Me and my mate was social distancing each other last night and started to discuss when did you know you was hooked.
For me it was losing to Wednesday at Wembley, I would have been about 10. The feeling of anger, disgust, hatred and sadness didn’t leave me for weeks, (still a bit bitter now) the summer was a right off. Especially as most of my mates supported Wednesday(cunts).
I come from a family of pig fans. My Dad (albeit not around much as a kid) was/is a pig, my Mum's brothers and father were all pigs. The only exception was a loony uncle of my Mums who/is a Blade. He was, and still is, a very damaged bloke. He'd be diagnosed and medicated with something today. He used to go missing for years and then show his face like nothing happened and visit family etc.
One of his reappearance cycles aligned with Sheff Utd vs. Crystal Palace 1997 PO Final. I'm not sure why but he bought me and him a ticket. He knew I was a football nut so it was probably that. Low and behold he turned up to my Mum's at about 7am in the morning in a white transit van with a United flag on each corner of the roof and United shirts wedged into the rear windows.
The match itself was abysmal. It was roasting hot, slow paced and I cannot remember anything about the game apart from Palace fans disrespecting a pre-game minutes silence for someone associated to Utd who had passed on (can anyone remember?!) and the displeasure having a perfect, trajectory view of David Hopkins last minute 25 yard winner.
Nonetheless I was hooked. The next season was the Spackman era and the atmosphere vs. Sunderland at home in the first game was electric. Without any real previous affinity even I felt the excitement around the return of Deano. I went home and away with said Mad Uncle until he did his disappearing act but it didn't stop me. I carried on going down t'lane often by myself. I remember walking home from school one day and seeing those metal Sheffield Star headlines board outside a newsagent in Page Hall with words to the effect of "Blades sell star duo". I bought a paper and felt like I'd been punched in the stomach. If I had a top 3 players list at that time it was Fjortoft, Borbokis and Deane. To see two of them sold at the same time was truly, without exaggeration, heartbreaking for me.
The 1997/1998 season was a true induction for anyone who wanted to know what baggage came with the life of being a Blades fan; promise, hope, euphoria, shock and ultimately, disappointment.
Around this time my Mum started going out with a huge Blade (who sadly died last year) and his presence and my inauguration meant that what was once a Pig household soon became partisan Sheffield United territory, even my Mum identifies as a Blade! My nephews have grown up as Blades, my sister has paid for sponsorship of her business at BDTBL and sponsored the 4-2 bouncing day massacre, so the legacy since 1997/1998 is that we are a United family.


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