Lunwank

[ComedyClub]

Please.. Heckingbottom/Prince/Whoever has the power...

PLEASE GET SHUT OF THIS ABSOLUTE FUCKING CLOWN.

Abysmal, embarrassing and quite honestly insulting that this waste of spunk still STILL plays after absolutely piss poor and heartless performances.

Offer the cunt a freddo to stay, call it 15k to fuck off ASAP.

 

[BonnyBlade]

Never one to knock players but really what's the point of playing a player who doesn't want to be there wouldn't it be better to play one of the up and coming youngsters who are doing well at u23 u18s

 

[ComedyClub]

Never one to knock players but really what's the point of playing a player who doesn't want to be there wouldn't it be better to play one of the up and coming youngsters who are doing well at u23 u18s

Gone past the point now. I honestly hate him. I hate his face, I hate his attitude and I absolutely hate the fact the cunt is STILL involved in the first team. Sticking him with the U18s' would be bad for the U18s'.

Stick him on dog shit duty.. He knows what it looks like with his performances this season.

 

[BonnyBlade]

Remember wilder once saying if you don't want to play for us your of so how is he still playing

 

[ComedyClub]

Remember wilder once saying if you don't want to play for us your of so how is he still playing

I remember wilder saying we'd just had our best transfer window in history.. Guy chats shit sometimes.

 

[BladeTillIDie]

How many fucking free kicks not beat first man???!?

 

[Drunk blade]

Can't believe how many times he had given the ball away and had a slow jog back

 

[Karlos]

2 free kicks and 1 corner in the last 5 mins .none of them beat the first man.

 

[Weasel]

2 free kicks and 1 corner in the last 5 mins .none of them beat the first man.

Embarrassing.

 

[ComedyClub]

How many fucking free kicks not beat first man???!?

Can't believe how many times he had given the ball away and had a slow jog back

2 free kicks and 1 corner in the last 5 mins .none of them beat the first man.

LITERALLY.. It's been the same case over and over and over and over again. He's a genuine embarrassment.

 

[wizadry]

What a full weight wanker he really is and I’ve never called any of our players that, I can’t abide the cunt!

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

Wants dropping.

Preferably with a fucking shovel.

 

[TCsLoveChild]

Please.. Heckingbottom/Prince/Whoever has the power...

PLEASE GET SHUT OF THIS ABSOLUTE FUCKING CLOWN.

Abysmal, embarrassing and quite honestly insulting that this waste of spunk still STILL plays after absolutely piss poor and heartless performances.

Offer the cunt a freddo to stay, call it 15k to fuck off ASAP.

I’m not having that, no way is he that good. UTB

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Seeing Ampadu go flying past Lundstram after he'd hit the first man with a free kick and proceeded to jog back has put a real dampener on my day.

I'd given him the benefit of the doubt longer than most but I watched him closely today and his application when we (often he) lose the ball is atrocious.

No longer fit to pull on our Red and White stripes and in my opinion should never play for us again.

Edit - I should also credit Ampadu for his part in that. He's a young lad who makes mistakes but gives his all for United, if only they all did.

 

[TJB.]

Whatever XI we put out, we have an unfortunate mix of grafters, shirkers, young uns and old 'uns.

I'd rather see a grafter who isn't quite good enough for the Premier League than watch Lundstram play, who shall henceforth be known as Queen of the Shirkers.

A totally unacceptable performance from a professional footballer. I'm astounded he lasted the full 90.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Whatever XI we put out, we have an unfortunate mix of grafters, shirkers, young uns and old 'uns.

I'd rather see a grafter who isn't quite good enough for the Premier League than watch Lundstram play, who shall henceforth be known as Queen of the Shirkers.

A totally unacceptable performance from a professional footballer. I'm astounded he lasted the full 90.

He’s like Dean Hammond except we can see the cunt.

 

[metalblade]

I would usually feel bad saying something like this but can't someone just snap him in half?

 

[ComedyClub]

I would usually feel bad saying something like this but can't someone just snap him in half?

Happily... I'd happily do it.. Guys a proper Whopper.

 

[Yogi]

Just pay him up can’t be much left on his deal he wants out and we need to move on. Just put a body in there till the end of the season someone who will run at least.

 

[bypassblade]

I hate knocking our players but Lunny needs dropping, off Beachy Head.

 

[tonytonycurrie]

Utter cunt. Why play him? WTF IS GOING ON?

 

[JoeG]

How two different managers have watched Lundstram this season and decided he warrants a starting place is beyond me

 

[Nine Inch Nalis]

I remember Matt Kilgallon conducting himself the exact same way when he wanted out. That prick got off lightly in the estimations of the supporters.
Lundstram however, is even worse. He's roughly on a par with Jug Eared Cunt for me, which is quite an undertaking.

 

[tonytonycurrie]

Poisoning our team.

 

[1987]

I actually find it offensive to watch him. What with him refusing a contract and thus seemingly thinking he's better than us.

No good can come from him being anywhere near the first team, id personally just tell him to stay at home and see his contract out there.

 

[Yogi]

Norwood noticeably took the worse option several times today in order to avoid passing him the ball so the players know what’s going on

 

[Ernest]

I hope he remains as a free agent after eventually leaving us and never gets another club.

I didn’t like him in the Championship, I didn’t like him during his little ‘purple patch’ last season and I certainly don’t fucking like him now.

Get this fraud out of our Club.

 

[metalblade]

Seeing Ampadu go flying past Lundstram after he'd hit the first man with a free kick and proceeded to jog back has put a real dampener on my day.

I'd given him the benefit of the doubt longer than most but I watched him closely today and his application when we (often he) lose the ball is atrocious.

No longer fit to pull on our Red and White stripes and in my opinion should never play for us again.

Edit - I should also credit Ampadu for his part in that. He's a young lad who makes mistakes but gives his all for United, if only they all did.

I noticed that too unbelievable

 

[Revolution]

You know, if someone did that in the amateur football I play, the other players would tear them a new one.

Why are the other players tolerating this lack of effort?

 

[Stewy]

I know we're down .. I know we are shite .. but come on board , managers ...we are suffering enough without having to watch lundstrum trot about ... Please get him the fuck out of the club now ... It's gone beyond a joke , poor mark duffy was shipped out... This cunt dosent want be here ...
Midfield in general fleck , norwood , rodwell , lundstrum , osborn , berge....

There lies our problem .... But he is the main cause .. rodwell has had s better season , and he hasn't even kicked a ball...