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To separate the wheat from the chaff, true Unitedites from the fake ones, here’s a simple confession that should help you to decide as to on what side of the fence you belong:

A) CW is God. B) Critizing some of the moves the club has taken, mostly with regards to the transfers, is a sin punishable by death.

Anyone not willing to subscribe to these statements may, at their own peril, say so below, as we are all for free speech – but will instantely be pronounced a Wednesdayite, Dingle, just otherwise a hecking fickle character, and over all not a true supporter of the Blades.

Should some past supporter ever had criticised the club, he shall be deemed guilty of this very same transgression, and if possible, his/her grave to be opened for public humiliation.

Anyways, let me see your true colours! Do you subscibe to the creed or not? A or B? I thought I was all for Blades, but found out that I’m not. Shit.
 



I think the problem here is you're under the impression that valid criticism isn't accepted. It is. I've criticised Wilder and the team plenty for post-lockdown performances but I also did it with respect to the context of the club's position and the stunning progress it's made.

You on the other hand have churned out searing hot take likes "if you have IBS you can't be a pro footballer" (paraphrasing), and then when someone mocked you for it you went off on a random tangent about LGBT posts.

Nobody's saying you can't criticise Wilder, they're saying your posts are genuinely bizarre.
 



To separate the wheat from the chaff, true Unitedites from the fake ones, here’s a simple confession that should help you to decide as to on what side of the fence you belong:

A) CW is God. B) Critizing some of the moves the club has taken, mostly with regards to the transfers, is a sin punishable by death.

Anyone not willing to subscribe to these statements may, at their own peril, say so below, as we are all for free speech – but will instantely be pronounced a Wednesdayite, Dingle, just otherwise a hecking fickle character, and over all not a true supporter of the Blades.

Should some past supporter ever had criticised the club, he shall be deemed guilty of this very same transgression, and if possible, his/her grave to be opened for public humiliation.

Anyways, let me see your true colours! Do you subscibe to the creed or not? A or B? I thought I was all for Blades, but found out that I’m not. Shit.
We are all united supporters. Old subject new Title to post, back in the day we called them “Clappers“ and ”Slashers“.
 
I think the problem here is you're under the impression that valid criticism isn't accepted. It is. --

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Nobody's saying you can't criticise Wilder, they're saying your posts are genuinely bizarre.

Nope, to able to be validly criticising anything to do with SUFC has for a long time been a
privilege granted to only some posters, including you, not your average joe. Saw it long before I ever first posted anything here.

I am genuinely bizarre, as evidenced by many of my messages here. But there shouldn't be anything bizarre in saying that the transfer window before the summer last was actually dire and mismanaged, or If CW says that this current one is his best transfer window in the club, he is speaking bollocks, or If deluded or forced to say so.
 
To separate the wheat from the chaff, true Unitedites from the fake ones, here’s a simple confession that should help you to decide as to on what side of the fence you belong:

A) CW is God. B) Critizing some of the moves the club has taken, mostly with regards to the transfers, is a sin punishable by death.

Anyone not willing to subscribe to these statements may, at their own peril, say so below, as we are all for free speech – but will instantely be pronounced a Wednesdayite, Dingle, just otherwise a hecking fickle character, and over all not a true supporter of the Blades.

Should some past supporter ever had criticised the club, he shall be deemed guilty of this very same transgression, and if possible, his/her grave to be opened for public humiliation.

Anyways, let me see your true colours! Do you subscibe to the creed or not? A or B? I thought I was all for Blades, but found out that I’m not. Shit.
Time to stop drinking that Siberian home brew. I’m a blades fan.I don’t feel the need to prove myself to you, or anyone else.
 
Reminds me of a few years ago when me and a mate settled down in a Kelham Island pub.

Two seemingly normal 40ish couples were sat at the next table.

After a few minutes one of the blokes turns to us and says, 'would you mind joining our discussion that we've been having....would you prefer to burn to death or freeze to death

All four sat with deadpan anticipated faces as me and my mate looked at each other.

After struggling to engage us, he then asked if we would prefer to lose sense of touch or sight.

Usually polite in these types of situations I had no choice but to ask whether he would prefer to sit next to oddballs in the pub asking silly questions, or next to people kept themselves to themselves.

Did the trick thankfully.

Not sure if it will work on this thread though.
 
Reminds me of a few years ago when me and a mate settled down in a Kelham Island pub.

Two seemingly normal 40ish couples were sat at the next table.

After a few minutes one of the blokes turns to us and says, 'would you mind joining our discussion that we've been having....would you prefer to burn to death or freeze to death

All four sat with deadpan anticipated faces as me and my mate looked at each other.

After struggling to engage us, he then asked if we would prefer to lose sense of touch or sight.

Usually polite in these types of situations I had no choice but to ask whether he would prefer to sit next to oddballs in the pub asking silly questions, or next to people kept themselves to themselves.

Did the trick thankfully.

Not sure if it will work on this thread though.

That was you? Rude bastard, I was just trying to be friendly.
 
Ah another semi-cryptic OP, I love these....

Anyway, I don't think CW is god, but I do have faith that we'll be ok this season.

It's a good job the forum wasn't around when Bassett got us promoted to Division 1 in 1990. Can you imagine the meltdown when we'd only got 4 points and no wins from the first 16 games?
 



Ah another semi-cryptic OP, I love these....

Anyway, I don't think CW is god, but I do have faith that we'll be ok this season.

It's a good job the forum wasn't around when Bassett got us promoted to Division 1 in 1990. Can you imagine the meltdown when we'd only got 4 points and no wins from the first 16 games?

Literally the season we got promoted we had the exact same thing. We'd finished poorly, spotty form, and started the season with a 3 losses out of 4, Swansea, Boro and Hull on pens in the league cup.

We were going to struggle, not good enough, everyone had us sussed, in a relegation scrap.

Then we signed Norwood, Egan and Henderson settled, and we went up.

People should hold fire.
 

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