You sound convinced we're going down. We wont' go down. We're only two wins off 17th. That's three days.
I am convinced. Who are these two wins going to come against? We've played all three promoted sides, plus a bunch of sides we took four points off last season (Wolves, Villa, Arsenal, Chelsea, West Ham) and come away with a solitary point. We've regressed alarmingly.
Look at it this way. Last season, we finished 20 points above relegation. That seems like an almost insurmountable gap, doesn't it? Yet if we compare last season to this:
Wolves - H - Last season Won - This season lost - minus 3 points
Aston Villa - A - Last season Drew - This season lost - minus 1 point
Leeds (replacing Bournemouth) - H - Last season won -This season Lost - minus 3 points
Arsenal - A - Last Season Drew - This season lost - minus 1 point
Fulham (replacing Norwich) - H - Last season won - this season drew - minus 2 points
Liverpool - A - Last season Lost - This season Lost - no change
Manchester City - H - Last season Lost - This season Lost - no change
Chelsea - A - Last season drew - This season Lost - minus 1 point
West Ham - H - Last Season Won - This Season Lost - Minus 3 points
West Brom (replacing Watford) - A - Last Season Drew - This Season Lost - minus 1 point
So by my quick back-of-a-fag-packet maths, we're down an incredible 15 points on the equivalent fixtures last season. We've got a worse result, where possible (i.e. not including the games we lost last season) in every single game so far.