Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn
A Chippy Northern Ape
So the flare wasn’t real ?Yep. Flare hit her at full speed on the head. Incredibly she didn’t have a mark on her because as she, her family and the Star claimed, she was saved because the flare hit the owl badge on her bobble hat. I believed every word of that story.
Brexit is (still) just a dream??
SUFC weren’t relegated???
Stewards don’t seek to provoke altercations?????
Freddie Starr hasn’t consumed anyone’s hamster????
Never in all my (90) years have I been so confused - reckon I need a sit down & a swallie of irn- bru to recover my senses