Wincobank S9 Blade
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Mid table rebuild for next season cmon 
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I know it’s tongue in cheek but Warnock for the time spent and also wasted moneyI started watching the game yesterday and fell asleep during the game, this season is like 01/02, difference being this time we've shanked 100 million quid on shit. Rather than Warnock who spent 50k on triers.
And thats if things work out okHecky won't see the season out
then big Aidy takes over, we revert back to 1980's hoofball and fall into oblivion for 15 years, then Billy Sharp takes over after his succesful non league and League 2 managerial career.
We get promoted to the Premier League despite the club never planning to get there, the club gets a prize of £200 trillion pounds, but unfortunately waste the money on players that are not Premier League quality.
We fill the rest of the squad with "last chance saloon types", players who showed promise at 18 but have struggled since because they are basically fucking idiots.
But theyll be ideal for us because they'll snatch our hands off for a contract, however shit by Premier League standards that contract is.
Our marque signings for £87 trillion, £45 trillion, £30 trillion and £25 trillion turn out to be shit, they have proved themselves to be decent players, but they somehow just can't seem to do it for United, and our only semi success is the 38 year old Iliman Ndiaye who we got on a free after his Premier League career with Bournemouth came to an end three years previously.
Meanwhile the signings we originally wanted but lost out on to Brighton, Palace, Bournemouth and newly promoted Halifax Town go from strength to strength
snap yer hand offYes, most of our fans will be thinking, Mmmmm Premier League in 17 or 18 years, Get in
Boro win the play off finalBottom half after MGW gets recalled and Hecky rotates Didzy, Freeman and Burke as attacking mids for the rest of the season.
Boro winning play-offs more than likely!Boro win the play off final
Blades finish mid table followed by a fire sale of our players, with little investment in new players.
Season 2022/23 inevitably starts badly, Hecky is sacked and replaced by an even cheaper option,in McCall, things get even worse.
The Prince adds unknown Swiss side to United World, but still doesn’t bother to attend a game.`His Football manager 2 team, is doing great though, so he’s happy.
Fans still continue to blame Wilder for the team’s poor performance.
Let's be honest - this COVID postponement fiasco has ended any outside hopes we had of making the playoffs.
Totally killed the momentum we had in early December. All because 4 teams didn't fancy playing us with a couple of players missing.
We were essentially punished for avoiding a COVID outbreak in the squad, and doing our best to put a team out for every fixture.
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