New handwashing system if you can't keep singing Happy Birthday to you

[tyke1889]

Stolen from Twitter

 

[RammyBlade]

Love it !

 

[Bobby Boo]

It's maggots.

 

[tyke1889]

It's maggots.

Don't start!

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

It's maggots.

It's not

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

At the pace it's sung at, it will need to be repeated twice for the minimum 20 seconds

 

[Brother-Leech]

At the pace it's sung at, it will need to be repeated twice for the minimum 20 seconds

Na Na Ooh! Not nearly enough tap wiping. Wouldn’t want to wash my hands after most of our fans.

 

[TAMUS]

Never been maggots

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

It's maggots.

And Park Drives ?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

And Park Drives ?

I bet you had a cigarette holder. Capstan Full Strength for a real man.

 

[Bobby Boo]

Never been maggots

I was just being a dick, I'm Team Magnet

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

I bet you had a cigarette holder. Capstan Full Strength for a real man.

I'm not fucking Terry Thomas !

Tried the latter once and , since I wasn't a real man at the time , it nearly blew my fucking head off so I stuck with the Parkies .

 

[burtonstreetblade]

I'm not fucking Terry Thomas !

Tried the latter once and , since I wasn't a real man at the time , it nearly blew my fucking head off so I stuck with the Parkies .

Park Drive....Senior Service on payday

 

[bongleblade]

tested this today, works nicely!

 

[Darlington82]

I've been singing it for a week to piss pigs off at work, it works and keeps the germs away, both types!