“Facebook Blade” groups

[XM657]

There’s your answer. He had two chances last night he should’ve put away. He then proceeded to run up to the penalty with no effort, no real power in the strike, and would you believe it he missed.

You can talk about how many ‘ariel duels’ he wins, but at then end of the day, no one’s ever there to pick up the scraps or feed off a flick on and make something of these chances. We also adapt to hoof ball whenever he’s on the pitch, which we can’t fucking play and never could. I’d honestly want him as far away from the first 11 as possible and nothing can change my opinion, he’s absolutely fucking useless.

 

[alcoblade]

Whenever I've venture into the rabbit hole that is Facebook I quickly realized why I'm not on it and never will be.
There's so many illiterate morons posting complete shite on there, people who cannot use basic English and who's spelling and misuse of basic words just beggars belief!

It’s easy to cut it out though. There’s some great stuff on FB. And it’s a good way to keep in touch. Just don’t follow anything that pisses you off.

 

[BushBlade]

Whenever I've venture into the rabbit hole that is Facebook I quickly realized why I'm not on it and never will be.
There's so many illiterate morons posting complete shite on there, people who cannot use basic English and who's spelling and misuse of basic words just beggars belief!

Realised. Whose.

 

[1987]

Now I’m only in a select few of the so-called “Facebook Blade” groups (purely because the majority of the people in there are thick as shit, but the absolutely uproar at McBurnie after he missed that penalty. Jesus Christ, some are going off like he shagged their dead dog.

They really arent limited to Facebook mate, as i think youve now seen.

Usual suspects, kicking and screaming convinced theyve found their scapegoat. Totally and utterly lost.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Blade2Blade is literal rock bottom.

There was a guy on there the other day threatening to kick the shit out of whoever grassed up the fake sufc.tv site to the club. He obviously didn't know who it was who'd done it, but kept accusing random people of being grasses and threatening to come back the UK to kick the shit out of them!

He also kept stating that the site wasn't his and he had nothing to do with it.

It was most entertaining!

 

[Danetheblade]

There was a guy on there the other day threatening to kick the shit out of whoever grassed up the fake sufc.tv site to the club. He obviously didn't know who it was who'd done it, but kept accusing random people of being grasses and threatening to come back the UK to kick the shit out of them!

He also kept stating that the site wasn't his and he had nothing to do with it!

It was most entertaining!

Saw that one myself lmfao. Was amusing and provided me a good night's worth of laughs.

 

[XM657]

There’s your answer. He had two chances last night he should’ve put away. He then proceeded to run up to the penalty with no effort, no real power in the strike, and would you believe it he missed.

You can talk about how many ‘ariel duels’ he wins, but at then end of the day, no one’s ever there to pick up the scraps or feed off a flick on and make something of these chances. We also adapt to hoof ball whenever he’s on the pitch, which we can’t fucking play and never could. I’d honestly want him as far away from the first 11 as possible and nothing can change my opinion, he’s absolutely fucking useless.

I watched the team warm up pre match and he didn't seem bothered compared with his team mates. Strange really, as the warm up is important for a players safety/none injury.
On the short sprint,15 -20 mts., warm up, he hadn't completed one run when the return run started so he was in the lead on the return but finished last. The following run was the last of that exercise, where he gave up half way, walking the last few meters.
The penalty take, for a striker, who should be thrilled to get the chance to score, was pathetic it mirrored the enthusiasm in the warm up.

 

[BushBlade]

There was a guy on there the other day threatening to kick the shit out of whoever grassed up the fake sufc.tv site to the club. He obviously didn't know who it was who'd done it, but kept accusing random people of being grasses and threatening to come back the UK to kick the shit out of them!

He also kept stating that the site wasn't his and he had nothing to do with it.

It was most entertaining!

Should have told him Curtis Woodhouse did it.

 

[PokerBlade]

Similar things are said on here, to a lesser degree.

Social media gives the mentally weak, bullied at school types a voice they can’t use in the real world.

You get the odd poster one here who's that bad but on Facebook groups it's almost unreadable because the idiots have everyone outnumbered. The only one I followed for a while was the infamous livestream group, and I couldn't even bring myself to post in that for the sheer volume of stupidity. It's not just football on there, it's the majority of the groups I've tried. As frustrating as I can find S24SU after a defeat if you spend a few minutes scrolling through the group I mentioned you'll realise what a good job the admin on here have done.

 

[Birley Blade]

I watched the team warm up pre match and he didn't seem bothered compared with his team mates. Strange really, as the warm up is important for a players safety/none injury.
On the short sprint,15 -20 mts., warm up, he hadn't completed one run when the return run started so he was in the lead on the return but finished last. The following run was the last of that exercise, where he gave up half way, walking the last few meters.
The penalty take, for a striker, who should be thrilled to get the chance to score, was pathetic it mirrored the enthusiasm in the warm up.

I don’t know how anyone can give him any credit or want him to lead the line for our club. We have to resort to LAUNCHING it upfield and it’s such draining football because it’s guaranteed nothings gonna come of it.

It’s really starting to fuck me off that he’s starting so often, especially when people say he’s ‘unplayable’ and ‘puts himself about’. He strolls around like Jose Baxter half the time and is constantly out of position when we play our usual style. I honestly don’t see any quality in him whatsoever, he needs benching. He never looks like he gives a fuck either, winds me up no end.

 

[Chabuddy G]

You can't look at those post lockdown performances against Arsenal, Spurs and Chelsea and tell me he's not a good player.

It's a fucking thankless task playing virtually isolated upfront. He does as well as he possibly can, and Lewandowski couldn't do much better.

 

[Dkc]

Penalties are a matter of luck. You basically need to hit the target and hope the keeper doesn't guess the right way. In most cases they go in. McBurnie's shot wasn't particularly bad but the keeper got down to it. If it had gone in you can guarantee the commentator would have said 'cool as a cucumber' or some such drivel.

Osborn's pen was a whisker away from smashing against the woodwork or clearing the bar. But because it went in, it was described as a fantastic strike.

I'm not going to slag off anyone for missing a pen as long as it's on target and hit with a bit of pace

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Shouldn't we all be sat in a circle on chairs for this one..........

 

[Snake]

Blades Facebook groups. There's your answer.

Keyboard warriors.

I've seen two people this week calling people cunts who would absolutely shit themselves if confronted in real life by those they're calling.

Keyboard warriors are the worst of the worst. Usually the runt of the litter who cant get a bird and wouldn't say boo to a goose in real life. I've had it in years gone by with my kids. One person absolutely shit hissen when I knocked on the door to confront him.

 

[bartman]

Just a shame he misses every chance he gets. You keep telling yourself all the best strikers miss chances as an excuse for when he doesn’t put away a sitter (like the 2 last night). Couldn’t hit a barn door that sorry excuse of a striker, if he can’t score a penalty from 12 yards he’s got no chance. 1 goal we’ve scored in 4PL fixtures. Keep playing McBurnie and the longball that follows and it’ll still be 1 goal after 10 PL fixtures.

Keep taking those happy pills

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

I'm getting an irony vibe from this thread.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

The goals McBurnie scored last season (6)
Came in 4 victories
1 draw and
1 defeat
Contributing to 13 points
I’d accept that and a few more again (10 ) this season once everyone else chipped in with a few

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

Whenever I've venture into the rabbit hole that is Facebook I quickly realized why I'm not on it and never will be.
There's so many illiterate morons posting complete shite on there, people who cannot use basic English and who's spelling and misuse of basic words just beggars belief!

Just a small selection to highlight my comments:

 

[Billyblade]

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That last one has to be someone off here taking the piss

 

[ashsufc1889]

A few people have already said it. Facebook = Cesspit for human waste!

 

[Berlin Blade]

Now I’m only in a select few of the so-called “Facebook Blade” groups (purely because the majority of the people in there are thick as shit, but the absolutely uproar at McBurnie after he missed that penalty. Jesus Christ, some are going off like he shagged their dead dog.

I know he’s not the most clinical of strikers, but the majority on those pages think he’s Conor Sammon 2.0. There’s no point even trying to debate with them and try to tell them him positive attributes because they’re all that thick or don’t really have any real football knowledge.

Anyway, has Brewster signed yet?

Just a thought. Would you rather someone shagged your dead dog or your living dog?

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

That last one has to be someone off here taking the piss

Well they've been named and shamed now!

 

[MCRBlade]

Just a thought. Would you rather someone shagged your dead dog or your living dog?

I don’t have a dog

 

[knowsnowt]

The group with the two women doing wobbly live streams had to be the worst for me.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Let’s be honest, Blades fans haven’t exactly covered themselves in glory since the season started - I’ll see your Facebook and raise you our shoutbox the other night, just embarrassing...

 

[metalblade]

I left a FB group a few days ago too much Ramsdale and McBurnie bashing McB especially, anyone with a different opinion just gets shouted down. When McBurnie stepped up to take a penalty I did think god help you if this is saved. I wasn't wrong.

 

[raul]

Are they all still calling themselves Blades though? What happened to the mass boycott of all things SUFC because Marxist Footballers took a knee?

 

[Dark muffy]

The group with the two women doing wobbly live streams had to be the worst for me.

Had the misfortune to sit in front of them v Leicester last season, worst experience I've ever had watching united. It mentally scarred me, every game home and away im a nervous wreck waiting to see if they turn up and sit anywhere near me.

 

[shorehamview]

If someone adds me to a Facebook Blades group I leave the group straight away. I’ve absolutely no interest in them whatsoever, the only Facebook groups I’m in are maker related ones. Woodworking, metalworking, that kind of thing, and I’m only active in a few of them. There’s not enough time in the day to be buggering about with all the groups people want me to join.

 

[Colonelblinkey]

Those who back Mcburnie are the same as those who backed McCabe. They were wrong then and they are wrong now.