as you for stopping going when we were in the premier league when the rot really set in

extra blade points if you do all these things whilst slating everyone else in the universe for not caring as much about united as you do ,after all you came on a blades forum and proved your bladeness by acting superior

 

[Maidenhead]

if you come on here slagging other blades off for

buying season tickets
applauding the team
enjoying a game
wearing a shirt
being spoon fed bullshit
defending the chairman (havent seen anyone do this but just in case )

not being as clever as you for stopping going when we were in the premier league when the rot really set in

extra blade points if you do all these things whilst slating everyone else in the universe for not caring as much about united as you do ,after all you came on a blades forum and proved your bladeness by acting superior

Shit, I've done all of that

 

[raul]

Shit, I've done all of that

You have committed other sporting crimes much, much worse...

 

[Bladesway]

if you come on here slagging other blades off for

buying season tickets
applauding the team
enjoying a game
wearing a shirt
being spoon fed bullshit
defending the chairman (havent seen anyone do this but just in case )

not being as clever as you for stopping going when we were in the premier league when the rot really set in

extra blade points if you do all these things whilst slating everyone else in the universe for not caring as much about united as you do ,after all you came on a blades forum and proved your bladeness by acting superior

Giving pelters to former managers?
Telling people to Fuck of to S6, Meadowhall etc?
Saying the place would be better with 5,000 supporters than 30,000 hangers on?
Saying nothing throughout a good spell and then at the first sign of defeat saying the sky has fallen in?
Using cliches like "We have been found out" (what were we doing to be found out)?

 

[Pollingtonblade]

But is Michael Palin a Blade? By the way does anyone know where I can get the GCB ringtone?

 

[judge]

But is Michael Palin a Blade? By the way does anyone know where I can get the GCB ringtone?

were you driving through the services off y he m5 this morning I saw a car with licence plate p0 retards ?

 

[SotonBlade]

But is Michael Palin a Blade? By the way does anyone know where I can get the GCB ringtone?

Also does anyone know who owns the freehold??

 

[blade too long]

I have had every united player thats ever played tattooed on my penis , , and theres room for next seasons additions , just showing off really

 

[Bradford Blade]

I find the 'enjoying a game' a bit too far-fetched (at least speaking of this season)

UTB!

 

[Selly]

I have had every decent united player thats ever played tattooed on my penis , , and theres room for next seasons additions , just showing off really

Fixed that for you. Lets face it, its a depressingly short list....

 

[Bladesway]

Fixed that for you. Lets face it, its a depressingly short list....

Probably did it on a cold day.

 

[Pinchy]

I have had every united player thats ever played tattooed on my penis , , and theres room for next seasons additions , just showing off really

Yes but in your case it's just the names. I've got portraits.

 

[Foxy]

Yes but in your case it's just the names. I've got portraits.

I have their career records, with match reports from every game.

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

I have their career records, with match reports from every game.

And every Elton John album and song title?

 

[Selly]

I have their career records, with match reports from every game.

They can do wonders with compression algorithms these days can't they, all that data on something the size of a USB dongle...

 

[blade too long]

have you seen my dongle

 

[SRBlade]

But is Michael Palin a Blade? By the way does anyone know where I can get the GCB ringtone?

Bring back Billy Sharp!

 

[Jon Bon]

if you come on here slagging other blades off for

buying season tickets
applauding the team
enjoying a game
wearing a shirt
being spoon fed bullshit
defending the chairman (havent seen anyone do this but just in case )

not being as clever as you for stopping going when we were in the premier league when the rot really set in

extra blade points if you do all these things whilst slating everyone else in the universe for not caring as much about united as you do ,after all you came on a blades forum and proved your bladeness by acting superior

What about pointing out grammatical errors, spelling mistakes and punctuation - or the lack of it. I mean, seriously. Did you actually read that before hitting the Post New Topic button? Fucking top spelilng Balde me I am me...

 

[judge]

What about pointing out grammatical errors, spelling mistakes and punctuation - or the lack of it. I mean, seriously. Did you actually read that before hitting the Post New Topic button? Fucking top spelilng Balde me I am me...

I cant see any spelling mistakes