Lunwank

[JOEYDEE]

Remember wilder once saying if you don't want to play for us your of so how is he still playing

Because Wilder ain't there anymore..
Seriously, I cannot see what any of the management/coaching staff see in him ?
He's just not interested at all, can't pass cant cross,can't tackle without fouling,
So just why is he in the team ???

 

[ComedyClub]

You know, if someone did that in the amateur football I play, the other players would tear them a new one.

Why are the other players tolerating this lack of effort?

Norwood looked to be avoiding passing him the ball.. Makes sense as to why we're significantly weaker on the right hand side.

Absolute fucking tosser.

 

[Guesty]

His entire reputation, such as it is, is built on a handful of goals and a Fantasy Football clerical error. Bollocks to him.

 

[Yogi]

You know, if someone did that in the amateur football I play, the other players would tear them a new one.

Why are the other players tolerating this lack of effort?

I think it’s safe to say that there’s no leaders in that side today despite whoever was given the armband

 

[Varkanoid]

Everytime he loses the ball even if its just outside the box he jogs back. Wish he would jog on.

 

[Pottedmeattoes]

no way should be near first team,how his he allowed choice of corners,free kicks,enough.

 

[Penny Black tart]

Shocking performance by him again. His passing was poor, his work rate none existent, his attitude irresponsible, so for me Heckingbottom and Tindall can follow Wilder out the door as they are selecting him, and in the process cheating others that could be given the opportunity.

 

[tonytonycurrie]

Quote Sky Sports ": WIDE! Lundstram is so lazy on the ball and caught out by Leeds, whose intensity would embarrass him here"

 

[Bladeloyal]

Wants dropping.

Preferably with a fucking shovel.

Builder blade here I've a great selection of shovels

 

[Rufus Smalls]

2020/21 Season - 0 Goals and 2 Assists, says it all really.

 

[metalblade]

I doubt I will watch any more games if Lundstam is on the team sheet, picking that cunt is taking the piss.

 

[wizadry]

How the flying fuck is he our set piece taker too. In fact have we even got anyone who can put a consistently decent delivery in? I don’t think we have which is embarrassing in itself.

 

[Varkanoid]

Norwood looked to be avoiding passing him the ball.. Makes sense as to why we're significantly weaker on the right hand side.

Norwood looked really miffed when he want off. Probably thinking how can Lunny still be on the pitch.

 

[Yogi]

2020/21 Season - 0 Goals and 2 Assists, says it all really.

I dunno there’s probably a lot more to say. I’d love to know the amount of times he’s given the ball away in dangerous positions. The amount of times he’s hit the first man from a set piece. The amount of times his man has scored against us. On today’s performance alone I’d imagine it doesn’t make for flattering reading never mind over the season.

 

[JackSUFC]

List of clubs queuing up for his signature has increased after another stellar performance from our box-to-box, all-action midfielder.

 

[gordoncharles]

During the second half Jim Beglin (yes, I couldn't believe he's still around, either) said "If Lundstram carries on like this he's going to become a liability".

I know he was talking about today's game but I loved the use of the future tense.

But... I wish people would stop moaning about him. I've said time and time again, it's not that he can't be arsed, he's just a third division player accidentally being selected in Premier League games. It's not surprising he looks atrocious.

Well done to him for getting paid so well for such little ability. Blame the entirety of United's coaching staff and especially the previous manager and this caretaker one.

It's not his fault he's been promoted waaaayyyy beyond his level.

 

[A Storm of Blades]

He’s like Dean Hammond except we can see the cunt.

I honestly wish his work was unseen.

 

[JoeG]

My biggest fear is him realising that no one is going to sign him, and ultimately signing a new contract with us

 

[Revolution]

During the second half Jim Beglin (yes, I couldn't believe he's still around, either) said "If Lundstram carries on like this he's going to become a liability".

I know he was talking about today's game but I loved the use of the future tense.

But... I wish people would stop moaning about him. I've said time and time again, it's not that he can't be arsed, he's just a third division player accidentally being selected in Premier League games. It's not surprising he looks atrocious.

Well done to him for getting paid so well for such little ability. Blame the entirety of United's coaching staff and especially the previous manager and this caretaker one.

It's not his fault he's been promoted waaaayyyy beyond his level.

No, that’s an insult to our poor players who do put a shift in.

Lundstram is not trying his best. It is manifestly obvious at this point.

 

[Niceguyeddie]

From now on if I see his name on the team sheet I'm doing something else for the next two hours

 

[Bobby Boo]

I'm not feeling much love for Big Johnny on here.

 

[1987]

From now on if I see his name on the team sheet I'm doing something else for the next two hours

Worst thing is, you just get the feeling hes one of the first names down.

I'm not feeling much love for Big Johnny on here.

Not trying is just unforgivable.

 

[JohnDenver]

I hereby cease my previous defence of Lundstram.

Golden rule... If you give the ball away, you fucking well get back goal-side of it ASAP and worry about being tired later.

Some players are still doing what they can. They deserve better, and performances like that are poisonous. With crowds in, it would have ended already. And that really shouldn’t matter.

 

[Davalon]

Maybe we're making him pay by playing him

He's hardly impressing any suitors with his performances and application.

 

[MalmoBlade]

Totally undroppable and had yet another full 90 minutes today. If the coaching staff think he's playing so well that he gets a full game each week, there should be no surprise we are being relegated.

Where's a DOF when you need one?

 

[BladeTillIDie]

I remember Matt Kilgallon conducting himself the exact same way when he wanted out. That prick got off lightly in the estimations of the supporters.
Lundstram however, is even worse. He's roughly on a par with Jug Eared Cunt for me, which is quite an undertaking.

Jug eared cunt

 

[BladeTillIDie]

I remember a couple of certain posters on here sticking up for the wonderful Lundstram.
I am now convinced they're Lundstram himself, his agent or his family because even they never slate him on any of these threads when 99% of Blades are allover social media.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Can't believe how many times he had given the ball away and had a slow jog back

It's the jogging that really boils my piss.

 

[Keen Blade]

Lundercunt

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Jug eared cunt

As he's known to his parents.