CONFIRMED Cameron Archer signs for the Blades - 4 year contract

[FTPE]

Tits used to get us through our drawn out transfers, now it's arguments about pegging.
Where did it all go wrong?

 

[MosboroughBlade]

Tits used to get us through our drawn out transfers, now it's arguments about pegging.
Where did it all go wrong?

Or right? Live a little!

 

[GymClassHero]

You literally asked in your earlier post if we had signed him.

I just answered! Get back to the crack make, it'll be going cold

That the same stuff the boards been smoking?

 

[mcbladeface]

Tits used to get us through our drawn out transfers, now it's arguments about pegging.
Where did it all go wrong?

I blame tiktok. Not sure why but I feel like blaming it.

 

[Stretch]

There is a time and a place to settle disputes like this....

 

[Yarrayering]

Nah mate not my scene, you are nearly man enough to take it on your own she says.

Love ya man

 

[Rodley]

I’m a bit more like the fat ugly bloke to be fair

 

[SUFC Guy]

Infractions.... incoming

 

[MosboroughBlade]

Love ya man

Love you too duck x

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

In terms of re-jigging the bid, we could use the Neymar request for Cameron Archer to help him settle into the Rome of the North. From the BBC website today;

Brazil forward Neymar, 31, requested a 25-room mansion, swimming pool and sauna, eight workers to keep his house tidy, nine cars and all expenses paid for travel, restaurants and hotels when he signed for Saudi Pro League side Al-Hilal. (Cope via Goal)

Thoughts??

 

[Netsix_and_chill]

Best one for ages this, hope Foxy and Linz are out tonight so it doesn't get stopped too soon

 

[Rodley]

Anyway, in summary for anyone who has a life, and to get back on topic, we have made a bid for Archer from Aston Villa, they have refused our offer, and we don't know what the club are going to do next. Increase the bid, re-jig the bid or walk away.

Whatever they decide to do, we’ve all definitely got time to make a cup of tea / do a crossword / read Ulysses before owt happens.

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

There is a time and a place to settle disputes like this....



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Argos?

 

[BigBed]

This whole situation reminds me of when someone offered me £40, for a jacket that I had listed on eBay at £200.

Was it any good at scoring goals though??

 

[Rodley]

In terms of re-jigging the bid, we could use the Neymar request for Cameron Archer to help him settle into the Rome of the North. From the BBC website today;

Brazil forward Neymar, 31, requested a 25-room mansion, swimming pool and sauna, eight workers to keep his house tidy, nine cars and all expenses paid for travel, restaurants and hotels when he signed for Saudi Pro League side Al-Hilal. (Cope via Goal)

Thoughts??

Bedsit in Attercliffe with deluxe car park based Porterloo and we’ll throw VIP pass to City Sauna (including unlimited supply of tinned custard).

 

[Rodley]

Argos?

Takes care of it

 

[8lade]

If Osula scores two on Friday I'll be greasing our dog's arsehole.

After this comment I have much more hope for Friday now!

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

Bedsit in Attercliffe with deluxe car park based Porterloo and we’ll throw VIP pass to City Sauna (including unlimited supply of tinned custard).

Good opening gambit, he played for Preston and Middlesbrough before, so he might take this

 

[8lade]

Hey! Wouldn't it be funny if Archer was reading this thread!

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Are we talking “Ass crack” or “white crystal crack”?

If he can’t tell one nick from another why do you think he’d be any better with cracks

 

[Rodley]

After this comment I have much more hope for Friday now!

“Not tonight love”

 

[Stretch]

Argos?

More specifically, the car park of said vendor.

 

[Westran]

Argos carpark would be a shit place to arrange a fight, it's bang opposite snig hill police station

 

[8lade]

“Not tonight love”

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I actually meant for United's footballing performance on Friday but given the state of this thread I can see where the mix up might have occurred. (I had to get a bit wordy there just to make sure no more misunderstandings).

 

[8lade]

Argos carpark would be a shit place to arrange a fight, it's bang opposite snig hill police station

Coppers these days if it looked a bit fierce they'd just drop the blinds.

 

[Lucky1979]

Let me take over the negotiations, this ain’t my fist rodeo.

•£5m upfront
•£5m over 24 months
•£5m upon winning FA cup (expires 2024)
•£5m on scoring 20 international goals
•Arrange pre-season friendly

Don’t worry, I will make sure to lock out any sell on clauses. Job done. On to Doyle now

 

[8lade]

Let me take over the negotiations, this ain’t my fist rodeo.

•£5m upfront
•£5m over 24 months
•£5m upon winning FA cup (expires 2024)
•£5m on scoring 20 international goals
•Arrange pre-season friendly

Don’t worry, I will make sure to lock out any sell on clauses. Job done. On to Doyle now

This is a good game I'll be Villa;
We're only asking £18m when you know a standard 2nd tier goal scorer usually goes for 20m, you should know you've already got 2 and this lad is at least as good.
You're effectively offering £10m.

 

[Lucky1979]

This is a good game I'll be Villa;
We're only asking £18m when you know a standard 2nd tier goal scorer usually goes for 20m, you should know you've already got 2 and this lad is at least as good.
You're effectively offering £10m.

You’ve never played football manager have you

 

[Wards]

Why's pegging getting a bad name in all this?

 

[8lade]

You’ve never played football manager have you

Not recently, does that negotiation work? No wonder people take a team like Wrexham from The Conference to European Champions in 10 seasons.