Okay Blades and Bladesses.
Long ago, when monster trucks ruled the earth, the wendy's reached something called the Rumbellows final. The League* cup by any other name.
In the week building up to this the Star sent out monday's edition with a front and back page spread.
Collecting my Star from the corner shop, I paused, removed the creature feature and gave it back to the shopkeep.
Next day the wendy content was doubled, again I returned the unwanted diatribe.
This carried on throughout the week until just about two pages were actual news. The rest... I can't bear to remember.
Upon seeing me approach his shop, shopkeep readied my star. He pulled out the actual news, handing it to me and charging 20 odd pence and binned the rest.
All this was done in silence. As you would expect.
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* Not to be confused with sea depth which swillsborough experienced 2007