CONFIRMED Rhian Brewster

[Tarqs]

I can see a manager of Scotty Parkers ability and suave pitch-side dress sense lending itself to a player of Brewsters quality.

 

[Scarebus]

I can see a manager of Scotty Parkers ability and suave pitch-side dress sense lending itself to a player of Brewsters quality.

Klopp rates him.

Not happening anyway, we've got a dossier and everything.

 

[dc_blade]

I once went to a job interview and when asked why I wanted to work at Pinders I said "because I've heard of it".

I was 17 and didn't get the job.

Since we're trying to get this baby to 350:

When my dad worked at Sheffield city council he interviewed someone for a job and his first question was "What makes you think you'd be suited for this position?"

The bloke replied "Ummm...could you remind me what the position involves?"

My dad said, "No, I don't think that would be appropriate." They sat in silence for a minute and then the guy got up and left.

 

[Patrick Fletcher]

A

 

[Wax Eater]

I've just seen a helicopter flying over Stockport, which was heading East. I'm sure I could see Brewster in it.

 

[Pandev]

LudlamBlade we need updates god dammit

 

[bongleblade]

The signing video absolutely has to reference this thread doesn’t it?! 300+ pages for the Brewdog and he’s barely even arrived in Sheffield yet

video begins with the back of chris wilders head sat at his desk in front of a computer, scrolling and staring into an S24SU abyss, chuckling to himself at the Brewster thread and all of the tits on there (entendre intended).

Camera zoomed on to the keyboard, he begins to type out each letter...

“D O N E D E A L” and hits Enter

the camera zooms to the computer screen...

Richard Cadette
Active Member
A moment ago:
Done Deal

Chris sits back in his chair and exhales deeply, a smirk on his face.

A voice from nowhere appears “absolutely buzzing boss”, the camera pans to a delighted Rhian stood facing Chris in front of his desk, “welcome rhian” chris replies, shaking his hand firmly, before passing over an ice cold moretti which they clink together in celebration

 

[Blade for Sale]

I'm getting a few thousand of these printed when the fucker finally signs.

 

[Bladesman]

LudlamBlade we need updates god dammit

I think he has just been arrested for stalking Stephen Bettis.

 

[Scarebus]

video begins with the back of chris wilders head sat at his desk in front of a computer, scrolling and staring into an S24SU abyss, chuckling to himself at the Brewster thread and all of the tits on there (entendre intended).

Camera zoomed on to the keyboard, he begins to type out each letter...

“D O N E D E A L” and hits Enter

the camera zooms to the computer screen...

Richard Cadette
Active Member
A moment ago:
Done Deal

Chris sits back in his chair and exhales deeply, a smirk on his face.

A voice from nowhere appears “absolutely buzzing boss”, the camera pans to a delighted Rhian stood facing Chris in front of his desk, “welcome rhian” chris replies, shaking his hand firmly, before passing over an ice cold moretti which they clink together in celebration

Wilder removes his mask to reveal the real Richard Cadette & chuckles to himself.

#Inception music#

 

[Booker4]

Come on then you fuckers, let's have some guesses (and a thinly veiled attempt to push us towards 350).

Does he sign:
a) by the end of today
b) by the end of tomorrow
c) by the end of the window
d) not at all

I'm going for a firm b. If someone else feels the same, that means we have a firm pair of b's. And y'know... HR will have to get involved.

Would have said B or C yesterday, but less confident today, its gone quiet other than rumours of our friends from Fulham having an interest. So D now.

 

[Torrix1889]

Would have said B or C yesterday, but less confident today, its gone quiet other than rumours of our friends from Fulham having an interest. So D now.

Nixon saying he was heading over Woodhead Pass is hardly going quiet....

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Nixon saying he was heading over Woodhead Pass is hardly going quiet....

Yeah, but in which direction?

 

[LudlamBlade]

Shut up you buggers I'm hiding in Bettis' privet trying to keep a low profile bloody hell

 

[BelgianBlade]

I've just seen a helicopter flying over Stockport, which was heading East. I'm sure I could see Brewster in it.

And I’ve just seen a helicopter flying low, southwest over Crookes. Just putting 2 and 4 together here... ️

 

[blades95]

And I’ve just seen a helicopter flying low, southwest over Crookes. Just putting 2 and 4 together here...

It took off from Manchester City Airport and landed on the heliport in Shirecliffe

 

[Houso]

video begins with the back of chris wilders head sat at his desk in front of a computer, scrolling and staring into an S24SU abyss, chuckling to himself at the Brewster thread and all of the tits on there (entendre intended).

Camera zoomed on to the keyboard, he begins to type out each letter...

“D O N E D E A L” and hits Enter

the camera zooms to the computer screen...

Richard Cadette
Active Member
A moment ago:
Done Deal

Chris sits back in his chair and exhales deeply, a smirk on his face.

A voice from nowhere appears “absolutely buzzing boss”, the camera pans to a delighted Rhian stood facing Chris in front of his desk, “welcome rhian” chris replies, shaking his hand firmly, before passing over an ice cold moretti which they clink together in celebration

Wonderful. Can he walk away with a limp that slowly disappears too?

 

[Torrix1889]

Suppose we will get a clue of sorts around 18.45 when the Liverpool team is announced v Arsenal

 

[Houso]

Suppose we will get a clue of sorts around 18.45 when the Liverpool team is announced v Arsenal

Only if he's in it really. He's not been playing in their cup games anyway.

 

[SufcBilly]

Only if he's in it really. He's not been playing in their cup games anyway.

If he didn’t play against Lincoln he’s definitely not playing against Arsenal

 

[Large Mendonca]

He's here lads:-

 

[Muttley]

It's getting ridiculous now. It's nearly as bad as a Corrie storyline, going on and on and on. Gerrit chuffin sorted ffs.

 

[dc_blade]

Shut up you buggers I'm hiding in Bettis' privet trying to keep a low profile bloody hell

Changing your profile shows commitment to the thread above and beyond the call of duty. When* Brewster signs and we do the traditional End of Thread Awards, you'll be in the running for Posters' Poster of the Thread.



* if

 

[Maidenhead]

I'm getting a few thousand of these printed when IF the fucker finally signs.

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Sorted it for you

 

[themaninblack]

I have followed this thread from the start, come rain or shine, through work and days off, I have been here.
Just needed to get this post out there, to be part of the magic...

 

[BelgianBlade]

And I’ve just seen a helicopter flying low, southwest over Crookes. Just putting 2 and 4 together here...

It took off from Manchester City Airport and landed on the heliport in Shirecliffe

Dammit, I meant southeast. Towards town. As in: towards a spectacular landing in the Bramall Lane car park.

It was a big red and white one and all. Bit obvious if you ask me

 

[RegBlade]

Shut up you buggers I'm hiding in Bettis' privet trying to keep a low profile bloody hell

As long as you're not with more than 5 other people you'll be reet

 

[Rodley]

video begins with the back of chris wilders head sat at his desk in front of a computer, scrolling and staring into an S24SU abyss, chuckling to himself at the Brewster thread and all of the tits on there (entendre intended).

Camera zoomed on to the keyboard, he begins to type out each letter...

“D O N E D E A L” and hits Enter

the camera zooms to the computer screen...

Richard Cadette
Active Member
A moment ago:
Done Deal

Chris sits back in his chair and exhales deeply, a smirk on his face.

A voice from nowhere appears “absolutely buzzing boss”, the camera pans to a delighted Rhian stood facing Chris in front of his desk, “welcome rhian” chris replies, shaking his hand firmly, before passing over an ice cold moretti which they clink together in celebration

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

I have followed this thread from the start, come rain or shine, through work and days off, I have been here.
Just needed to get this post out there, to be part of the magic...

I haven't followed it at all. I just look at the last message from time to time to see if there's any reaction or just general killing time til Brewster goes to Fulham stuff.

 

[Geordie Blade]

Since we're trying to get this baby to 350:

When my dad worked at Sheffield city council he interviewed someone for a job and his first question was "What makes you think you'd be suited for this position?"

The bloke replied "Ummm...could you remind me what the position involves?"

My dad said, "No, I don't think that would be appropriate." They sat in silence for a minute and then the guy got up and left.

I remember interviewing a chap, and the first question was:

Me: "How did you prepare for today?"
Him: "Erm. I didn't." Lightbulb goes on in his head
Him: "I was going to prepare..." Lightbulb goes off again
Him: "...but then I didn't".
Me: "OK, thanks."