YTFC programme help

[Official Glover]

Hi all, hope you're "enjoying" life in League One.

I'm looking for a supporter to answer a few simple questions for our matchday programme next Saturday. There are four short questions, seven longer ones and I'll need around 80 words for each of the longer ones.
I'll also need a high res picture too!

If you're up for it, please email me at [email protected] and the first one will get the gig with the second being a reserve in case number one falls through.

All the best for the season

Martin
(YTFC Media dept)

 

[Official Glover]

Thanks guys, all sorted.

 

[Kenilworth]

Thanks guys, all sorted.

Since you're all sorted Mr Glover (official) - and assuming you look back here again before the game - can you recommend any suitable places for pre match beer and food near?

Is this a fair assessment of Huish Park? http://www.footballgroundguide.com/yeovil_town/

Is it as quiet as it sounds? - Not next weekend I guess

Looking forward to the terracing - will be Kenilworth Jnrs first time on a terrace and he is 18!
Fed up of plastic around my arse.

Cheers

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Fed up of plastic around my arse.

Cheers

*Duncan thinks...'What a dilemma. I mean, its an open goal isn't it? Just needs a tap in, but which angle? Incontinence or sexual perversion? Incontinence or sexual perversion? Right, thats it. I've decided'*

Yes Kenilworth, it would be nice to be able to experience standing on the terracing at a football match now and again...

 

[Trigger Blade]

*Duncan thinks...'What a dilemma. I mean, its an open goal isn't it? Just needs a tap in, but which angle? Incontinence or sexual perversion? Incontinence or sexual perversion? Right, thats it. I've decided'*

For some reason, Darren sprang to mind when I read it.

 

[DuncDisorderly]

For some reason, Darren sprang to mind when I read it.

To be honest, it did to me, but trying to get a cheap laugh off our very own PervyBlade seemed a bit too, well, cheap...

 

[Darren]

To be honest, it did to me, but trying to get a cheap laugh off our very own PervyBlade seemed a bit too, well, cheap...

Oh, I am fine with that. Like to keep up my reputation and all that.

Mind you I prefer plastic round someone else's arse rather than mine...

 

[Kenilworth]

Oh, I am fine with that. Like to keep up my reputation and all that.

Mind you I prefer plastic round someone else's arse rather than mine...

More tea Vicar?

Took you more for a rubber & PVC man as opposed to a moulded, hard PET boy?

 

[Micalijo]

More tea Vicar?

Took you more for a rubber & PVC man as opposed to a moulded, hard PET boy?

Hi Kenny lad. It's makeadildo here, can I be of assistance to you lot?

 

[MunXy]

Dunc first, are you third most boring behind olle x 2 or is there infact a pretender to olles "we :heart: hoofball cries" ?
as for the plastic/rubber/pvc debate, im sure many like myself have no idea what you are alluding to...


MunXy

 

[Official Glover]

Quick preview of tomorrow's matchday programme...

http://www.ytfc.net/page/NewsDetail/0,,10673~2432934,00.html

 

[Foxy]

Quick preview of tomorrow's matchday programme...

http://www.ytfc.net/page/NewsDetail/0,,10673~2432934,00.html

Tried to get one today, but the club shop was locked up and I couldn't get in!

 

[Official Glover]

Pretty sure the club shop shuts at 4pm on a Friday, sorry 'bout that.

However, it would have almost certainly been fruitless anyway as I'm 99% sure they don't get into the club until Saturday mornings.

 

[Official Glover]

Hi all, that year came around soon.

Does anyone fancy giving it a go this season? Same criteria as last year, please email [email protected] today, first one gets the job with a second as reserve.

UTG.

 

[Ollessendro]

I thought we had Dunc and Trig back for a second

Mr Glover. I am quite hapy to answer your questions, but only in exhange for a fw of my own. Jut information regarding entrance to 'hospitality tent', real ale near the groud etc. Can we work something out?