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-Stanislas interest has cooled off. Looking abroad for rcm’s. Mady Camara one of them.

-Made an improved offer for Isak but down to player as few suitors in Europe. We are looking at Josh King but not the only ones.

-Everton have bid for Egan but it was laughable (approx 15 million).

-Swift bid accepted but agent is touting him around to see if he can get better wages elsewhere.

-Ryan Nyambe looks to be a big target for us too. We’ll be putting a bid in for him soon.
 

-Stanislas interest has cooled off. Looking abroad for rcm’s. Mady Camara one of them.

-Made an improved offer for Isak but down to player as few suitors in Europe. We are looking at Josh King but not the only ones.

-Everton have bid for Egan but it was laughable (approx 15 million).

-Swift bid accepted but agent is touting him around to see if he can get better wages elsewhere.

-Ryan Nyambe looks to be a big target for us too. We’ll be putting a bid in for him soon.

Plausible stuff tbf
 
Good old agents would be a big coup if we can get isak but will he choose us
 
Such a shit Cadette wannabe.

Just calm down a bit, take it steady. This much detail about targets this frequently would narrow you down to about one person and you'd have been sacked by now.
 
If there is any truth to these bits of news, who is it benefiting? Certainly isn't our club nor the person giving you the information.
 
I mean if this info is true it shows the difference now we are out of mcabe's clutches. 15M for Egan laughable? He'd have taken 5......
 
-Ryan Nyambe looks to be a big target for us too. We’ll be putting a bid in for him soon.

I'm just going to focus on this snippet of bullshit.

"We'll be putting a bid in for him soon"

Why soon? Why not now? How soon?
 
Still not convinced WUM is legit and and not just a err, err, WUM :(

Cannot see how anyone would know all this without sitting at the top table and if he is at the top table then you don't go mouthing off all CW's plans
 
Current Premier league head of recruitment
Didn't expect you to be so specific. We are used to cryptic clues on here 😄

Just make sure you are not putting yourself or anyone else at risk when giving specific info. If you are legit I would ask Foxy to remove this particular post 👍
 
- Bid accepted for Jacob Murphy. £3m. Bit of a hold up because there was a typo in Paul Mitchells email and Bettis has bid for the wrong brother.

- Egan stalling on new contract because he’s holding out for a pre-ordered PlayStation 5 and all inclusive pet insurance for his cat.

- Went in big on Callum Wilson but he doesn’t want to move north. Looking for a clause where he only plays games geographically below Leicester. Interest cooling.

- Getting very interesting with Ollie Watkins; after spells at Exeter and Brentford, he has indicated that he has ambitions to play his entire career in red and white stripes only. If Brentford don’t go up, its a two way shoot out between United and Southampton.

- Alexander Isak; might need to sell to fund, but could well be a goer. As a young boy, he did a school project about Rotherham United and as a result, became a huge fan of Alan Knill and is understood to be willing to take a wage cut to work with him.
 
- Bid accepted for Jacob Murphy. £3m. Bit of a hold up because there was a typo in Paul Mitchells email and Bettis has bid for the wrong brother.

- Egan stalling on new contract because he’s holding out for a pre-ordered PlayStation 5 and all inclusive pet insurance for his cat.

- Went in big on Callum Wilson but he doesn’t want to move north. Looking for a clause where he only plays games geographically below Leicester. Interest cooling.

- Getting very interesting with Ollie Watkins; after spells at Exeter and Brentford, he has indicated that he has ambitions to play his entire career in red and white stripes only. If Brentford don’t go up, its a two way shoot out between United and Southampton.

- Alexander Isak; might need to sell to fund, but could well be a goer. As a young boy, he did a school project about Rotherham United and as a result, became a huge fan of Alan Knill and is understood to be willing to take a wage cut to work with him.
Bid placed for Keith O'moore. Just testing the waters tho. More to follow.

25m bid accepted for Phil Jones. Expected to fail medical in the next few days.

Interest in Gary Mcsheffrey has cooled as it turns out he retired 2 years ago.
 

Complete and utter wind up.
Throw in a few names discussed on here before. Then a few new ones that are totally unrealistic. Stanislas is not in the age profile of who we want to sign and Isak is the same for the opposite reason.
 
I've just made a huge mistake in watching an Isak video and reading an article about him. Now I'm desperate to sign him, unrealistically, based on a WUM!
 
Only a matter of time Darragh Lenihan gets a mention and Florian Grillitsch....
 
- Bid accepted for Jacob Murphy. £3m. Bit of a hold up because there was a typo in Paul Mitchells email and Bettis has bid for the wrong brother.

- Egan stalling on new contract because he’s holding out for a pre-ordered PlayStation 5 and all inclusive pet insurance for his cat.

- Went in big on Callum Wilson but he doesn’t want to move north. Looking for a clause where he only plays games geographically below Leicester. Interest cooling.

- Getting very interesting with Ollie Watkins; after spells at Exeter and Brentford, he has indicated that he has ambitions to play his entire career in red and white stripes only. If Brentford don’t go up, its a two way shoot out between United and Southampton.

- Alexander Isak; might need to sell to fund, but could well be a goer. As a young boy, he did a school project about Rotherham United and as a result, became a huge fan of Alan Knill and is understood to be willing to take a wage cut to work with him.

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I reckon WUM's employed by SU to spout shite on here hoping Leeds and Villa catch wind and prematurely ejacu-bid for someone trying to out-do us.

Expect to see Stanislas going to Villa for 20m+. YHIHF.
 
The Wind Up Merchant | thetightyorkshireman
 
- Bid accepted for Jacob Murphy. £3m. Bit of a hold up because there was a typo in Paul Mitchells email and Bettis has bid for the wrong brother.

- Egan stalling on new contract because he’s holding out for a pre-ordered PlayStation 5 and all inclusive pet insurance for his cat.

- Went in big on Callum Wilson but he doesn’t want to move north. Looking for a clause where he only plays games geographically below Leicester. Interest cooling.

- Getting very interesting with Ollie Watkins; after spells at Exeter and Brentford, he has indicated that he has ambitions to play his entire career in red and white stripes only. If Brentford don’t go up, its a two way shoot out between United and Southampton.

- Alexander Isak; might need to sell to fund, but could well be a goer. As a young boy, he did a school project about Rotherham United and as a result, became a huge fan of Alan Knill and is understood to be willing to take a wage cut to work with him.
Rubbish
Since when have Southampton played in red and white stripes. They’ve looked to avoid it for years.

Oh, and Isak’s project was about squirrels so, he fucking hates Knill.
 
Rumours that we're interested in Ferwail Roma from Bratislava.

Surprised as he doesn't seem a Wilder type. No real work ethic and looks to be stealing a living.

In other news the Pigs are in for Jerry Henfleet from Stoke. Younger brother of Terry they tried to sign a few years ago.
 

if this is legit your mate

a) will no longer be your mate for outting him on a public forum
b) will be a former premier league head of recruitment pretty soon.


Not saying this isnt legit but if it is you have literally just put the guys job in jeopardy.
Outing him? If it’s legit? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How’s that then?
 

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