CONFIRMED Sander Berge

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If and it’s a tentative if; this deal goes through. Will that be the kick up the arse Lundstram needs to sign on and maybe being such a coup, would prick Henderson’s ears up?

We’re talking a top 4 player here, aren’t we?
 
If and it’s a tentative if; this deal goes through. Will that be the kick up the arse Lundstram needs to sign on and maybe being such a coup, would prick Henderson’s ears up?

We’re talking a top 4 player here, aren’t we?
Every club in prem would have him, Klopp had his arm around him after they played Liverpool in CL
 
Is this the modern day Juanpi? I.e the never ending transfer of an exotic sounding foreign player that never ends up going through.

Sander Berge threading a through ball to Juanpi who smashes it top right.... see’s us secure top 4 on the last day of the season...
 
So just asking for a friend. He thought you couldn’t get value for money in January and how much would Berge cost in the summer?
 
According to the Daily Fail our bid has been rejected but West Ham are still in the frame. Presumably he’s happy to play in the Championship next season.
 
If and it’s a tentative if; this deal goes through. Will that be the kick up the arse Lundstram needs to sign on and maybe being such a coup, would prick Henderson’s ears up?

We’re talking a top 4 player here, aren’t we?
I think if he signs (big if) it'd be a statement and we'd be much less likely to lose JOC etc. Lunny would also revert to a Back up player.
 

According to the Daily Fail our bid has been rejected but West Ham are still in the frame. Presumably he’s happy to play in the Championship next season.

Strange that one because Berge dismissed the Blades because he thought we were relegation fodder and yet here we are Wet Sham deep in the doggy do do and they are are still interested but no dismissal as yet from the player himself

I cling on to the fact that CW's sort of cryptic comment regards the boards backing and that they have been terrific means someone of stature in on their way in to the club
 
The other alternative is that whoever read the initial report thinking it said "Utd are going to spend several million pounds to get Sander Berge at The Lane" might have been dyslexic and it was actually "Utd are going to spend several million pounds to get Beer Gardens at The Lane.
Either way, it's a win win for us lot.
 
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I think if he signs (big if) it'd be a statement and we'd be much less likely to lose JOC etc. Lunny would also revert to a Back up player.

Which is what I said he will be weeks ago when the big Lunny love in was going on. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lunny, but if we want to improve we have to keep raising the bar and add more quality.
 
Every club in prem would have him, Klopp had his arm around him after they played Liverpool in CL
I'm a bit of a lip reader, and I'm pretty sure he said to him 'Sander, my old mucker, go and sign for the Blades, have a season there and get the best coaching and fitness training available, and then you can come here and play for me.'
I didn't quite catch what Sander replied, but he was laughing his head off.
😉
 
A little dose of reality as we all fap ourselves stupid.....

On the face of things a move in January for Berge is a win-win and no doubt his agent will be pushing for;

Substantial increase in wages/signing on fee
Release clause of a fairly low, (£25m?) level means he can put himself in the shop window and move again in the summer
Release clause if the club he signs for are relegated
Huge bonus if the club he signs for don't get relegated
Huge bonus if the club he signs for get into Europe

It will come down to wages, (as it always does)….

I've got everything crossed we pull this off but I can see it being a Conor Coady/Maupay kind of ending....
 
A little dose of reality as we all fap ourselves stupid.....

On the face of things a move in January for Berge is a win-win and no doubt his agent will be pushing for;

Substantial increase in wages/signing on fee
Release clause of a fairly low, (£25m?) level means he can put himself in the shop window and move again in the summer
Release clause if the club he signs for are relegated
Huge bonus if the club he signs for don't get relegated
Huge bonus if the club he signs for get into Europe

It will come down to wages, (as it always does)….

I've got everything crossed we pull this off but I can see it being a Conor Coady/Maupay kind of ending....
I am 100% certain, if the deal included a £25m release clause, CW would in no uncertain terms say, 'da what? Fuck off'
 
Can I suggest a song or is it too soon?

Thanks.

Its to the tune of "ice ice baby" and it goes - "ice ice Berge. Dududududdududu".

we will have to do the Icelandic chant

Oh Sander Berge
He had an urge
To play for Sheff United
We tried to sign him earlier on
But love was unrequited

We tried again
And not in desperation
He realised that we were now
The best club in the nation

go to the gardening thread, do not collect £200 if you pass go, put yourself in jail.

Thinking about boobies when the Genk fans haven't even turned up yet.


dread Roygbiv job with the view from Iceland and Norway fans 😂🤣
 

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