Cerberus Blade
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There are 4 officials watching the game live at every match. The ref, two linespeople (being pc here
) and a fourth official, who's main job is to take abuse from the manager's in the technical area obviously.
That's 4 pairs of eyes, watching the game from different angles, or 8 eyeballs in total, assuming they've got 2 eyes each. This is deemed insufficient. So we've now got some more pairs of eyes, watching it on a screen in an office near Heathrow. I'm not sure how many eyeballs that includes, but there's at least 2 of them for sure, I think!
This still seems insufficient. Because despite the "technology" they are still getting it wrong. There was a day when we went to the match accepting that the man in the middle can't possibly see everything and call every decision right. It was annoying and frustrating when they missed something, but as the referee's themselves would say, "I can only give it if I can see it". And they can't see everything - that's fair enough. Or it used to be...
The amount of money at stake in the game now, particularly in the Prem, means that it's no longer good enough to accept that the referee is a human being and whilst he'll get the majority of decisions right, there are some he will miss. Oh no. Not when there's millions of pounds riding on it. We have to try and make it perfect! So, we introduce "VAR" - which stands for Vacuous Arbitary Reasoning. The problem is, VAR is still reliant on human beings to interpret it. So we are no better off in terms of eliminating human error. All that we've done is transfer the responsibility from the human beings at the game to some anonymous person or persons in a studio miles away from the action. And they are supposedly there to "assist" the referee, but they're not assisting him, they're telling him what to do!
There is another buggeration factor in all this though...
The rule book.
I'm afraid the rule book needs re-writing in places, so that we don't have to interpret whether an armpit or a toenail was offside. Football rules were never intended to be applied in millimetres! Similarly with the handball rule...it shouldn't be difficult to spell that out a bit more clearly so it's obvious what constitutes an offence and what doesn't. This particular one has been causing controversy for years, long before VAR was even thought of.
There are those who say, "VAR will come good eventually". These are the same Saintish types who predict crap players will come good eventually. There are those who thing VAR is a load of crap and should be confined to the dustbin for ever. I think neither of these is true. But I do think, before you introduce a system like VAR into a sport you have to beta test it first and make sure it does what its supposed to do. You don't just launch it and then find out it's not working and carry on with it. Problem is, that's exactly what we've done, and if we just stop using it now then that potentially could be seen as advantaging or disadvantaging some teams over others.
So, for me, they need to make changes to the laws/rules of the game first. Make it so that offside means being sufficiently ahead of the defending player that it constitutes a clear advantage in play. Make it so that handball means contact with the ball with a part of the hand or arm that results in an advantageous passage of play to the team who hand-balled it (whether deliberate or accidental). Fixing these two rules would make life easier for the short-sighted gimps in Stockley Park - then they can spend the summer improving their "technology" and knowledge of the rules of the game.
That's 4 pairs of eyes, watching the game from different angles, or 8 eyeballs in total, assuming they've got 2 eyes each. This is deemed insufficient. So we've now got some more pairs of eyes, watching it on a screen in an office near Heathrow. I'm not sure how many eyeballs that includes, but there's at least 2 of them for sure, I think!
This still seems insufficient. Because despite the "technology" they are still getting it wrong. There was a day when we went to the match accepting that the man in the middle can't possibly see everything and call every decision right. It was annoying and frustrating when they missed something, but as the referee's themselves would say, "I can only give it if I can see it". And they can't see everything - that's fair enough. Or it used to be...
The amount of money at stake in the game now, particularly in the Prem, means that it's no longer good enough to accept that the referee is a human being and whilst he'll get the majority of decisions right, there are some he will miss. Oh no. Not when there's millions of pounds riding on it. We have to try and make it perfect! So, we introduce "VAR" - which stands for Vacuous Arbitary Reasoning. The problem is, VAR is still reliant on human beings to interpret it. So we are no better off in terms of eliminating human error. All that we've done is transfer the responsibility from the human beings at the game to some anonymous person or persons in a studio miles away from the action. And they are supposedly there to "assist" the referee, but they're not assisting him, they're telling him what to do!
There is another buggeration factor in all this though...
The rule book.
I'm afraid the rule book needs re-writing in places, so that we don't have to interpret whether an armpit or a toenail was offside. Football rules were never intended to be applied in millimetres! Similarly with the handball rule...it shouldn't be difficult to spell that out a bit more clearly so it's obvious what constitutes an offence and what doesn't. This particular one has been causing controversy for years, long before VAR was even thought of.
There are those who say, "VAR will come good eventually". These are the same Saintish types who predict crap players will come good eventually. There are those who thing VAR is a load of crap and should be confined to the dustbin for ever. I think neither of these is true. But I do think, before you introduce a system like VAR into a sport you have to beta test it first and make sure it does what its supposed to do. You don't just launch it and then find out it's not working and carry on with it. Problem is, that's exactly what we've done, and if we just stop using it now then that potentially could be seen as advantaging or disadvantaging some teams over others.
So, for me, they need to make changes to the laws/rules of the game first. Make it so that offside means being sufficiently ahead of the defending player that it constitutes a clear advantage in play. Make it so that handball means contact with the ball with a part of the hand or arm that results in an advantageous passage of play to the team who hand-balled it (whether deliberate or accidental). Fixing these two rules would make life easier for the short-sighted gimps in Stockley Park - then they can spend the summer improving their "technology" and knowledge of the rules of the game.


