Outgoing? SANDER BERGE ON WAY OUT ?

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Well they won't do considering we've ruined him
He's never been a defensive midfielder or wing back in a million years, it's taken our management two and a half years to figure that out, when all they had to do was click on YouTube
You have to make the odd serious point to make your general ones not seem so daft every time.
 
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You do realise that before he joined Utd, he played for 4 seasons with Genk as a DM in a double pivot and also plays there for Norway don't you JJ?
Please don’t let cast iron facts get in the way of this numpty forcing in another opportunity to take a dig at the club.

I previously smelled pork. Now I’m sure.
 
Yes, but he still moved forward, and still looks better going forward than defending

And in a team that can defend and isn't deliberately conceding possession like we did in the Prem, he might have looked better in it.

But in our team he isn't a good enough defender to play that position
So, if you simply looked on YouTube as you’d advised, you’d see 4 seasons of him playing a DM role that apparently we’ve ruined him by playing him in it.

Do you actually think about the actual shite that you post?

“But…..but…..but”
 
Can't believe after all the evidence with our own eyes weekly people still think he can play as a DM in English football. If he does it in international maybe that explains why Norway with a bit of a golden generation are still not making tournaments.
 
Can't believe after all the evidence with our own eyes weekly people still think he can play as a DM in English football. If he does it in international maybe that explains why Norway with a bit of a golden generation are still not making tournaments.

Yes
Apparently he is a defensive midfielder who is ok in teams where he has other defensive midfielders alongside him.

However, in a team like ours, if we play a defensive midfielder, we need him to be a defensive midfielder, and in this role, on his own, he isn't so good.

This is because he can't tackle, mark, win the ball, and his defensive positional play isn't very good either.

But yeah, out and out defensive midfielder is what he is
 
We should be looking to play Berge further forward as he was played towards the end of last season where he was very effective and scoring goals, or we need to try and move him on. I think he's wasted in the defensive midfielder role and in that position he doesn't effect the game like a £22m player should do in the Championship. He still has a lot to offer us but we should play to his strengths and get him further forward in the team formation. He looks a quality player pushing forward, not so with his defensive play.
 
Coleman's is muck. Tracklements is where it's at.

Bit of Dijon for me with a steak. Why have something so overpowering like English that you can't taste the meat?

English mustard is there to mask the taste of anything crap you happen to be eating. It serves no other purpose.
 
I'd like Sander to stay. Partly because I'm very loyal to players. But also he does have some fantastic qualities which we couldn't replace. He was excellent in a more advanced role.

Financially though, it's a significant gamble not to sell him if we receive an offer approaching £20m. I still expect he'll leave.

If we replaced him with Josh Bowler, or similar, who's actually a natural goalscorer.... It would make an awful lot of sense.
 
I'd like Sander to stay. Partly because I'm very loyal to players. But also he does have some fantastic qualities which we couldn't replace. He was excellent in a more advanced role.

Financially though, it's a significant gamble not to sell him if we receive an offer approaching £20m. I still expect he'll leave.

If we replaced him with Josh Bowler, or similar, who's actually a natural goalscorer.... It would make an awful lot of sense.
are you Josh bowler, or indeed, Josh Bowlers agent
 
are you Josh bowler, or indeed, Josh Bowlers agent
Haha, I'm just too simple to think of anyone else 🤣👍

But it would be a lovely option to have Khadra and a leftie that can cut in and threaten to shoot, from either side.
 
Haha, I'm just too simple to think of anyone else 🤣👍

But it would be a lovely option to have Khadra and a leftie that can cut in and threaten to shoot, from either side.
I watched him vs Everton in pre season. Loves a thunder bastard
 

English mustard is there to mask the taste of anything crap you happen to be eating. It serves no other purpose.
that's one opinion. If you're served crappy food it helps. if you like a little kick to something then English mustard, Horseradish, Wasabi or Chilli pepper hot sauce etc is used as a bit of enhancement. Like putting salt and pepper on. Like putting Hendo on chips, pie etc. Everyone has their own tastes. French mustard is nice on Steak and in salad dressings. not overpowering. American mustard is piss water.
 
Coleman's is muck. Tracklements is where it's at.

Bit of Dijon for me with a steak. Why have something so overpowering like English that you can't taste the meat?
Season the meat properly and you'll taste every bit.
Try crushing up an oxo cube, salt and pepper and add some sesame oil, make a paste, massage it into your steak, hot griddle, on, flip, repeat until sealed and onto your plate, home made onion rings, garden peas, dripping chips and garlic butter mushrooms, nice blob of Coleman's and your away!
 
Season the meat properly and you'll taste every bit.
Try crushing up an oxo cube, salt and pepper and add some sesame oil, make a paste, massage it into your steak, hot griddle, on, flip, repeat until sealed and onto your plate, home made onion rings, garden peas, dripping chips and garlic butter mushrooms, nice blob of Coleman's and your away!
You had me until you said garlic! 🤮
 
Can someone confirm if this article is just one paragraph for anyone else? Because the state of the star if so is pathetic

No there's about 5 paragraphs. But it could've been condensed into 1 as most of it is pure waffle.
 
Can someone confirm if this article is just one paragraph for anyone else? Because the state of the star if so is pathetic

There's a full article but it's not worth reading. Allegedly Hecky would tell the board to hold out for the release clause. Inside sources suggest we'd be happy with nearer £22m.

Hecky doesn't want to sell. Berge's agent is encouraging bids. Supposedly.

A lot of waffle.
 

Can someone confirm if this article is just one paragraph for anyone else? Because the state of the star if so is pathetic

Yep!

"With his team set to begin the new season at Watford on Monday, Heckingbottom is aware of reports linking Berge with a move away from Bramall Lane before September’s transfer deadline."

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