‘Shit’ as a measure of what £25m and £40k a week should have bought us. ‘Shit’ in the sense that Brentford paid £5m & £20k a week for Toney. ‘Shit’ in the sense of 7 goals in 60 games (Jon Stead scored 8 in 39). ‘Shit’ in the sense of ‘shit’ really.
To 90% of the British footballing world he’s a figure of fun. The remaining 10% who tolerate/rate him are made up of Swansea fans who welcome the attention of anyone with opposable thumbs & who isn’t in a sexual relationship with a sibling and a small group of Blades fans who think that despite all the signs to the contrary that he’ll ‘come good’ for us next year at 25 yrs old.
When you’ve got Rangers fans & commentators laughing at the idea of him being a goalscorer in the Scottish PL with the best side, it kind of says all that needs to be said.
Him & Brewster have cost us the best part of £50m, and have stunk the place out this season. Low & behold the pair of them are at Wembley today supporting Swansea.