Joe Ironsides at Niche

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

See any good dogging whilst you were out, knowsnowt?

 

[mattbianco1]

Did he have pants on?

 

[Bladesman]

Just seen ships in a work van cruising round shalesmore
Wonder what he's doing??

Flashing people?

 

[dazzlingblade]

New business venture with Joe Ironside

 

[Bladesman]

See any good dogging whilst you were out, knowsnowt?

Amuses me watching the odd naive YouTuber going stealth camping in their camper van. Then suddenly getting a shock during the night finding out they have stumbled across a busy dogging site.

 

[Bucksblade]

He could have picked a better chinese. My mother lived in apartments behind the shops in Hutcliffe Wood View and when i visited
tried the Bamboo several times, always had better expectations next one would be better but it never was. Food bland boring
and very poor.

 

[diode_blade]

Amuses me watching the odd naive YouTuber going stealth camping in their camper van. Then suddenly getting a shock during the night finding out they have stumbled across a busy dogging site.

Called crufts ain't it, or how to wash and dry a poodle in ten easy steps by Haynes Manual.
Poodles do not like Lenor fragrance sheets on the drying cycle.

 

[diode_blade]

Weeerz the panda

 

[Stanthemanfan]

Did he have pants on?

Yea, y fronts on his head
He looked like bane on steroids....

 

[Katzenjammer]

I'd just completed my seventh game of winner stays on when he challenged me to a game.

I said, "you sure you're up for it?"

He said, "Yeah, I'll smash you, easy"

I said, "No, I mean medically"

"What?"

"Doesn't matter"

Anyhow, his first putt gently ricocheted against a pink dildo, naturally causing him to tear his ACL.

As he lay writhing on the floor, I leaned over and said, "When you come at the king, you best not miss".

"What the fuck are you on about?, he screamed in knee injury-like fashion.

"It's off The Wire"

"What's The Wire?"

"Oh my god, you haven't seen The Wire!?"

'WILL YOU FUCK OFF AND GET SOME HELP!?"


Never meet your heroes

 

[Bergen Blade]

Weeerz the panda

You'll have to ask for the secret "Endangered but Delicious" menu.

 

[wavy-blade]

I once met Glenn Cockerill with his wife (well l am assuming it was his wife) in a pub In a pub in Swinton , he didn’t order a Chinese Takeaway tho , he was wearing glasses and was very nice man .
He was also very good at football.

 

[diode_blade]

You'll have to ask for the secret "Endangered but Delicious" menu.

Oh damn... damn ....and bloody damn

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

I once met Glenn Cockerill with his wife (well l am assuming it was his wife) in a pub In a pub in Swinton , he didn’t order a Chinese Takeaway tho , he was wearing glasses and was very nice man .
He was also very good at football.

I absolutely concur.
Bought him a pint in the Watford SocialClub after we’d been gubbed 5 nowt in FA Cup - ? His last game afore fuckin off to Southampton?

Is “a pub in a pub” what is known as a ‘micro pub’ ?

 

[spongebobblade]

Saw him doing some bushcraft deep in the woodland.
We chatted over some mead he'd made, and drank from cherry kuksas he'd personally hand whittled.
I got quite tipsy and laughed at his Ray Mears cargo shorts. He carved me up with a very nice Woodlore knife, then stitched me up with a Hawthorn needle and nettle cordage.
We parted on good terms.

I’ve had a wank few weeks with the death of my mum but this is the best laugh I’ve had in ages. Fuck knows what the Mrs thinks as I’m having a shit at the same time (not in Ecclesall Woods I might add)
Nice one Knowsnowt

 

[knowsnowt]

I’ve had a wank few weeks with the death of my mum but this is the best laugh I’ve had in ages. Fuck knows what the Mrs thinks as I’m having a shit at the same time (not in Ecclesall Woods I might add)
Nice one Knowsnowt

Sorry for your loss.
Have a great shit.

 

[Guesty]

It's a crying shame we never signed Jimmy McNulty from Stockport, I've always thought so.

 

[tyke1889]

I've never seen The Wire, is it about very old radios?

 

[BushBlade]

It's a crying shame we never signed Jimmy McNulty from Stockport, I've always thought so.

I think I’ve seen enough alcoholic mavericks in the red and white stripes. We don’t play at Beautiful Downtown Baltimore.

 

[BushBlade]

I've never seen The Wire, is it about very old radios?

No, a very old radio is a wireless. The clue’s in the name.

 

[Guesty]

I think I’ve seen enough alcoholic mavericks in the red and white stripes. We don’t play at Beautiful Downtown Baltimore.

But every time he got booked we could all say "what the fuck did he do?"

Hours of fun.

 

[JT89]

Gloryholes? Didn't they use to be in a venue down Attercliffe?

 

[DifferentClass]

Gloryholes? Didn't that use to be down Attercliffe?

Thought it was in the gents at Dempseys...

 

[wavy-blade]

I absolutely concur.
Bought him a pint in the Watford SocialClub after we’d been gubbed 5 nowt in FA Cup - ? His last game afore fuckin off to Southampton?

Is “a pub in a pub” what is known as a ‘micro pub’ ?

Typing with sausage fingers on iphone

 

[Scarebus]

Look like ge has a specially adapted van that you have to hand pump to drive

 

[tyke1889]

No, a very old radio is a wireless. The clue’s in the name.

But a radio older than a wireless would have a wire

 

[BushBlade]

But a radio older than a wireless would have a wire

It wouldn’t be a radio then. They work by receiving radio waves, the clue’s in the name.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

...had better expectations next one would be better but it never was. Food bland boring
and very poor.

Sorry to hear that mate.
There's nothing worse than spending money you can't really afford on crap takeaways.
I hope your finances have improved a lot since.

 

[tyke1889]

I must be under the misapprehension that the wire in question was the power cable

 

[Whiston Blade]

I read that as the Bamboo Rooms..