CONFIRMED Cameron Archer signs for the Blades - 4 year contract

[TCsLoveChild]

What if we get relegated because Archer is properly rubbish? Why would Villa be obligated to buy him then?

I’m guessing because it’s in the contract UTB

 

[Overthehills]

Weerz ....



Like......

 

[S64 Blade]

Didn't he come for his medical on Wednesday? Hopefully the Shirecliffe sniper didn't have him, as he walked through the gates.

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

 

[BladeInIreland]

That's hilarious and I don't think I ever seen anything like it in my life.

A schematic picture of a longbow man, who could be an archer, presented in a manner that could be used to provide helpful signage.

'Archer signs; ho ho ho.

Tee hee hee.

Ho ho ho.

Ha ha ha.

THUMP*


* The sound of my head falling off.

You see I clicked into this thinking we had signed Archer the football player who we are expecting to sign shortly. Imagine my surprise upon this thread opening up to infact see the signage referred to in your post. I also find this hilarious.

 

[Rocket Man]

Did you all prepare for disappointment?

 

[SUFCinks]

painfully slow this.

 

[T-Blade]

Haha 12 gone then. Don’t know what we’re waiting for if I’m honest. All his media stuff was done yesterday.

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

Haha 12 gone then. Don’t know what we’re waiting for if I’m honest. All his media stuff was done yesterday.

It’s a triple announcement alongside balde and Doyle

 

[Stevo]

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Oh fuck off

 

[GrayBlade]

First time I saw a thread like this it was hilarious. I think it was on BladesMad around 2001. A couple of hundred repetitions later...MEH!

 

[SUFC Guy]

As long as he's registered before 12 then that's fine. Could do with Archer having a decent amount of game time against City before we play Everton next week.

 

[FTPE]

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Tap in

 

[Westran]

Absolute meltdown if we announce more than one player

 

[Ndiayewillalwaysloveyou]

Probably got badly injured after having a shoot off with sniper

 

[PrestwichBlade]

Maybe Hecky's going to press 'post' as he sits down to t'presser, everyone watching the video on a big screen

 

[RealMcCoy]

Whoops
late edit

 

[Wetwang blade]

Twat

 

[Oohaah! Bob Bookah!]

Absolute meltdown if we announce more than one player

Absolute melt down when the deal brokered with Villa to sign Archer won't be retified by the EPL as it's against competition rules!!!

 

[Jinxy1966]

It’s a triple announcement alongside balde and Doyle

These 2 ??

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

Live scenes of archer filming his announcement video:

https://x.com/dovysimumma/status/1694832171297456138?s=46

 

[brownblade]

Maybe Hecky's going to press 'post' as he sits down to t'presser, everyone watching the video on a big screen

That'd actually be a cool announcement video.

 

[BobblesBlade]

Gone to Borchester

Borchester
One club city of Borchester
In 1743 Borchester raised heads as the first club to reach the cup final but they lost to Wensleydale cheesehounds.

After 60 years the team collapsed after boring its fans going from average attendance of 30,000 to just 150.

It was blamed on manager Arnold Sidebottom who went from an attacking 3-4-3 to a 5-4-1 formation. Arnold retired soon after departing.

Top goal scorer Gunner Shuut was remembered not just for name but for his 800 shots on target and goal tally of 17. It was blamed on the fans for shouting his name. He shot from all areas of the pitch.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Probably got badly injured after having a shoot off with sniper

Out for the season and then Villa buy him back

 

[Nick Jansky]

What if we get relegated because Archer is properly rubbish? Why would Villa be obligated to buy him then?

Because that would be what they had contracted to do.

 

[Rodders]

Because that would be what they had contracted to do.

I know, it just makes little sense

 

[Nick Jansky]

I know, it just makes little sense

They know him better than anyone. I'd say its an educated gamble.

 

[I should coco]

Borchester
One club city of Borchester
In 1743 Borchester raised heads as the first club to reach the cup final but they lost to Wensleydale cheesehounds.

After 60 years the team collapsed after boring its fans going from average attendance of 30,000 to just 150.

It was blamed on manager Arnold Sidebottom who went from an attacking 3-4-3 to a 5-4-1 formation. Arnold retired soon after departing.

Top goal scorer Gunner Shuut was remembered not just for name but for his 800 shots on target and goal tally of 17. It was blamed on the fans for shouting his name. He shot from all areas of the pitch.

One club city it may be, but they clean up in the Borsetshire County Cup too. Ambridge just can't get a decent XI out, as they are all in the Bull, supping Shires.

 

[Aston max]

Looks like a human centipede gone wrong.

That was an awful film

 

[Balti Pie]

These 2 ??

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Beat me to it!