CONFIRMED Cameron Archer signs for the Blades - 4 year contract

[Stockport blade]

…of the new women’s kit

The women seem so much more coordinated than the men’s team in all areas-this kit looks like it will be ace!

 

[Crabstick]

Announcement video delayed because his Robin Hood costume hasn’t turned up yet

 

[hull-Blade]

10am fast approaching , could it be ?

 

[Blade56]

Nooooooooooooon

 

[RecordBreakers]

Is this happening or what?

 

[ISZA ⚔️]

They'll drop the women's away kit at 10 am, just to piss everyone off.

Think I’m more excited for that tbh

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

Blade56 Not saying I'm slow on the uptake but I've just this minute figured out what your emoji signature is all about.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Maybe we're announcing two signings and it's the other guy we're waiting for?

Just another one? Fuckin bed wetter.

 

[Westran]

10am news has dropped, the womans shirt sponor is Autoglass. Our media team with the fans on strings!

 

[LondonBlade89]

Medical completed, contract signed, player registered, now just briefing @Glyn Hodges left foot’s Mrs on all the details so she can hit ‘publish’ on all the world’s media - won’t be long! UTB

 

[Gin&Juice]

Needs to agree new prospective contract with Villa if we go down, then he’s ours.

 

[Pegster]

Agree……nailed on he’s already registered
but when Hecky is interviewed about whether Archer can play on Sunday you can just imagine

“Look…believe this or not…I honestly don’t know if he’s registered in time and leave that side of things regards contracts to the upper management”

Then Radio Sheffield will ask him for an update of the McBurnie and Baldock injuries and he’ll say

”McBurnie is back on the grass, training and looking good but we don‘t know if he’ll be ready in time for Sunday”
”Baldock is still out with a niggle, he’s progressing well but we don‘t want to rush him back and expect him to be available soon”

Basically non answers regards the availability of Archer, McBurnie and Baldock.
Appreciate it’s sometimes good to keep the opposition in the dark but he may well as not give interviews if he’s never going to reveal anything.

And with that in mind , City will be quaking in their boots !!

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Pre match usual press conference is at 1.30 so expecting it before that.

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

For the love of god can we just announce the fucker, I'd like to get at least a little bit of work done this week

 

[Brownieblade]

I think they are still waiting on your film finishing. Have they dropped the bomb yet?

Very good film to be fair

 

[OnmiEdson]

Think I’m more excited for that tbh

If it was the spray paint version like the Air New Zealand hostesses I’d agree…..

 

[Harrisblade]

Agree……nailed on he’s already registered
but when Hecky is interviewed about whether Archer can play on Sunday you can just imagine

“Look…believe this or not…I honestly don’t know if he’s registered in time and leave that side of things regards contracts to the upper management”

Then Radio Sheffield will ask him for an update of the McBurnie and Baldock injuries and he’ll say

”McBurnie is back on the grass, training and looking good but we don‘t know if he’ll be ready in time for Sunday”
”Baldock is still out with a niggle, he’s progressing well but we don‘t want to rush him back and expect him to be available soon”

Basically non answers regards the availability of Archer, McBurnie and Baldock.
Appreciate it’s sometimes good to keep the opposition in the dark but he may well as not give interviews if he’s never going to reveal anything.

He has to give interviews I think, a PL requirement.

 

[S64 Blade]

They'll drop the women's away kit at 10 am, just to piss everyone off.

I wasn't wrong!

 

[GymClassHero]

Fook sake! Never happy to believe it until the green stamp is on it!

 

[Nicesheffielder]

Agree……nailed on he’s already registered
but when Hecky is interviewed about whether Archer can play on Sunday you can just imagine

“Look…believe this or not…I honestly don’t know if he’s registered in time and leave that side of things regards contracts to the upper management”

Then Radio Sheffield will ask him for an update of the McBurnie and Baldock injuries and he’ll say

”McBurnie is back on the grass, training and looking good but we don‘t know if he’ll be ready in time for Sunday”
”Baldock is still out with a niggle, he’s progressing well but we don‘t want to rush him back and expect him to be available soon”

Basically non answers regards the availability of Archer, McBurnie and Baldock.
Appreciate it’s sometimes good to keep the opposition in the dark but he may well as not give interviews if he’s never going to reveal anything.

You forgot to add the several LISTEN

 

[SouthportBlade]

I’d LOVE a low key announcement, like when oppo score on twitter

“Sheffield United confirm Archer signing ”

Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Begley]

This can't be a thing surely, this is where 'third party' ownership comes in imo, in all but name.

4 games left, bottom 3.... and Archer knows if we are relegated villa have to buy him back and he gets a 10k raise in the process.... he'd just sack the fucking season off.

The relegation mandatory buy back is dodgy as fuck in itself, but negotiating a contract should that happen, well in advance is just sheer fucking lunacy,

A buy back clause always has the contract negotiated in advance where the buy back in mandatory on the player to accept. What would the point be of having a buy back clause if u couldn't exercise it. And wages must be negotiated in advance otherwise Villa could say to Archer we are buying you back and only paying you 50 quid a week. Yes, there is a serious conflict of interest if it comes to the last game and Archer knows that if he doesn't score the likelihood he will get a pay rise by moving to Villa

 

[Eric_Brooks]

I’d LOVE a low key announcement, like when oppo score on twitter

“Sheffield United confirm Archer signing ”

Nothing more, nothing less.

I would take him riding naked on a horse with bow and arrow through sheffield and then shitting on the town hall steps just to get it done

 

[T-Blade]

It’s definitely all done. I’m gonna have a guess at 12.

 

[Shirty Blade]

I have it on good authority that Martin Samuel has applied for an injunction to stop the transfer .......... something to do with Steve Kabba I believe!

 

[Harry's Game]

Still No Archer.. so here‘s a picture of a couple of disinterested foxes shagging instead..

 

[MosboroughBlade]

Still No Archer.. so here‘s a picture of a couple of disinterested foxes shagging instead..

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Doesn't count, fox had to be in by 10am

 

[Pegster]

Still No Archer.. so here‘s a picture of a couple of disinterested foxes shagging instead..

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Are you hinting at a late bid from Leicester ?

 

[Boxer Blade]

I would take him riding naked on a horse with bow and arrow through sheffield and then shitting on the town hall steps just to get it done

Pervert, wrong section

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Still No Archer.. so here‘s a picture of a couple of disinterested foxes shagging instead..

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Fucking foxes. Keep me awake all night with their screaming.