Take your flares and fuck off home

[ThatJa]

Fans cost them that game with chucking flares on pitch.

Them flares added that 6 minutes on, so from me... thank you Wrexham fans.

 

[Varkanoid]

Actually you do have a point well made. Thanks Wrexham fans for the flare. Chucked it at the right time

 

[Mockney Blade]

Smoke bombs, not flares

 

[Katzenjammer]

The magic of the FA Cup:

Teams getting knocked out at Bramall Lane due to their knobhead fans bringing items into the ground

See Manchester City 2008 for further details.

 

[Hackey Blade]

Actually you do have a point well made. Thanks Wrexham fans for the flare. Chucked it at the right time

That and keeping the ball on corners daft twats


Sorry just realised that was 1st half, I’m the daft twat

 

[Bladesman]

The magic of the FA Cup:

Teams getting knocked out at Bramall Lane due to their knobhead fans bringing items into the ground

See Manchester City 2008 for further details.

The weird thing is City fans were angry about that but the stupid twats are the ones who brought the balloons and threw them on the pitch.

 

[Katzenjammer]

The weird thing is City fans were angry about that but the stupid twats are the ones who brought the balloons and threw them on the pitch.

Yep, thick as fuck.

I never liked them even when they were wank.

 

[Bladesman]

Yep, thick as fuck.

I never liked them even when they were wank.

They were just getting some money pumped into them at the time from that former Thai prime minister as owner who moved them on to their current owners a few months after we beat them.

 

[DifferentClass]

Flares?

I knew north Wales was stuck in the 70s but this is taking the piss, surely?

Did they also have tank tops on?

 

[Lord Eddard Muir]

It was the one before the game even kicked off that got me. Most non-league thing imaginable

 

[CrookesBlade]

Smoke bombs, not flares

 

[Uncle mick]

Flares?

I knew north Wales was stuck in the 70s but this is taking the piss, surely?

Did they also have tank tops on?

Tank tops all the rage in chesterfield

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Flares?

I knew north Wales was stuck in the 70s but this is taking the piss, surely?

Did they also have tank tops on?

Went home via Blackpool hence the famous tower.

 

[Caveblade]

There seems to be a correlation between the use of number of smoke bombs and the tin potness of a club.

Premier league you very rarely see smoke bombs being thrown as fans are pretty self assured in the big rich league.

Championship, tin pot club like Dull City visits the lane, lose the game still throw a beige smoke bomb to show how big and hard they are.


Hence Wrexham, non league serial under achievers loads of smoke bombs for what is their biggest game in decades.

So in summary smoke bombs, the preserve of little clubs who can normally be identified by songs like "eh I eh I eh I oh, up the football league we go"

Surprised nobody has pointed out to Wrexham fans that you need to be in the football league to go up it!

P.s. with our quality stewards who won't let you take a bottle of pop into the ground, how do you walk in with a flipping smoke bomb?

 

[cahill]

There seems to be a correlation between the use of number of smoke bombs and the tin potness of a club.

Premier league you very rarely see smoke bombs being thrown as fans are pretty self assured in the big rich league.

Championship, tin pot club like Dull City visits the lane, lose the game still throw a beige smoke bomb to show how big and hard they are.


Hence Wrexham, non league serial under achievers loads of smoke bombs for what is their biggest game in decades.

So in summary smoke bombs, the preserve of little clubs who can normally be identified by songs like "eh I eh I eh I oh, up the football league we go"

Surprised nobody has pointed out to Wrexham fans that you need to be in the football league to go up it!

P.s. with our quality stewards who won't let you take a bottle of pop into the ground, how do you walk in with a flipping smoke bomb?

Interesting take on it.
ps I was frisked outside the turnstile, which made me feel young again. Funny thing was the old guy that did it walked away from the ground after he did it !

 

[Guesty]

Interesting take on it.
ps I was frisked outside the turnstile, which made me feel young again. Funny thing was the old guy that did it walked away from the ground after he did it !

 

[NuddysGloves]

P.s. with our quality stewards who won't let you take a bottle of pop into the ground, how do you walk in with a flipping smoke bomb?

Back in the League One days my wife was very proud of herself for smuggling her can of diet coke into a ground on an away day. When we scored and one of our fans let off a smoke bomb she said "that's just ridiculous, can't the stewards do their job properly and stop them from bringing them in!" She then proceeded to take a big swig from said diet coke can. Never been a big one for irony has my wife.......

 

[jt64]

Or, if they don't chuck them on, Sharp and Berge just score 90 seconds earlier into five minutes of added time

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Back in the League One days my wife was very proud of herself for smuggling her can of diet coke into a ground on an away day. When we scored and one of our fans let off a smoke bomb she said "that's just ridiculous, can't the stewards do their job properly and stop them from bringing them in!" She then proceeded to take a big swig from said diet coke can. Never been a big one for irony has my wife.......

It doesn't bear thinking about where she hid the coke can

 

[The Judge 1889]

It doesn't bear thinking about where she hid the coke can

Unless she was from the Wybourn? #joke #bantz #donthateme

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Interesting take on it.
ps I was frisked outside the turnstile, which made me feel young again. Funny thing was the old guy that did it walked away from the ground after he did it !

...with your watch.

 

[Cappy]

Could have been nasty, poor fella

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

It's not the flares....... it's the people holding them

English fans aren't used to handling them and tend to shit themselves for fear of being chased by a yellow coat and stadium banned for a century

 

[FTPE]

I'm all for flares, but if you're brave/daft enough to take them in at least have the balls to hold them up yourself. Cowards and morons throw them.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

I'm all for flares, but if you're brave/daft enough to take them in at least have the balls to hold them up yourself. Cowards and morons throw them.

What about more elderly fans who have difficulties breathing when smoke from the flares wafts over the terraces. Do you have any concerns for them ?

 

[Wards]

It's not the flares....... it's the people holding them

Guns don't kill people, rappers do!

 

[YES Blade]

I'm all for flares, but if you're brave/daft enough to take them in at least have the balls to hold them up yourself. Cowards and morons throw them.

Nail on the head, morons. That’s the issue with a lot of things in football, they have to put the rules in place because of the idiots.

For example, having a beer in the stands, we can’t do that thanks to the dickheads that can’t behave themselves.

 

[FTPE]

What about more elderly fans who have difficulties breathing when smoke from the flares wafts over the terraces. Do you have any concerns for them ?

Not really no, it's outside.
Have you seen the crowds in Greece, Italy, Poland, Turkey? We have one, in the wind, outdoors, in one area of the whole stadium.
I'm not telling fans 60plus not to stand at the back of the kop, but if they do, there might be a bit of smoke for 1min after a goal

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Cowards and morons throw them.

I was on the Kop for the game v Wendy and there was an old boy just wandering up and down the gangway steps, looking shaken and dazed.
I asked him if he was OK, and he told me a flare had hit him and landed by his seat. He and a few others had to vacate their seats while the stewards removed the flare.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

Not really no, it's outside.
Have you seen the crowds in Greece, Italy, Poland, Turkey? We have one, in the wind, outdoors, in one area of the whole stadium.
I'm not telling fans 60plus not to stand at the back of the kop, but if they do, there might be a bit of smoke for 1min after a goal

Ok, so at least we know you are not bothered about the effects of the smoke on people with breathing difficulties.

What a pleasant human being you are. I would not wish the problems of old age in this area on anyone. However, in your case I`m tempted to make an exception.