I love this

[Muttley]

Sorry if any of you have already seen this from a Blackpoo forum.

http://fansonline.net/blackpool/mb/view.php?id=983321


W.a.n.k.e.r.s

Wednesday Are Nice Kind Erudite Reasonable Supporters

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Marvellous stuff, I've been glancing at both boards since yesterday.

I've asked a few Blackpool mates about this and apparently it goes back 3 or 4 years when Blackpool beat them 4 times in one season and Wendies were infiltrating their forums saying how they were still a much bigger club than they'd ever be etc etc. Obviously the 'massive' word seems to have sunk in with them as well

 

[norfolkblade]

Best thread I have ever seen, they've torn 'em to shreds in there!

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

That is bl@@dy brilliant!

 

[stannyblade]

Absolute class what a MASSIVE thread

 

[alcoblade]

Very good. Especially liked his bit;

"I am afraid you are all under-playing this one.

I have it on good authority from a contact at Area 51 that the Very Large Array radio observatory in the New Mexican desert has already received coded transmissions applying for tickets from galaxies as far away as Alpha Centauri. Sarah in the ticket office at Bloomers will be getting the nod soon.

As a result, the Pennines wil be levelled and concreted over to construct a giant super-runway to accomodate the expected armada of inter-galactic craft.

Just don't expect to read about this in the papers. That's all I can say ."

I think Jon Bon might have penned the last line though....

UTB

 

[Mousey]

That is brilliant.

My favourite...

"Any Owls fan will tell you they are the most MASSIVE club outside the Premier league and for the sake of football should be fast tracked back there.

Whisper it quietly.....but they're not even the biggest club in Sheffield"

 

[boo radley]

They may struggle after this:

 

[VespaBlade]

By TangerineManc -


"After having a day of the week named after them as a result of their Massiveness, the OWLS are now hooting for a 13th month to be added to the calendar and named in their honour.

So what will you be doing on the 1st of DeludedGobshites 2013?"

This link is funny as F...
Pure piss taking genius... Blackpool fans I salute you!!

 

[alcoblade]

"SKY have just announced they will broadcast the match in 4D"



But I can't get rid of the feeling that Jon Bon and co are being sneaky;

"
And there is a conspiracy theory that The Massive have deliberately been kept in the lower leagues for a few reasons -
Top Premier League teams would lose all revenue and fans if The Massive were back in the Prem
, Plus if the whole country were The Massive supporters, as inevitably they would be,
Were they to do the unthinkable and say not win the world cup, the scale of rioting
In this country would make last years riots seem like a mere kindergarden
Squabble. Think about it my friends! There are big forces at work here."

UTB

 

[SotonBlade]

One of the best threads i've read anywhere in a long time. I'm glad it's not just us local rivals that see them for what they really are!

 

[JohnDenver]

Very very good indeed.

***Doffs cap to Blackpool fans***

 

[sothall blade]

very amusing posts on their site,typical pigs making themselves look arrogant twats once again ! up the tangerines

 

[ListerBlade]

this is my favorite line-worth reading to near the bottom for.

"They are the only club you can see from space"

 

[super_pig]

sheffields 'blue third'.. heh... quality .. great link

 

[Crouchy]

"Do Sheffield Utd have the highest bill for electricity in the world. Imagine having to live in that MASSIVE shadow"

Very good. I may use that.

 

[broomhillblade]

By TangerineManc -


"After having a day of the week named after them as a result of their Massiveness, the OWLS are now hooting for a 13th month to be added to the calendar and named in their honour.

Maybe they should move to Ethiopia.

They already have a 13-month calendar.

 

[bladesfan]

Pity that I am a Blade I would love to be a glory grabber with such a Massive team. I am unfortunately just a supporter of the best team and fans in the world COYRAWW’s. It would have been nice to be so Massive.

 

[WhiteHawk]

This is brilliant

"The FA are planning to scrap corporate sponsorship next season in a bid to increase worldwide exposure of the competition and deliver a massive increase in revenue....

The "FA Cup Featuring Sheffield Wednesday", will be launched next season with Wednesday receiving an automatic bye into the final which will be held in Mecca to co-incide with the hajj, thus enabling a small proportion of Wednesday fans to attend the game in person."






Ian Evatt was found with his bags packed and a one way ticket to Mexico, apparently about to flee the area. Ian is doing ok now however surgeons are still trying to remove the sombrero glued to his head.

 

[Kev Gee]

Brilliant Stuff!! Blackpool lads we salute you!

 

[WhiteHawk]

Laughing my tits off at this one;


"This just in from the Daily Braille

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MASSIVE Sheffield Wednesday ⠛⠓⠊⠚ ⠵⠯⠿⠮⠾ ⠥⠧⠭⠽ ⠁⠃⠉⠙⠑⠋⠛⠓⠊⠚ ⠵⠯ ⠁⠑⠊ ⠥⠭⠽ ⠥⠭⠽ ⠁⠃⠉⠙⠑⠋⠛⠓⠊⠚ ⠯⠿ ⠥⠧⠭⠽.

⠁⠃⠉⠙⠑⠋⠛⠓⠊⠚ ⠵⠯ ⠁⠑⠊ ⠥⠭⠽ ⠥⠭⠽ ⠁⠃⠉⠙⠑⠋⠛⠓⠊⠚ ⠵⠯⠿⠮⠾ ⠥⠧⠭⠽.

They are that big that it doesn't need to be written in braille, blind people just know when there is a gap in the braille like that it can only be 1 thing."

 

[diplomat]

Can we loan the Blackpool fans some Blades flags to helP the atmosphere a bit?

They're taking the piss on a whole new level, I love it.

 

[stannyblade]

has anybody been on their site to congratulate them?

 

[2ndtenorblade]

has anybody been on their site to congratulate them?

2ndtenorblade Posted on 11/01/2012 12:42
The true folly of the East stand will be shown....
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You are yery naughty boys and girls.

Making fun of our MASSIVE neighbours.

It is very rude irreverent and in extremely bad taste.

Keep it up.[]

 

[blade too long]

Hillsborough ,twinned with norfolk

 

[VespaBlade]

"It is a well known fact that if all the world's Sheffield Wednesday fans jumped in the air at the same time, the Earth would spin off its axis."

I think I've spent more time reading the Blackpool forum than this one this week...Ha ha