Stop thinking about statistics on whether we will go up or not. It’s stupid and you are wasting your time!

[FallowfieldBlade]

This is why it's illegal for siblings to fuck siblings, kids

pommpey

Are you admitting to that then or what ?

I don’t understand Portsmouth is it common place down south is Portsmouth the Barnsley of the south

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

You might want to caveat that a little bit, I understand what you're saying but you're not really comfortable with Gary Glitter and co's interests are you?!

You get about 10 sweets for that as well, it's these kind of things where the cost of living crisis really hits home.

I don't think commenting about how many sweets you get in a 50p mic was a good idea, when your first point was about Gary Glitter

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Black Jacks and Fruit Salads were 1p each in my school days. Eye Poppers were 10p.

And 50p mixes only cost ten Bob.

 

[Houston_Blade]

I don't think commenting about how many sweets you get in a 50p mic was a good idea, when your first point was about Gary Glitter

I got told off for not multi quoting once so I try and do it whenever possible. I didn't think of the link between Glitter and sweets though

 

[Sean Thornton]

Think our Will needs a Charlotte in his life…….

 

[Houston_Blade]

The only day that matters is May 8th when we will find out if we will get automatic promotion or play-offs.

I think the problem you've got with this statement is that there are games between now and 8th May that teams will either win, lose or draw, so it's entirely possible that we'll know before this date how things are going to pan out.

What you're advocating is that we don't talk about United and our prospects of promotion between now and the 8th May, if that's the case then I'd suggest that this forum probably isn't for you young un'.

 

[pommpey]

Are you admitting to that then or what ?

I don’t understand Portsmouth is it common place down south is Portsmouth the Barnsley of the south

No. It's quite clear that someplace in your ancestry, there was a forgotten female child by another momma who ended up getting nailed by her dad at some fucking peasants ritual rapefest to celebrate the bright silver ball in the sky that appears at night and she created the gene defect that eventually manifested itself when your parents copulated noisily behind the Waltzer at Shufflebottom's fayre some time recently. Whether they were from the same traveller gene pool is for the DNA experts but given your output on here this season, I'd say a good odds at a 50% match for both of them.

I have done extensive research on my ancestry Fallowfield. I have regaility in my bloodstock back 26 generations to the first Baron Dudley, John Sutton. and Irish too right the way across Yorkshire and Derbyshire and down into Neepsend. Nothing shows that any of my mum's or dad's line had designs on their offspring.

You, however ...

pommpey

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

No. It's quite clear that someplace in your ancestry, there was a forgotten female child by another momma who ended up getting nailed by her dad at some fucking peasants ritual rapefest to celebrate the bright silver ball in the sky that appears at night and she created the gene defect that eventually manifested itself when your parents copulated noisily behind the Waltzer at Shufflebottom's fayre some time recently. Whether they were from the same traveller gene pool is for the DNA experts but given your output on here this season, I'd say a good odds at a 50% match for both of them.

I have done extensive research on my ancestry Fallowfield. I have regaility in my bloodstock back 26 generations to the first Baron Dudley, John Sutton. and Irish too right the way across Yorkshire and Derbyshire and down into Neepsend. Nothing shows that any of my mum's or dad's line had designs on their offspring.

You, however ...

pommpey

I cba to read all that but thanks for the kind words

IputmynameaftereverytimeipostcauseimimportantFALLOWFIELDDD

 

[BettingBlade]

No. It's quite clear that someplace in your ancestry, there was a forgotten female child by another momma who ended up getting nailed by her dad at some fucking peasants ritual rapefest to celebrate the bright silver ball in the sky that appears at night and she created the gene defect that eventually manifested itself when your parents copulated noisily behind the Waltzer at Shufflebottom's fayre some time recently. Whether they were from the same traveller gene pool is for the DNA experts but given your output on here this season, I'd say a good odds at a 50% match for both of them.

I have done extensive research on my ancestry Fallowfield. I have regaility in my bloodstock back 26 generations to the first Baron Dudley, John Sutton. and Irish too right the way across Yorkshire and Derbyshire and down into Neepsend. Nothing shows that any of my mum's or dad's line had designs on their offspring.

You, however ...

pommpey

Imagine being that rattled by someone so clearly on the wind up

 

[pommpey]

Imagine being that rattled by someone so clearly on the wind up

'Rattled'

Jesus. If only you knew.

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

I cba to read all that but thanks for the kind words

IputmynameaftereverytimeipostcauseimimportantFALLOWFIELDDD

Because ... you struggle, don't you?

It's okay. We understand.

pommpey

 

[SUFC Guy]

This Forum is comedy gold at times

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

'Rattled'

Jesus. If only you knew.

pommpey

What’s the lord got to do with it Portsmouth

Or Is that the title of your new song

I’m sure city road working men’s club will love it

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Think our Will needs a Charlotte in his life…….

Sean if you were anyone off of the inbetweners

It would 100% be Neils dad

 

[Houston_Blade]

I might have to un ignore the WUM to read his little spat with Pommpey, I'm sure it's the height of wit.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sean if you were anyone off of the inbetweners

It would 100% be Neils dad

Didn’t he shag your Dad? Resulting in you.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Didn’t he shag your Dad? Resulting in you.

Hang on hang on

So your Neils Dad and you say you have shagged my dad resulting in me FallowfieldBlade

So by your logic, second only to brains of portsmouth himself pommpey

You are my father Sean (By your logic)

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

I might have to un ignore the WUM to read his little spat with Pommpey, I'm sure it's the height of wit.

They always come crawling back they just cant help themselves

Caught any ghosts derek ? derekacorah

Its fallowfields forum and you all are merely just passing through

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Imagine being that rattled by someone so clearly on the wind up

Thank you BettingBlade

Any bets who's winning the 230 at kempton

 

[Sean Thornton]

I might have to un ignore the WUM to read his little spat with Pommpey, I'm sure it's the height of wit.

Only if you believe Warwick Davies is a giant.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Hang on hang on

So your Neils Dad and you say you have shagged my dad resulting in me FallowfieldBlade

So by your logic, second only to brains of portsmouth himself pommpey

You are my father Sean (By your logic)

No. Because I’m not Neil’s dad,

You’ve told some whoppers on here but even the worlds most eminent scientists would find it hard to believe you didn’t emerge from a man’s bottom.

 

[Snowflake]

You might want to caveat that a little bit, I understand what you're saying but you're not really comfortable with Gary Glitter and co's interests are you?!

You get about 10 sweets for that as well, it's these kind of things where the cost of living crisis really hits home.

I thought that when I read it back !!

 

[Snake]

Only if you believe Warwick Davies is a giant.

I believe fallowfield's real name in Warwick Hunt.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I thought that when I read it back !!

Still got the ice cream van?

 

[BettingBlade]

Thank you BettingBlade

Any bets who's winning the 230 at kempton

What you asking me for? Thought you were about 8 grand up from Cheltenham?

 

[Sean Thornton]

What you asking me for? Thought you were about 8 grand up from Cheltenham?

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

What you asking me for? Thought you were about 8 grand up from Cheltenham?

Donated it all to the prince abdullah paying for grass fertiliser foundation

 

[Cappy]

Sean if you were anyone off of the inbetweners

It would 100% be Neils dad

Are you just basically calling someone gay? C’mon !

 

[GrayBlade]

It used to be four black jacks for one old penny……

Or you could mix and match with a couple of fruit salads for the same price.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

It used to be four black jacks for one old penny……

As a PC 8 year old, I went for fruit salad.