'Once a pig always a pig'

[fortuna93]

A welcome addition. You express yourself well. I bet you drink real ale and love proper football?

Are there any other kind of people in here?
We all quite obviously love a bit of proper football and how would we get through that proper football without drowning relegation with some real ale
Another one for the RAPFA

 

[Pinchy]

I wish to take the Oath.

I hereby solemnly swear to eschew Hoofing, Smoothflow and Market Forces based political ideals.

The Steely Dan bit may well be the tester though.

It's not a pre-requisite mate. You're in. The revolution is just a T-Shirt away.

Membership - 3 :hug:

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Are there any other kind of people in here?
We all quite obviously love a bit of proper football and how would we get through that proper football without drowning relegation with some real ale
Another one for the RAPFA

The Sign of Four!

 

[Rattly Noise]

It sickens me to see that some 'so called Blades' on here are softening to Piggy Dingle Wilson and will be getting behind the team.I for one will be cutting my nose to spite my face and not going to the Lane. I'll be spending my afternoon's in Medowhall until that Wednesday-ite leaves BDTBL. It's like the fan interviewed on Radio Shef said* 'once Wednesday, always Wednesday'.

Apparently some of the shop owners and workers in Meadowhall are Wednesday fans. Best steer clear of the place just to be sure.

 

[Jehovah]

I have thought about this long and hard and I have decided I hate the pigs.

 

[Rattly Noise]

I for one will be at the Lane next season. Irrespective of Wilson's appointment my support is bigger than any manager, any player any owner. Not saying that people who don't go are lesser supporters, just that my attitude towards the whole thing is different.

 

[raul]

It's not a pre-requisite mate. You're in. The revolution is just a T-Shirt away.

Membership - 3 :hug:

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The Sign of Four!

We:heart: the great leap forward.

 

[Pinchy]

We:heart: the great leap forward.

Let's hope DW has a new spell!

 

[oldblade]

No the league table published on the 28th of February shows them 5 points adrift. Four teams get relegated from league one in to league 2. They were well and truly in the shit when Wilson left.

http://stats.football365.com/dom/ENG/D2/tofeb.html

The league table on that link has not adjusted Plymouth's points tally to include the 10 point deduction. This one has:

http://www.statto.com/football/stats/england/league-one/2010-2011/table/2011-02-26

 

[Angef1Blade]

It's in it's infancy little Spanish predator, but yes there is: the Real Ale and Proper Football Alliance [RAPFA]. Current membership - 1

It's not a sine qua non but most of our members favour left of centre politics, listen avidly to Steely Dan and consider English literature the treasure-house of the written word.

Surely Tom Waits is sine qua non

 

[Rustyblade]

''He tested the water, then watched to see how others were entering the pool before he took the plunge''.
''Once in he could still not decide if people were swimming serious or just messing around''.
Since you seem to put yourself in the company of great writers, find out who wrote that.

It's got me beat, too. My first thought was Martin Amis but surely he would never have written 'swimming serious'. Maugham? Or am I looking on the wrong side of the Atlantic?

Or is it something you knocked off on a wet Tuesday in Stoke?

 

[Sirius]

Surely though, there becomes a time (when you arrive at triple figures for misunderstandings) that it perhaps becomes clear that you aren't obvious enough?

Perhaps it's an age thing Foxy. When I see the term alternative comedian, I switch off because the 'comedians' leave me scratching my head they are as funny as a bucket of shit in the living room, to keep the flies out of the kitchen. Alternative comedians on S24 SY excepted of course. Perhaps Victor Borgh sp is more in my line,and Billy Connelly, pissing and crapping in shoes but wait a minute. Let's hear it for Murphy and the bricks. For me that was funny too. Each to their own, our own are THE BLADES. But that's not funny any more.

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Damm, now you've done it of corse ehd didnt pisspell on purpose but now he will klaim de did.
Oh and whats KOC?

And while we are at it who is Bill Hicks?

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On head nail

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On Head Nail Rattly

 

[Bladesway]

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And while we are at it who is Bill Hicks?

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On head nail

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On Head Nail Rattly

Bill Hicks was probably one of the funniest men ever to frequent the planet. Just go youtube and you will see. Billy Connelly is indeed a genius also. Bill Hicks is a million miles the other side of wrong however.

Raul = Clique Whore

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Well mucker, tell me, would you follow my half hour? Something tells me (whether you like marmite or not) that you would. That something being that you are currently following me around the forum posting like a fart under a blanket.

I am not offended owd cock. Do not worry about that. Whether being tongue in cheek or not, the 'being damn right nasty' and 'insulting' and hiding behind sarcasm are just way out. Simply because I do not do them. Patronising, irritating, annoying and tiresome are all crimes that (circumstancial) evidence may have shown me to commit. I am actually quite used to this kind of thing as the best tend to get criticised more. I remember reading a book by Neitzsche once and amongst other things (such as hating women and homosexuals) I was bowled over by his hatred for the great Socrates. He called him and idiot more times than members of this forum hav called me a twat/cunt. Would if be so egotisticl of me to draw parallels?

You can't really call it following you around when you leave your trace on every thread. Its more a case of reading every thread and out you pop. You are the shrinks best friend though. Just plough through some of your threads and they absolutely scream LOOK AT ME. Its not a crime to want to be loved. Could/would anyone argue that to be the case? Feigning extraordinary intellect to impress young and old alike, ensuring your threads leave indellible comment each and every time, making "considered and constructive" posts (but having to flag that you have done so). Ooooohhh if you had a few grand I could excorcise your demons if you wished.

As for your half hour, you warmed to the thought of that didn't you? A glow came accross your cheeks. A flicker of fame perhaps? Your moment in the sun? I'd read it, of course I would. How could I follow you around if I didn't

 

[Ollessendro]

You can't really call it following you around when you leave your trace on every thread. Its more a case of reading every thread and out you pop. You are the shrinks best friend though. Just plough through some of your threads and they absolutely scream LOOK AT ME. Its not a crime to want to be loved. Could/would anyone argue that to be the case? Feigning extraordinary intellect to impress young and old alike, ensuring your threads leave indellible comment each and every time, making "considered and constructive" posts (but having to flag that you have done so). Ooooohhh if you had a few grand I could excorcise your demons if you wished.

As for your half hour, you warmed to the thought of that didn't you? A glow came accross your cheeks. A flicker of fame perhaps? Your moment in the sun? I'd read it, of course I would. How could I follow you around if I didn't

These amateur psychology attempts. Never did PS 101 though did we Bladesway? But come on owd pal, you should know the difference between wanting to be centre of attention and wanting to be loved. Nothing wrong with s-p-e-l-l-i-n-g things out. Unfortunately not all on this forum are as intelligent as your good self. And after all, when you are the KOC, you need to signal when you are being serious.

I am not sure how a half an hour would work on a forum. But of course I am pro the idea (what kind of a 'look at me' poster would turn that down). We have had requests of the shed thread (and other threads of mine) to be moved to another section (usually an 'unfunny section') of the forum, but noone has gone this far.

 

[Pinchy]

As for your half hour, you warmed to the thought of that didn't you? A glow came accross your cheeks. A flicker of fame perhaps? Your moment in the sun? I'd read it, of course I would. How could I follow you around if I didn't

"... basking in the light of the fifteen fame-filled minutes of the fanzine writer"

Can you see what it is yet?

 

[Ollessendro]

Apparently some of the shop owners and workers in Meadowhall are Wednesday fans. Best steer clear of the place just to be sure.

Mucker, that is a cracking point. Fucking Wednesday fans all over Meadowhall. I'll go to Barnsley shopping instead. Oh but hang on, Piggy Wilson used to be manager of the Dingles. Hence I should not go there. I might go to Rotherham. They hate Sheffielders. Fosters Garden centre in Rotherham, That's where I will go for my Saturday afternoons. I went to college with one of the Foster family and I am sure that none of them supported the pigs. Safe I can even look for a new shed. Perhaps they will out it up for me!?

 

[Bladesway]

And after all, when you are the KOC, you need to signal when you are being serious.

I would suggest that surely if you are indeed the true KOC, then you wouldn't need to spell anything out, it would just be known because you are indeed a legend in your own time.

Show us you are messiah!

 

[Trigger Blade]

One can only hope that in the absence of Lenners I shall be getting your undivided attention Trig.

I doff my imaginary cap in the direction of Bladesway, he's plenty for you to contend with without my occcasional intervention.

 

[davidpinder]

Mucker, that is a cracking point. Fucking Wednesday fans all over Meadowhall. I'll go to Barnsley shopping instead. Oh but hang on, Piggy Wilson used to be manager of the Dingles. Hence I should not go there. I might go to Rotherham. They hate Sheffielders. Fosters Garden centre in Rotherham, That's where I will go for my Saturday afternoons. I went to college with one of the Foster family and I am sure that none of them supported the pigs. Safe I can even look for a new shed. Perhaps they will out it up for me!?

But surely there is a good chance other piggies will be at fosters garden centre especially if united are at home then they will be away so there could be shed loads of them (excuse the pun).??? Does that not cause a problem? surely you don't want to be in the same shop as a pig.

 

[Devon Blade]

What i dont get if their is a good manager from anywhere who will take us back to the premier and keep us there don't care if hes a sodden martian, but this guy has resigned been asked to resign sacked or left every club hes been at cos hes focked every club hes been at, every club hes manged has gone to the pits relegated lost hes a nightmare what the hell are we doing, think the board need to be sectioned

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internet shopping easier

 

[S6 Blade]

Only 3 of the original arctic monkeys were pigs. The original bass player who was on the first album and is a blade. We had season tickets and went to nearly every match last season. He even did the half time draw a few seasons back. I know this cos he's my brother!

 

[Bladesway]

I doff my imaginary cap in the direction of Bladesway, he's plenty for you to contend with without my occcasional intervention.

Can I join your club Trig?

 

[Ollessendro]

Only 3 of the original arctic monkeys were pigs. The original bass player who was on the first album and is a blade. We had season tickets and went to nearly every match last season. He even did the half time draw a few seasons back. I know this cos he's my brother!

Alex Turner is a pig and that is what really matters. He is band.

But surely there is a good chance other piggies will be at fosters garden centre especially if united are at home then they will be away so there could be shed loads of them (excuse the pun).??? Does that not cause a problem? surely you don't want to be in the same shop as a pig.

Geez. I will not be able to do anything Dave. Can I completely avoid Wednesday fans? Would it be ridiculous of me to think that I cannot avoid Wednesday-ite's in South Yorkshire. I'll have to go walking in the dales or sumert ....

I doff my imaginary cap in the direction of Bladesway, he's plenty for you to contend with without my occcasional intervention.

Indeed

 

[Ollessendro]

Harry Maguire

Isn't he a pig? Fuck him. Wenesday bastard. I do not care how talented he is. He might be a rock solid defender, young lad and have lots of potential. But he is a pig. I for one will not be complaining if we short sightedly sell him for a fraction of his value this summer.

Apparently Sir Neil is interested in Piggy Maguire (see rumours section). If so, then let's shift the dirty Wednesdayite out. I'll drive him down in my car (playing dirty, Piggy Arctic Monkeys all the way to keep him happy).

 

[Lid]

Apparently Sir Neil is interested in Piggy Maguire (see rumours section). If so, then let's shift the dirty Wednesdayite out. I'll drive him down in my car (playing dirty, Piggy Arctic Monkeys all the way to keep him happy).

Ha ha I love the ironic humour in this thread but not everyone will get it because they're stupid and I'm nOt ha ha ha

 

[Guesty]

It's in it's infancy little Spanish predator, but yes there is: the Real Ale and Proper Football Alliance [RAPFA]. Current membership - 1

It's not a sine qua non but most of our members favour left of centre politics, listen avidly to Steely Dan and consider English literature the treasure-house of the written word.

I'm late and all that, but I'm a definite Lefty, have a Degree in English Lit, and I do love Steely Dan (though the later stuff is a harder listen). I love my Real Ale and never drink Lager, however I've given up all alcohol for the time being. Where does that put me?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Ha ha I love the ironic humour in this thread but not everyone will get it because they're stupid and I'm nOt ha ha ha

You don't understand the meaning of irony.

 

[Sensiblade]

You don't understand the meaning of irony.

Isn't it where you use a hot flat piece of metal to flatten creases in clothes??

 

[shorehamview]

You don't understand the meaning of irony.

Isn't it where you use a hot flat piece of metal to flatten creases in clothes??

Wrong. It's where you get a woman to use a hot flat piece of metal to attempt in a cack handed fashion to put at least three creases down the sleeves of your favourite shirt, the silly cow.

 

[Lid]

You don't understand the meaning of irony.

according to this thread irony is a crap joke no one gets

 

[Pinchy]

I'm late and all that, but I'm a definite Lefty, have a Degree in English Lit, and I do love Steely Dan (though the later stuff is a harder listen). I love my Real Ale and never drink Lager, however I've given up all alcohol for the time being. Where does that put me?

You can have honorary membership until you start quaffing again. Your credentials are otherwise impeccable but we can't allow dedicated tee-totallers. We'll review it in 12 months time. As a special dispensation you can drink still mineral water (none of that fizzy sparkling crap) at our first monthly meeting. Make sure you bring a good book for the reading hour, won't you?