happiest fans in the league

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

at least we aren't bottom

 

[Houston_Blade]

Ugly and miserable

 

[Snowflake]

Ugly and miserable

A personal description or one for the rest of us ?

 

[mattbianco1]

Do they just make this shit up? In fact, of course they do

 

[Houston_Blade]

A personal description or one for the rest of us ?

Aren’t we the ugliest fans as voted by some shit rag? There was a post on here the other week.

I’m happy and beautiful

 

[Houston_Blade]

Do they just make this shit up? In fact, of course they do

They polled 250k pig fans, they’re doing the other half next week.

 

[Cappy]

I think we’d always poll towards the bottom of this table; a lot of our fans I speak to would be really unhappy if they were happy

 

[Le Cynique]

Ugly and miserable

“You ugly, hate-filled man!”
“Hey, hey I may be ugly and hate filled but I...um, what was the third thing you said?”

 

[Houston_Blade]

“You ugly, hate-filled man!”
“Hey, hey I may be ugly and hate filled but I...um, what was the third thing you said?”

We’ll await the next poll by the Daily Sport to tell us what else we’re bottom of the league at as a fan base.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

at least we aren't bottom
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And once again, I wasn't asked. It's like I'm flaming invisible or something.

 

[Stanthemanfan]

How can Everton fans be unhappier than us??

 

[BladesOnToast]

at least we aren't bottom
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Tight division - we might be in the relegation zone but we're also just 2 points off the play-offs.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Let's get this going boxing day, we'll show 'em

 

[wak1889]

at least we aren't bottom
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I can see why man city fans aren't that happy

 

[WorkingtonBlade]

I can see why man city fans aren't that happy

Yeah, it must be tough for them.

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

How can Everton fans be unhappier than us??

Moans start in crowd at Goodison if they aint winning in the first 20. Entitled wankers

 

[DifferentClass]

The people who made that list clearly have never read S2...

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Has the Championship table been published? Would love to see that!

 

[Champagneblade]

How exactly do they measure this? Only absolute morons with far too much time on their hands produce such ridiculous lists.

 

[Badger Blade]

Moans start in crowd at Goodison if they aint winning in the first 20. Entitled wankers

Sounds like they've been moaning since Paul Rideout's winner in 1995 in that case!

 

[Bell4]

How can Everton fans be unhappier than us??

You try being a scouser

 

[Bell4]

How exactly do they measure this? Only absolute morons with far too much time on their hands produce such ridiculous lists.

Well , firstly I went round each prem ground with my clapometer and took readings of various events . For example , pie and pea service , loudness of programme seller , ref falling over , gayness …etc etc . Then I added up total clapometer scores and divided by number of events . I added a little bit of subjectivity into the mash such as my dislike of blue , cockerney rhyming slang , any team Tim Sherwood played for (or against) and moustaches - then placed outputs into a table

Simple

 

[JJBlade]

Aren’t we the ugliest fans as voted by some shit rag? There was a post on here the other week.

I’m happy and beautiful

We were voted 2nd best dressed fans behind West Ham in another poll if you want to believe polls.

And the biggest recent poll balls up was 66% in favour of staying in Europe a few days before the referendum resulted in investment companies and fund managers loading up on UK Equities, the leave Europe vote resulted in a massive crash on the UK Stockmarkets.

 

[from Sheffield - Doo Dah]

Always look on the bright side, it could be worse.