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pommpey
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I'd like to think Brownie was being ironic as well.
Get the fucker SOLD. Another season of him being picked is like discovering blood on your toilet paper.
For everyone's 'aw, poor Monty. He's a servant to the club,' I'll counter that with what you're saying is like humouring the toothless gimmer who empties the jamrag bin and you can't be dicked to give him his P45. Monty has put in a number of games for Sheffield United - the majority of which have been particularly unremarkable and moreso error prone. He has the touch of a rapist (not Ched) and the ball control and skill of a trout. It is high time we had a visit from another club to Bramall Lane for whom we can sportingly clap, " ... Number Six ... Nicky Montgomery ... " and then comfortably sit back and watch him spoil the aspirations of the opposition, instead of everyone else laugh at us at having to endure his woeful shortcomings as a professional footballer.
Ta-ra, Nick. Thanks, and all that, but just fuck off now, eh?
pommpey
Get the fucker SOLD. Another season of him being picked is like discovering blood on your toilet paper.
For everyone's 'aw, poor Monty. He's a servant to the club,' I'll counter that with what you're saying is like humouring the toothless gimmer who empties the jamrag bin and you can't be dicked to give him his P45. Monty has put in a number of games for Sheffield United - the majority of which have been particularly unremarkable and moreso error prone. He has the touch of a rapist (not Ched) and the ball control and skill of a trout. It is high time we had a visit from another club to Bramall Lane for whom we can sportingly clap, " ... Number Six ... Nicky Montgomery ... " and then comfortably sit back and watch him spoil the aspirations of the opposition, instead of everyone else laugh at us at having to endure his woeful shortcomings as a professional footballer.
Ta-ra, Nick. Thanks, and all that, but just fuck off now, eh?
pommpey