CONFIRMED Robin Olsen signs on loan

[SouthportBlade]

we need to have guidance on what constitutes absolute nonsense today

• anything with less than 10,000 followers
• any account with ‘transfer’ in the title
• anyone claiming to be an ‘agent’ or ‘former agent’ or ‘son of an agent’
• anyone claiming to be a journalist with literally no links to any articles they have ever written or any bylines anywhere
• any ‘journalist’ not followed by literally any other journalists
• any rumour which could be disproved with literally 2 seconds worth of googling
• Any account which was set up less than 6 months ago with the sole aim of transfer nonsense

Blows my mind people just swallow these fake accounts pulled together by people with literally nothing better to do.

Any account which uses the following phrases:

"Hearing that... "
"Understand that..."
"Sources telling me...."
"... Is close, more to follow"

 

[bladesfc]

Wow!

 

[jono_t2000]

My Brexit blades goodbye. Wonder if we've ever had so many different languages in one dressing room before. Translator positions opening up left right and center!

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

This guy is usually on the money regarding transfers.

 

[gaffablade]

This guy is usually on the money regarding transfers.

Agreed. one to listen to

 

[Bladesman]

This guy is usually on the money regarding transfers.

If he says it then it's usually happening. I am sure he broke the Rammers to Arsenal deal was back on story.

 

[BelperBlade]

Nvm Rammers pretty sure he broke the Messi to PSG story

 

[GrunkyPeep]

If he says it then it's usually happening. I am sure he broke the Rammers to Arsenal deal was back on story.

Wasn't he one of the first on the Berge signing too?

 

[BrianBadonde]

If Fab says it’s happening, it’s happening

 

[BrianBadonde]

Wasn't he one of the first on the Berge signing too?

That was our good friend from Norway. Can’t remember his name. Or was he Belgian.

 

[MobileBlade]

Fab only has 5 million followers. Does he pass the test?

 

[sufc323]

To be honest, if Slav called me out in public and said I promised him 4 signings in 3 days I'd sell my house, car and our lass to do it.

Imagine saying no to the scary fucker.

 

[Bladesman]

To be honest, if Slav called me out in public and said I promised him 4 signings in 3 days I'd sell my house, car and our lass to do it.

Imagine saying no to the scary fucker.

You would have to get Kammy to break bad news to him. Kammy can make him laugh.

 

[McGoaldrick]

Fucking hell what’s going on. Slav must have gone all mafia on bettis get in there

 

[Bladesman]

Fucking hell what’s going on. Slav must have gone all mafia on bettis get in there

Anyone seen Bettis since Saturday?

LudlamBlade

 

[Panini]

This guy is usually on the money regarding transfers.

This guy IS the money regarding transfers

 

[SUFC Guy]

Fab only has 5 million followers. Does he pass the test?

Not as many as P0rnhub (allegedly )

 

[BushBlade]

Anyone seen Bettis since Saturday?

LudlamBlade

He’s in Slav’s “workshop”. With his head in a vice. Slav tightens it a little, every hour. Then loosens it a bit when we sign someone.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

The narrative that all this has fallen into place since Slav had a moan is a serious stretch but it somehow appears to be entirely feasible to many.

 

[Champagneblade]

Anyone seen Bettis since Saturday?

LudlamBlade

"Where did you say you want your new piranha tank? We've left it outside Mr Bettis' office for the moment."

"That will be fine. Just fine for now.'

He says, eyeballing Bettis knowingly.

 

[Guesty]

The narrative that all this has fallen into place since Slav had a moan is a serious stretch but it somehow appears to be entirely feasible to many. View attachment 120194

Well just two days ago Ann Diggidings of Radio Sheffield was saying we'd have a disappointing end to the window.

So assuming these signings come off, either Jokanovic has frightened our Board into making all these signings in since the Luton game or esteemed local journalist Giddings doesn't know what he's talking about.

I don't know about you but I find the latter highly unlikely...

 

[Davalon]

Well just two days ago Ann Diggidings of Radio Sheffield was saying we'd have a disappointing end to the window.

So assuming these signings come off, either Jokanovic has frightened our Board into making all these signings in since the Luton game or esteemed local journalist Giddings doesn't know what he's talking about.

I don't know about you but I find the latter highly unlikely...

It still amazes me that some still think our local journalists know anything.

There's a reason why a few have been quick to dig at the board and owner.

 

[BrianBadonde]

Well just two days ago Ann Diggidings of Radio Sheffield was saying we'd have a disappointing end to the window.

So assuming these signings come off, either Jokanovic has frightened our Board into making all these signings in since the Luton game or esteemed local journalist Giddings doesn't know what he's talking about.

I don't know about you but I find the latter highly unlikely...

Andy, is that you?

 

[Roygbiv]

It still amazes me that some still think our local journalists know anything.

There's a reason why a few have been quick to dig at the board and owner.

Surely it's pretty obvious to everyone now that nobody has a clue what's happening at United these days. There are no leaks

 

[bromtom]

Andy, is that you?

No, it's Ann Diggidings.

 

[BrianBadonde]

Surely it's pretty obvious to everyone now that nobody has a clue what's happening at United these days. There are no leaks

Saudi Silence

 

[Harry's Game]

There are no leaks

Surprising really with the all the ex Swansea players arriving.

 

[Roygbiv]

Saudi Silence

I'm happy to admit the lack of realistic links had me wondering what was going on and thinking the worst. Delighted that it looks like I was wrong and we did actually have stuff lined up. It seems a lot of targets have waited to the very last minute to make a decision.

 

[Grappler]

Saudi Silence

Used to love that song, always thought Simon and Garfunkels voices blended perfectly.

 

[Torrix1889]

I'm happy to admit the lack of realistic links had me wondering what was going on and thinking the worst. Delighted that it looks like I was wrong and we did actually have stuff lined up. It seems a lot of targets have waited to the very last minute to make a decision see if anything better came along.

Fixed it for ya...