CONFIRMED Rhian Brewster

[Rodley]

one last call for the ITKers...

ArcticRiz
BanderSerge
Sunjihi
His Royal Highness Richard Cadette

 

[Greg.]

video begins with the back of chris wilders head sat at his desk in front of a computer, scrolling and staring into an S24SU abyss, chuckling to himself at the Brewster thread and all of the tits on there (entendre intended).

Camera zoomed on to the keyboard, he begins to type out each letter...

“D O N E D E A L” and hits Enter

the camera zooms to the computer screen...

Richard Cadette
Active Member
A moment ago:
Done Deal

Chris sits back in his chair and exhales deeply, a smirk on his face.

A voice from nowhere appears “absolutely buzzing boss”, the camera pans to a delighted Rhian stood facing Chris in front of his desk, “welcome rhian” chris replies, shaking his hand firmly, before passing over an ice cold moretti which they clink together in celebration

Brilliant!

 

[S6 Blade]

Is this the longest thread of apotential signing?!

the real worry is the lack of concrete inside information. My confidence in us getting this signing done is waining again.


At least with the Maupay thread we had Oli McBurnie to fall back on!

 

[LudlamBlade]

Can't be today, media guy has been for his birthday din dins so he's definitely not had time to make the 3hr epic announcement video that this clearly requires

 

[Boxer Blade]

I remember interviewing a chap, and the first question was:

Me: "How did you prepare for today?"
Him: "Erm. I didn't." Lightbulb goes on in his head
Him: "I was going to prepare..." Lightbulb goes off again
Him: "...but then I didn't".
Me: "OK, thanks."

Was the job for an electrician

 

[blade too long]

That seems a stretch tbh. There might well even be a clause saying they can't buy him back and sell him on within a year. Or if they do, we'd get a share of profit. Who knows. Don't worry.

Where's the risk we give 25m
Return 15 m at worse
15m mark up would please most businesses

 

[MobileBlade]

Nixon saying he was heading over Woodhead Pass is hardly going quiet....

4 Guarantees in life:

• You are born
• You die
• You pay taxes
• You get stuck behind a lorry when going over the Woodhead

 

[Greg.]

Liverpool squad announced in 45 mins

 

[essexblade73]

I really cant be fcked with brewdog anymore, if we do get him he'd better bang them in from the off as well

 

[McGrath]

4 Guarantees in life:

• You are born
• You die
• You pay taxes
• You get stuck behind a lorry when going over the Woodhead

They've double white lined virtually all the decent over taking points now as well

 

[Blackestnite]

We still 1/20, Palace shortened into 10/1.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Where's the risk we give 25m
Return 15 m at worse
15m mark up would please most businesses

They don't have to buy him back at £40m. They have the option to.
So if he's good, we could get £15m profit, or he might not work out and we sell him for £10m to somebody else.
So, there's a risk. Calculated risk, exactly same as any other player purchase.

 

[247Blade]

Hope it happens... or we've all been reading this bollox for nothing

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

They've double white lined virtually all the decent over taking points now as well

What? The bits that let you get past and stuck behind the next lorry??? Grrrrrr

 

[metalblade]

He turned left at the Flouch Inn to pick up the lad from Huddersfield double announcement later

 

[Bearlie]

How hard is it to sign on the dotted line ?
He should have a knack for it after spending a few years in Liverpool..

 

[Wax Eater]

Dammit, I meant southeast. Towards town. As in: towards a spectacular landing in the Bramall Lane car park.

It was a big red and white one and all. Bit obvious if you ask me

That is the exact same one I saw

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Since we're trying to get this baby to 350:

When my dad worked at Sheffield city council he interviewed someone for a job and his first question was "What makes you think you'd be suited for this position?"

The bloke replied "Ummm...could you remind me what the position involves?"

My dad said, "No, I don't think that would be appropriate." They sat in silence for a minute and then the guy got up and left.

Aye
I've hated your dad ever since

 

[dc_blade]

Aye
I've hated your dad ever since

Mum?

 

[Greg.]

We still 1/20, Palace shortened into 10/1.

That's pretty tight
You can get better odds on Man City to finish top 4 this season

 

[Harryjohnson]

video begins with the back of chris wilders head sat at his desk in front of a computer, scrolling and staring into an S24SU abyss, chuckling to himself at the Brewster thread and all of the tits on there (entendre intended).

Camera zoomed on to the keyboard, he begins to type out each letter...

“D O N E D E A L” and hits Enter

the camera zooms to the computer screen...

Richard Cadette
Active Member
A moment ago:
Done Deal

Chris sits back in his chair and exhales deeply, a smirk on his face.

A voice from nowhere appears “absolutely buzzing boss”, the camera pans to a delighted Rhian stood facing Chris in front of his desk, “welcome rhian” chris replies, shaking his hand firmly, before passing over an ice cold moretti which they clink together in celebration

That would be the single greatest signing video I ever

 

[Kenilworth]

Can't be today, media guy has been for his birthday din dins so he's definitely not had time to make the 3hr epic announcement video that this clearly requires

Meks me angry, that.

Has he never been to King Kev’s Caribbean Spice, on London Road?

 

[Droppingwell]

Come on then you fuckers, let's have some guesses (and a thinly veiled attempt to push us towards 350).

Does he sign:
a) by the end of today
b) by the end of tomorrow
c) by the end of the window
d) not at all

I'm going for a firm b. If someone else feels the same, that means we have a firm pair of b's. And y'know... HR will have to get involved.

I was confident yesterday and this morning, but now with the Twitter rumours that Fulham are in for him I think he will go there.

So was a C and now D. I really hope I am wrong as I think he will be ideal for us.

 

[robbiez666]

Does anyone remember when we signed John Ebbrell and he was the best footballer they'd every seen for 45 minutes but then got injured and never played again?

 

[LudlamBlade]

Excitement levels restored

 

[Bladesman]

Excitement levels restored

Looks like we are not signing Harry Wilson then.

 

[Beans]

Does anyone remember when we signed John Ebbrell and he was the best footballer they'd every seen for 45 minutes but then got injured and never played again?

Cheer up Robbie!

 

[bongleblade]

Looks like we are not signing Harry Wilson then.

no, just Brewster AND Shaqiri

 

[Niceguyeddie]

Does anyone remember when we signed John Ebbrell and he was the best footballer they'd every seen for 45 minutes but then got injured and never played again?

What a 45 mins though

 

[Rodley]

Meks me angry, that.

Has he never been to King Kev’s Caribbean Spice, on London Road?

Got steam out my ears that no one has mentioned the Kurdistan Grill across the road. Bloody delicious there.