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TopBoy said:
Them and Forest fans are like two peas in a pod. A big pod, that used to be in Charlie Dimmocks garden but can now be found on an allotment next to a sewage works. Nowt wrong with confidence but they're both delusional in the extreme.
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Fuckin' seen the state of her now?

She used to be borderline 'yeah', if you were willing to be hoisted onto her shoulders like a 20 litre jumbo bag of John Innes tomato compost, then have your potatoes and carrot manhandled by her rough old navvies hands. She'd stick it in like she was planting out in early February and then ride you like a fucking farmyard mule, digging her wellingtons in your ribs and smacking your arse with a length of garden hose. Going 'ooooh arrr!' Whilst stinking of cowshit. Vest covered in soil and arisings and nips like pygmies cocks. She didn't care. And it was vaguely hornsome and wanton.

Now she's the size of a Neepsend gasholder. I'd imagine everything else to done with less finesse, too. Bruises and trowel nicks on your toadstool. Her verge looking overgrown and in need of a strim too. Front and back. Stinking of cowshit still.

pommpey
 
Stretch said:
Imagine if Sunderland were to stuff them 5-0 in the first leg. I wouldn't piss myself like, not at all.
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To be honest, if we don't go up, we don't go up. It's not a heartbreaker.

But if those chumps got battered over two legs without response, and I mean ... humiliated ... it would make my fucking season.

pommpey
 

Pablo Bonvin​

Posted 40 minutes ago
Knowing how totally spozzy the grunts have been this season, I expect a fully fledged riot at tonight’s Bournemouth-Forest game, resulting in both teams being deducted 11 points, thus propelling our porcine chums up to 3rd.

Then the EFL will decide to dock Huddersfield 8 points “for a laugh” and bingo, the pigs are back in the premier league when everybody draws 0-0 on Saturday.



The above is just pure delusional! What is this supposed spozzyness we've had then?! Is it the injuries to Brewster, McGoldrick, Bogle for half of a season, or is it the injuries to McBurnie, Sharp and Basham that have all missed significant parts of this season? Perhaps it's the penalty outside the area for Bournemouth, or the denied pens v Stoke away and Bournemouth home?

If any Wednesday fan wants to look into the last 40 years or so it's littered with some pretty horrendous luck such as how we were screwed over by the Hans Segers case, then when we took our place in the second division - Endsleigh League Div 1 I think it was called, there was only 1 automatic promotion spot and therefore only 5th could make the play offs - to my knowledge that's not happened again since. Of course then we had the Tevez affair woefully handled by the Premier League, the covid interruption to when we were in 7th and flying, the season after with no fans to a team that needs support more than most; if there's one club that has had it fair share of bad circumstances then it's United!
 
Brewster Cost Millions said:
I went on Sunderlands forum aswell it's a reyt spunk fest you wouldn't think they were battling for a place at Wembley,some pigs have even booked hotels at Wembley that's what sets us apart from them lot.
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Yes they are booking hotels in Wembley my son in law and grandson included I love my family to death but they really are funny cattle.
 
pommpey said:
Fuckin' seen the state of her now?

She used to be borderline 'yeah', if you were willing to be hoisted onto her shoulders like a 20 litre jumbo bag of John Innes tomato compost, then have your potatoes and carrot manhandled by her rough old navvies hands. She'd stick it in like she was planting out in early February and then ride you like a fucking farmyard mule, digging her wellingtons in your ribs and smacking your arse with a length of garden hose. Going 'ooooh arrr!' Whilst stinking of cowshit. Vest covered in soil and arisings and nips like pygmies cocks. She didn't care. And it was vaguely hornsome and wanton.

Now she's the size of a Neepsend gasholder. I'd imagine everything else to done with less finesse, too. Bruises and trowel nicks on your toadstool. Her verge looking overgrown and in need of a strim too. Front and back. Stinking of cowshit still.

pommpey
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A wer just gunna set same 😂
 
Living in S6 I overheard a group of grown men discussing BEFORE the game on Saturday morning that they wanted Rotherham in the final at Wembley…. as if they were already there 😳
 



This is quite funny too,some pigs call swillsborough 'old girl' 😂 they need to move to a 45-50k stadium coz they have the demand 😂😂😂
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45-50k stadium is a ridiculous idea. 15k+ empty seats is a depressing sight , let alone 25k.

But if are to examine attendances of the last 40-50 years, only United can really come close to justifying a 40k stadium, due to having a 30k average twice.

Wednesday fans don't seem to realise that when they got 40k into their stadium it was mostly due to 10k+ away fans in the away end and home ends.

With TV and sponsorship money now dominating in the Premier, I don't see why it matters if you have a 30k or 40k stadium, better that the stadium has an iconic design and atmosphere than being big and half empty.
 
TopBoy said:
Them and Forest fans are like two peas in a pod. A big pod, that used to be in Charlie Dimmocks garden but can now be found on an allotment next to a sewage works. Nowt wrong with confidence but they're both delusional in the extreme.
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In my life time, and I am not yet retired, I have seen Forest win divison two (championship), division one (Premiership)and two European cups (Champions League), and a at least one League cup.
Also only the League Champions entered the European Cup back then.
If that was us I would remind everyone.
Now Wednesday did win the Rumblows Cup at Wembley, no comparison to Forest.
 
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The Crab said:
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than go on their site
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It's worth it trust me.

One idiot thinks they should be lobbying the council to give them money for a new stadium as it would add huge value to Sheffield.

Several think they'll need a 50k seater stadium if they keep playing like they are.

It's hilarious from start to finish.
 
Brewster Cost Millions said:
For sheff derby next season 😂

www.owlstalk.co.uk

Next seasons Sheffield derby

It could happen. Luton to beat Reading Boro to beat Preston Fulham to beat the Blunts. Us to beat Sunderland Then us to beat Wycombe or MKD and its on. It's a fingers crossed for all the right results.
www.owlstalk.co.uk www.owlstalk.co.uk
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What a set of bell ends i fucking despise the cunts…..
 



my work mate has booked a room in london already
 
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