Things you'd do if it meant Sander stayed.

[knowsnowt]

I'd nip myself really hard on a ball. Drawing a blood blister.
I'd also give him unlimited access to my nan whose so fucking puddled she has no Idea what's going on. No questions asked.

 

[DifferentClass]

I'd take a spitroasting from Tango and Farke.

 

[Bobby Boo]

I'd lick Margot Robbies armpit.

 

[Davalon]

I'd stop reading the Covid thread

 

[BadgersBigToe]

I’d move to Fir Vale

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Nah, fuck that….gerrim sold

 

[BrianBadonde]

Fuck him

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Hope not but i think he will go to Leeds, Currie Sab Hamson etc , Just handfire with the Berge Tattoos

 

[JackSUFC]

I'd lick Margot Robbies armpit.

Would you not do that anyway?

 

[Carlton Blade]

Watch him play

 

[Bobby Boo]

Would you not do that anyway?

My restraining order won't allow me within 25m of her.

 

[JackSUFC]

My restraining order won't allow me within 25m of her.

Ah I see mate. It’s always nice to meet another member of the club.

 

[SufcBilly]

I'd nip myself really hard on a ball. Drawing a blood blister.
I'd also give him unlimited access to my nan whose so fucking puddled she has no Idea what's going on. No questions asked.

Dangle my sack into a snooker pocket while Ronnie lined up a full box of reds.

 

[mattbianco1]

I'd lick Margot Robbies armpit.

I'd do that anyway to be fair

 

[BagsmanBilly]

I’d play a game of soggy biscuit with Marlon King and the loser gets a Mexican lawnmower

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

I'd get the fattest woman in England, force her to "run" 10km, then lick the sweat off her ass cheeks!

 

[cahill]

I'd nip myself really hard on a ball. Drawing a blood blister.
I'd also give him unlimited access to my nan whose so fucking puddled she has no Idea what's going on. No questions asked.

Once again, poetry my man, you’re a gifted individual. Err…about your Nan ….

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Was going to suggest a nice stationary set but looking at some of the other replies this may fall short.

 

[Grecian2000]

Nowt.

Happy if he stays, he might come good.
Happy if he goes, not really inspired me to Tony Currie style worship.

 

[Rodley]

I’d read every My Take post, twice

 

[knowsnowt]

I’d read every My Take post, twice

Wow. You win as Berge super fan.

 

[boss hog]

I'd welcome Hammond back with open arms.

 

[Rodley]

Wow. You win as Berge super fan.

As dc_blade is keen to point out (!), I used to call him Sandra Beige. However I’ve had an epiphany - not only is he a good lad but he’s a Rolls Royce of a footballer. Anyone would have looked garbage dropped into a system that stopped working in a new country during a pandemic.

UTBerge

 

[BrianBadonde]

I’d read every My Take post, twice

Fuck that, sell him.

 

[Davalon]

I’d move to Fir Vale

I wouldn't move to Fir Vale if it meant we'd sign Messi, Harland, and Mbappe....and I only live 5 fucking minutes away from it already