Wanted.. ticket for the the pig roasting.

[Oughti-blade]

Bit of a long shot i know, but does anyone have a spare ticket for next Sundays hog roasting? A pal of mine is in struggle street as she must have been on another planet and didn't manage to get her asre in gear and get it sorted in time.

 

[stannyblade]

She can always come to the beam back like the other non GOALden ticket holders like me. Although mine was through choice didnt want to give the massive any of my money and also my boy wanted to see it.

 

[SwissBlade]

Is she smashable?

 

[Oughti-blade]

Is she smashable?

She is a little bit of a darling yes.... and single too. Ooo i feel like Cilla Black.

 

[SwissBlade]

She is a little bit of a darling yes.... and single too. Ooo i feel like Cilla Black.

Ha ha well give her yours then

 

[Oughti-blade]

Ha ha well give her yours then

Not a chance in hell she snooze she lose fit or not.

 

[ThatJa]

Pictures? Pahahaha

 

[SwissBlade]

Let the forum decide oughti, we can set up a vote....

But jl94x4 has a point

 

[moDtheGod]

Pics or GTFO.

 

[Oughti-blade]

bump. no pics but she says its worth a blowy?????

 

[SwissBlade]

bump. no pics but she says its worth a blowy?????

Needs to be worth more than that.... It's my mates ticket that I'll have "lost" on the day... No picies, no tickets

 

[Robbie]

bump. no pics but she says its worth a blowy?????

WAHEY, prostitution at it's finest

 

[super_pig]

>no pics but she says its worth a blowy?????
who's giving it though?

 

[Mousey]

>no pics but she says its worth a blowy?????
who's giving it though?

Not me! I haven't got ten paaaarnds!

 

[Darren]

bump. no pics but she says its worth a blowy?????

She won't let us see a pic, yet she will perform oral sex on someone?

Even me (with my reputation etc etc) find that a weird scale of values....

 

[Mad Mick]

I thought she was offering a cut and blow dry.
You have a norty mind Darren.

 

[SwissBlade]

WAHEY, prostitution at it's finest

My plan was to give my ticket, get the blowey then blackmail him into giving it back by offering to advise the police of him pimping her services

(of course I would never do this)

 

[Darren]

My plan was to give my ticket, get the blowey then blackmail him into giving it back by offering to advise the police of him pimping her services

(of course I would never do this)

Ah, but it would only be illegal if he got a cut of her fees and could therefore be said to be living off immoral earnings.

 

[SwissBlade]

Ah, but it would only be illegal if he got a cut of her fees and could therefore be said to be living off immoral earnings.

Bugger, should've consulted u first.

 

[Foxy]

Bugger, should've consulted u first.

Must..... resist.....tap in!

 

[Oughti-blade]

Glad i caved in and went for the blowy plus extras .

But on a serious side it were a shit game and we deserved what we got,

 

[super_pig]

hair looking better now then??

 

[Oughti-blade]

better highlights than what you could get from yesterdays match!