Pigs already planning

[Booker4]

If anyone has a bit of time spare tonight I suggest you read that thread. It's pure, unadulterated comedy gold.

I read the first page then got bored, and I'm used to their views as I know enough Wednesday fans to know their delusion, but I would be worried that Sheffield Council would actually bid for a grant to improve Hillsborough on the basis of how it would be good for the city!

I have noticed a more negative stance from Wednesday fans in recent years, 20 years out of the top flight has finally had some effect!

 

[Snowflake]

They’re idiots aren’t they

Sounds like some on here would say in their position !!!

 

[Tom Bott]

Short memories them lot, do they really want more of this.

 

[247Blade]

Wish we were planning for next season... hope its not last minute desperation signings ... our team haven't been up to it for a few windows now .... for fuck sake wake up and do your jib!

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

I had a quick look. The one rambling about us only getting 21,000 in some playoff semi against Stevenage sums up the difference. I'd forgotten that we played Stevenage however many years ago, let alone what the attendance was. It's no longer relevant. Like winning the Rumbelows cup even longer ago. Daft twats.

 

[metalblade]

Booking hotel rooms FFS.
I seem to remember them doing the same in 2014 when they were going to beat Charlton and then thrash us in the FA cup quarter finals, a Wembley trip was assured in their pea brains. Never learn do they as they say you can't educate pork.

 

[pommpey]

my work mate has booked a room in london already

Plenty to do. Visit the Shard. Tower Bridge. Piccadilly Circus. Madame Tussauds.

He can easily fill the day

pommpey

 

[Charlieblade]

Surprising all those plans and dreams they have for developing a ground that they no longer own.
Chancer could team up with Kev, flatten Hillsborough and build housing on it.
That would solve the transport links problem anyway.

Chancer has stated that he is aware of the need for investment required to keep the club functioning! He won’t be there much longer.

 

[Champagneblade]

Fuckin' seen the state of her now?

She used to be borderline 'yeah', if you were willing to be hoisted onto her shoulders like a 20 litre jumbo bag of John Innes tomato compost, then have your potatoes and carrot manhandled by her rough old navvies hands. She'd stick it in like she was planting out in early February and then ride you like a fucking farmyard mule, digging her wellingtons in your ribs and smacking your arse with a length of garden hose. Going 'ooooh arrr!' Whilst stinking of cowshit. Vest covered in soil and arisings and nips like pygmies cocks. She didn't care. And it was vaguely hornsome and wanton.

Now she's the size of a Neepsend gasholder. I'd imagine everything else to done with less finesse, too. Bruises and trowel nicks on your toadstool. Her verge looking overgrown and in need of a strim too. Front and back. Stinking of cowshit still.

pommpey

Never understand how some bloke called Simon Armitage got the Poet Laureate gig ahead of you, Pommpey!

 

[Champagneblade]

Pablo Bonvin​

Posted 40 minutes ago
Knowing how totally spozzy the grunts have been this season, I expect a fully fledged riot at tonight’s Bournemouth-Forest game, resulting in both teams being deducted 11 points, thus propelling our porcine chums up to 3rd.

Then the EFL will decide to dock Huddersfield 8 points “for a laugh” and bingo, the pigs are back in the premier league when everybody draws 0-0 on Saturday.



The above is just pure delusional! What is this supposed spozzyness we've had then?! Is it the injuries to Brewster, McGoldrick, Bogle for half of a season, or is it the injuries to McBurnie, Sharp and Basham that have all missed significant parts of this season? Perhaps it's the penalty outside the area for Bournemouth, or the denied pens v Stoke away and Bournemouth home?

If any Wednesday fan wants to look into the last 40 years or so it's littered with some pretty horrendous luck such as how we were screwed over by the Hans Segers case, then when we took our place in the second division - Endsleigh League Div 1 I think it was called, there was only 1 automatic promotion spot and therefore only 5th could make the play offs - to my knowledge that's not happened again since. Of course then we had the Tevez affair woefully handled by the Premier League, the covid interruption to when we were in 7th and flying, the season after with no fans to a team that needs support more than most; if there's one club that has had it fair share of bad circumstances then it's United!

And when they went back up under Fat Ron it was just about the only time they'd decided to increase the top league and they went up automatic in third spot!

Meanwhile we finished third when cheating Leicester went into admin with no punishment.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

This is quite funny too,some pigs call swillsborough 'old girl' they need to move to a 45-50k stadium coz they have the demand https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/310527-moving-ground/

They nicked calling the rusty Tarpaulindrome ‘old lady’ from Juventus about 3 years ago and it irrationally annoys me.

 

[rompodebailey]

Bletchley park just shrugged its shoulders and sent this back

fpowl​

Posted Sunday at 16:29
Iove our old girl
and Christ it’s unbelievable full a rocking when it’s like that and holds such a place in footballs history our clubs history abs he English game

but unfortunately she’s expensive to run and holds us back commercially and into days world she holds us back

it’s a tragic thing to say because I’d much rather us play there but we still need to move it will be horrible when we eventually have to go

be like putting your dog down it will kill us to leave emotionally but our hee puppy will full the void and we will love her differently but in time to live her equally and we are lucky ones that can pass on to our kids and gran kids and tell them what it was like to be at Hillsborough

just like when it used to be wooden seats
standing only
no roof on

we pass on our history

 

[Rochdaleblade]

Imagine what they would be like if they actually reached the top flight, rather than being the 48th best side, behind Rotherham, MK dongs and Wigan.

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

 

[pommpey]

Never understand how some bloke called Simon Armitage got the Poet Laureate gig ahead of you, Pommpey!

Has to be said though doesn't it?

Back in the nineties she was wiry, muscular, rural, earthy. Loppy, even. She probably made her love in haylofts with cowpokes called Silas and Georgios, using sheaths made from the bladder of a pig as a prophylactic. Afterwards they'd both go out on the plough and turn over a field of turnips, only to reconcile their lust later at the harvest dance. Her vest belied a spirit that even laying a patio or filling a border with hardy perennials was something arousing, let alone syphoning off a beaker full of sex wazz from a prize Herefordshire bullock. And she could pull a fully grown sheep out of a well into which it had fallen, as well as dig out a sixty metre drainage gully at the bottom of the silage field, using just a pickaxe and spade.

Now she looks like she's eaten the whole fucking farm, crops, animals and machinery.

pommpey

 

[Roygbiv]

Bletchley park just shrugged its shoulders and sent this back

fpowl​

Posted Sunday at 16:29
Iove our old girl
and Christ it’s unbelievable full a rocking when it’s like that and holds such a place in footballs history our clubs history abs he English game

but unfortunately she’s expensive to run and holds us back commercially and into days world she holds us back

it’s a tragic thing to say because I’d much rather us play there but we still need to move it will be horrible when we eventually have to go

be like putting your dog down it will kill us to leave emotionally but our hee puppy will full the void and we will love her differently but in time to live her equally and we are lucky ones that can pass on to our kids and gran kids and tell them what it was like to be at Hillsborough

just like when it used to be wooden seats
standing only
no roof on

we pass on our history

Do we think this post is enough to get someone sectioned? Imagine the other thoughts going around his head

 

[Montymagic]

Wendy fan at work talking about how the Sunderland v Wendy match will be the highest attended play off match ever and when they get to Wembley they will sell out and get extra tickets etc.

Fuck me.

 

[Crafty Blade]

The argument that the old lady has excellent transport links always makes me laugh. That's only relevant because her location is shite, and is not a positive. TBF there are a few sensible comments regarding their actual attendance record over the years and this not supporting any need for a bigger ground, in with the total, utter delusion.

 

[CPB]

I'll be controversial here they are a club that is deserving of better than L1.

Are they part of footballs top echelon 6 or 7 of clubs like some of them think.... no.

Like us they can feel like they should be part of the top flight consistently, but historically like many clubs inc. Forest, Newcastle, Fulham, Norwich amongst many others they have enjoyed spells in the top flight. Some longer than others and been relegated eventually.

Hillsborough is an old iconic stadium, just like the Lane is too.
It's also in desperate need of some improvements, especially leppings lane end.

Do many of them have some delusions of grandeur, yes very much so. I've heard from a few fans about how they feel it's a shame that if or when they reach the PO final MkDons or Wycombe won't sell out their allocation. Whereas Sunderland would have done.
Thing is, so what if they don't. It doesn't mean they would lose because the opposition has more in Wembley.

The obsession about crowds so often goes into overdrive and as soon as the home support average tends to drop the away support is then talked up as if they are the best supported away side in the land. Admirable at times how many they take away, but many clubs do similar.
And it can be commended how when they want to they could fill a Hillsoborough at the orig capacity of 39,000. Thing is historically it's not kept up that way either.
They have had big crowds for a few matches and then revert back to early 20ks etc. What it mainly shows is that they have alot of part time fans.

 

[S64 Blade]

Do we think this post is enough to get someone sectioned? Imagine the other thoughts going around his head

 

[pommpey]

Wendy fan at work talking about how the Sunderland v Wendy match will be the highest attended play off match ever and when they get to Wembley they will sell out and get extra tickets etc.

Fuck me.

I've heard that Wembley plc are opening the roof for that match and putting seats on it, just to cram more of the laughable cunts in. And they are putting seats on the running track right up to the touchline. Grant Schapps has also chivvied on M1 roadworks to finish the motorway widening and all hotels in London are on 'standby' for mass bookings. All foodstuffs (pies, burgers, beef slices, cheese strings, chicken nuggets) are being redirected to the capital and I've had my leave stopped to augment the Met in what will be a monumental task of dealing with so many of the stupid, cockless bastards. All shops and businesses have shut in the area for good as well because even if they win the final, they'll smash the west of London up so it looks like Mariupol on a Bank Holiday.

pommpey

 

[Stanthemanfan]

Fuckin' seen the state of her now?

She used to be borderline 'yeah', if you were willing to be hoisted onto her shoulders like a 20 litre jumbo bag of John Innes tomato compost, then have your potatoes and carrot manhandled by her rough old navvies hands. She'd stick it in like she was planting out in early February and then ride you like a fucking farmyard mule, digging her wellingtons in your ribs and smacking your arse with a length of garden hose. Going 'ooooh arrr!' Whilst stinking of cowshit. Vest covered in soil and arisings and nips like pygmies cocks. She didn't care. And it was vaguely hornsome and wanton.

Now she's the size of a Neepsend gasholder. I'd imagine everything else to done with less finesse, too. Bruises and trowel nicks on your toadstool. Her verge looking overgrown and in need of a strim too. Front and back. Stinking of cowshit still.

pommpey

Too true pomps....

 

[blade too long]

They’re idiots aren’t they

oh youve noticed

I noticed in 1974

 

[blade too long]

If anyone has a bit of time spare tonight I suggest you read that thread. It's pure, unadulterated comedy gold.

its the football fans equivalent of viz
the ironic bit is in viz the correspondence page is more serious compared to that in owlstalk
and more believeable

 

[pommpey]

Too true pomps....
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I mean

Left: Five days on it, solidly. Barely slept, showered or shat, just bottle, to bottle, to bottle.

Right: Almost at the zenith of milftasticism. She would rock your world, and have you beating off on it's memory well into your eighties. Fanny like a forgotten field, but your spuds would be as flat as a bat's wing and almost as transparent. For months afterwards, each jizz-shot with be a meek cough, with just a puff of smoke coming out. She's also barley slept, showered or shat, but has gone from boner to rake-handle to boner

pommpey

 

[St Albans Blade]

For sheff derby next season

Next seasons Sheffield derby

It could happen. Luton to beat Reading Boro to beat Preston Fulham to beat the Blunts. Us to beat Sunderland Then us to beat Wycombe or MKD and its on. It's a fingers crossed for all the right results.

www.owlstalk.co.uk

Come on you red and white wizards (Sunderland)!

 

[St Albans Blade]

Do we think this post is enough to get someone sectioned? Imagine the other thoughts going around his head

Still love it when their ground floods; that I'd truly miss

Especially the "oh look, Wendies are training" vines...

 

[247Blade]

Wendy fan at work talking about how the Sunderland v Wendy match will be the highest attended play off match ever and when they get to Wembley they will sell out and get extra tickets etc.

Fuck me.

Amazing how fans suddenly appearing out of the woodwork (rust)

 

[bertieblade]

Just been talking to a piggy Who tells me that Wednesday have always been a bigger club
How do you work that out says i
Well If you look back to that days before the premiership when we had the likes of waddle etc we were always top six and always ahead of you
Why did you only qualify for Europe once says I
If you want to go back further let’s go to the days of Woodward and currie surely we were the better team then?
If you look at the last recent past On average we have been the better team
We are currently higher in the leagues
We have been most recently the only Sheffield team in the premiership

So he finished off by saying you just don’t get it do you we have always been the bigger club

The only thing bigger at the moment is your debt says I

He comes back with I am now only making selective comments

The thing is it ain’t one of them they are all tied to the same brush

 

[Netsix_and_chill]

This arguing over the concept of 'bigness' is tedious in the extreme. What does it even mean and what is the obsession with it.

In all honesty both teams have underachieved for most of their histories, the bigness argument is like two homeless spice heads arguing who has got the most bin chips.

I just refuse to engage them on the subject, who cares what they think/say, they are deluded. Just humour them like you would any other unfortunate