Who's the old boy...

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drblade said:
..that greets the players into the changing rooms and out onto the pitch..?

Seems to get a lot of affection from the players.

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Jimmy Spurter CBE. He's been hanging around men's changing rooms for years and picked up his award in the 2013 New Year's honours for services to clapping and shaking hands.

He used to work backshift as a miller at Firth Browns and got laid off in 1975, using his £200 payoff to set his own professional encouragement business with his wife Sylvia who is from Doncaster. She died in 1993 from dropsy and he's been living in Catcliffe ever since. They have no kids, just a pet bison called 'Woodward'.

The highlight of his career was clapping and cheering Sammy Hagar at a gig at Wembley Arena in 1988. Hagar trumped as he passed, but kindly apologised and gave Jimmy a plectrum which he still wears on a chain.

pommpey
 
pommpey said:
Jimmy Spurter CBE. He's been hanging around men's changing rooms for years and picked up his award in the 2013 New Year's honours for services to clapping and shaking hands.

He used to work backshift as a miller at Firth Browns and got laid off in 1975, using his £200 payoff to set his own professional encouragement business with his wife Sylvia who is from Doncaster. She died in 1993 from dropsy and he's been living in Catcliffe ever since. They have no kids, just a pet bison called 'Woodward'.

The highlight of his career was clapping and cheering Sammy Hagar at a gig at Wembley Arena in 1988. Hagar trumped as he passed, but kindly apologised and gave Jimmy a plectrum which he still wears on a chain.

pommpey
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It’s actually Rod Currie from Blade Mad/Vital. Rare photo of him without his NCB donkey jacket and Maggie Out sign.

He’s not congratulating anyone, just informing the players that Reese Witherspoons dog, Orgreave, has been found alive and well in Baltimore, Maryland.
 
It's Ken. He's a Worthers original rep.
Keith Edwards stopped his direct debit subscription in 2002 and Ken wants to know why.
Ken is a 12th dan MMA, and a 9th dan Gracie jujitsu fighter, so Keith is in hiding. Hence no radio sheff appearences from Keith since last year, when Ken was releasead from jail for murdering his last cancellation beef.
Don't fuck with Ken. Ken never shites in a bucket, Ken doesn't let go.
 
Looks like he’s had some of that lip filler that daft lasses have
 
it’s McCabe’s “Luca Brasi”. He’s pretending to be disgruntled with his boss to infiltrate the club and bring it down from within.
 
Sean Thornton said:
It’s actually Rod Currie from Blade Mad/Vital. Rare photo of him without his NCB donkey jacket and Maggie Out sign.

He’s not congratulating anyone, just informing the players that Reese Witherspoons dog, Orgreave, has been found alive and well in Baltimore, Maryland.
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You can see, the news of Orgreave would have been instrumental in spurring the players onto the 4-0 over Reading.

Amazing the amount of backroom work we never see at Bramall Lane. I heard that he also suggested getting the crib board out to measure players' penises which at first was eagerly received until Bash threw two crib boards down, end-to-end.

Mind you, once Hecky heard of this, he went fucking apeshit and told Rod to fuck off and get on with his proper job informing players of movie stars pets welfare.

The crazy world of Sheffield United, reyt there!

pommpey
 
Thout it was him off dragons den....... "your fired"
 

drblade said:
..that greets the players into the changing rooms and out onto the pitch..?

Seems to get a lot of affection from the players.

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It's Nick off of Apprentice.

All the lads are on next series. In that episode Ollie Norwood is captain of Team Bramallia.
Their task is to run catering on the kop, and he's delegated McB to run the tills and Furious is on customer service.
Spoiler alert, it went badly. They took £8.50 and had to repay £42,800 in damages after the pie oven explosion and Furious windmilling into the kids complaining that their pies were still frozen.
 
That bloke is Thomas Gunn he likes to be called Tommy a highly decorated ex SAS trooper who had his lower jaw shot off in the Aden campaign in the 1960's. A wound that would have put most men in hospital for months but after running repairs with a bandage and some Elastoplast's he was back behind his Vickers machine gun mowing down the attacking Arab hordes until he ran out of ammo. When the Queen presented him with the VC she asked him why he stayed at his post despite being so badly injured? Tommy Gunn replied he just liked killing the Fakirs. Towd Liz said you mean the Dervishes , Tommy assured her they were Fakirs.
Tommy Gunn after 36years in the Army was employed by Neil Warnock as head of security and chief kidney puncher and has only missed one game in the last 22years that being that notorious away game at Millwall where Paddy Kenny got headbutted in the tunnel. Now Tommy Gunn is nothing if not dedicated and has stood at the end of the tunnel since that day looking for Fucking Muscat. He was again decorated in service when they forgot to move him as they whitewashed the corridor in 2013.
 
pommpey said:
Jimmy Spurter CBE. He's been hanging around men's changing rooms for years and picked up his award in the 2013 New Year's honours for services to clapping and shaking hands.

He used to work backshift as a miller at Firth Browns and got laid off in 1975, using his £200 payoff to set his own professional encouragement business with his wife Sylvia who is from Doncaster. She died in 1993 from dropsy and he's been living in Catcliffe ever since. They have no kids, just a pet bison called 'Woodward'.

The highlight of his career was clapping and cheering Sammy Hagar at a gig at Wembley Arena in 1988. Hagar trumped as he passed, but kindly apologised and gave Jimmy a plectrum which he still wears on a chain.

pommpey
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That’s a great name for a pet Bison. 😂
 
SW12 to S12 to S18 said:
That’s a great name for a pet Bison. 😂
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Sylvia didn't like it. She wanted to call it 'Glans'. When Jimmy looked it up in the dictionary he was horrified.

He went home and kicked the living shit out of her. So much so that their neighbour in Wincobank (where they lived at the time) came dashing round and let herself in and dragged Jimmy off saying 'Oreight! Oreight! Jimmy! Leave her! Leave her nar! She's had enough!' so he fucked off to the Crown and got bladdered whilst the neighbour put the stitches in Sylvia's eyelid and lip and put her shoulder back in.

Had a bit of it in him, did Jimmy. He was in the Suez Crisis, thanose.

pommpey
 
He has been around for a very long time it seems, I remember him in and around the players entrance decades ago with another fella off Shoreham Street who sadly his name escapes me (was caretaker type of the ground)
 
Is this guy cleared for dressing rooms by the FA steering committe on " Offences against Humanity " set up by Danny Murphy's tailor and hairdresser
 

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